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Robots Read This Minecraft Server

artificial companions, Artificial Intelligence, desire, funny, gf, human emotions, humor, irony, lonely robots, longing, love, machine learning, Minecraft, Read, reading, relationships, Robots, sarcasm, Sci Fi, Server, Stuff, Technology, Want

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

booru, club, cytube, Dark Halloween Edition, DC crossover, Fan, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation, OC info, official trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Scary Story Spooktacular, smp, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game Recommendation, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, TailsTube

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7283
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

MoneyMC

Balanced Economy, Challenges, competitive, Custom Features, Economy, Engaging, Fun Environment, Hearts, in game, leaderboard, LifeSteal, new players, PvP, richest player, seasoned players, strategy, Survival, Trading, Unique, wealth

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7274	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2636
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

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mminecraft.org

2b2t anarchy, Anarchy, Antigrief, cave world only, Creative, Custom Datapacks, custom enchantments, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, disguises, Factions, Free Ranks, Griefing allowed, Hacking Allowed, Herobrine, minimal to no anticheat, MMinecraft.., protection sponge, Skyblock, Survival, top votes real cash prize, Vanilla, vanilla like beta gameplay

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

MMinecraft.org invite you on a journey into the hidden realms beneath our feet—into the fascinating world of caves and underground wonders. These natural formations, often shrouded in mystery, hold secrets that are as ancient as the Earth itself. Caves are more than just dark, damp spaces; they are magnificent ecosystems teeming with life. From the moment we step into a cave, we are transported into a different world, one that has been shaped by millions of years of geological processes.-CUSTOM PLUGINS-CUSTOM DATAPACKS-ANTIGRIEF-GRIEFING ALLOWED-PROTECTION SPONGE-CUSTOM MOBS-VANILLA LIKE BETA GAMEPLAY-CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS-HEROBRINE-SURVIVAL-CAVE WORLD ONLY-TOP VOTES REAL CASH PRIZE-DISGUISES-2B2T ANARCHY-HACKING ALLOWED-MINIMAL TO NO ANTICHEAT-FREE RANKS

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Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

autumn, Bootiful, candy, celebration, costumes, decorations, dress up, EXCITEMENT, Fun, ghostly vibes, Ghosts, Halloween, haunted house, Minecraft, October, Party, Pumpkins, Scary, Server, spooky, Spooky season, Trick or Treat, witches, yayoi

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Votes:	1076
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

asian, Asian culture, Asian girls, Asian stereotypes, chuds, Cultural differences, dating preferences, Diversity, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Girls, god’s decision, Interracial Relationships, Its…CraftyCodeQueens, Minecraft, Programmers, programming skills, racial biases, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tech industry, yt culture, yt girls

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9415	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

AudRealms

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Unique content Community Friendly staff Players Bedrock support Java IP Casino Pets Ranks Adventure Multiplayer Minigames Economy Creative mode PVP Plugins Roleplay Events Customization

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

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JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

awkward conversations, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bodily functions, bodily noises, breaking wind, crude humor, embarrassing bodily functions, embarrassing moments, FARTING, flatulence, funny questions, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Joined, Minecraft, passing gas, personal hygiene, Server, social norms, taboo subjects, taboo topics, uncomfortable questions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3752

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

amogus, Conquer, construction, Emotecraft, Gaming, Hardware, Latest Versions, Minecraft, multi-threading, Plasmovoice, Players, Protection, Server, Skills, Take Over, zxccraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2893
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

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