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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	9927
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

WeddingCrasherStepDaughter

blended family, co parenting, communication breakdown, divorce aftermath, Emotional healing, emotional maturity, emotional turmoil, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, parenting challenges, remarriage, step-daughter, step-parenting, teenage behavior, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion, Therapy, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, WeddingCrasherStepDaughter

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Potions Brewed:	185	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life teenage tantrums and family feuds. Join us and leave all the teenage drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No more running off to the bathroom mid-game or causing general chaos for the rest of the players. We promise a peaceful and fun gaming experience for everyone.

Join now and leave all the negative feelings behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape and enjoy some quality Minecraft time without any family drama. Plus, our virtual Chipotle is always open for those hunger pangs during gameplay. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

PixelPops Minecraft Server

Commitment, Forever Love, future spouse, Life Partner, long term relationship, love, love language, Marriage, marriage material, Minecraft, partner, PixelPops, random acts of kindness, relationship goals, relationship milestones, romantic gestures, Server, Signs Of Love, small gestures, soulmate, special moments, thoughtful actions

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5623
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Have you ever had your partner build you a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft just to show their love for you? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a chance to experience the most romantic and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

Our server is filled with love and laughter, where players go above and beyond to show their affection in the most creative ways possible. From building giant heart-shaped structures to organizing surprise virtual weddings, our community knows how to make you feel special.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where love is in the air and laughter is guaranteed, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world.

TastyTreatsMC

affordable, budget-friendly, cheap food, comfort food, DELICIOUS, easy recipes, economical eats, fast food, Flavorful, food on a budget, homemade dishes, low cost meals, Mouthwatering, quick meals, scrumptious, SNACKS, street food, student meals, Tasty, TastyTreatsMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old food that tastes like cardboard? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on our legendary “Explosive Creeper Crunch”! Made with only the finest gunpowder and spider eyes, this snack will blow your taste buds away (literally)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive “Diamond Chicken” that lays solid gold eggs! And don’t even get us started on our “Lava Cake” dessert – it’s so hot, it’ll burn your mouth and your house down!

So if you’re looking for a culinary adventure like no other, join our server now and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized in ways you never thought possible!

SettleCraft – Minecraft Server

Conflict, controversial, Court, findings, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal settlements, international law, Israel, israeli government, legal ruling, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian territories, Server, SettleCraft, settlement policies, territorial disputes, united nations, United Nations resolution, violations, West Bank

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the rules are totally bonkers, just like israel’s settlement policies breaking international law, ya know? like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s wild and wacky just like that court finding against israel. trust me, you won’t regret it! come build, explore, and have a blast with us! it’s gonna be a total blast, dude!

F16sNoShowCraft

Aviation, Conflict, Defense, DELAY, Diplomacy, F-16s, F16sNoShowCraft, fighter jets, foreign policy, Government, international relations, military aid, military equipment, nato, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, War, weapons, Zelensky

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we got F-16s flying around like it’s nobodies business! zelensky himself is waiting for them to arrive, but in the meantime, come build your own F-16 in our virtual world! who needs real life when you can have a pixelated fighter jet?! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like zelensky is hiding from those pesky F-16s. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life!

BonelessCraft

10. adventurous spirit, 11. fear of injury, 12. accident prone, 13. life experiences, 14. physical health, 15. mental health, 16. personal growth, 17. self-reflection, 18. embracing challenges, 19. overcoming obstacles, 2. living life to the fullest, 20. grateful for good health., 3. bad thing, 4. major bone, 5. injury free, 6. healthy lifestyle, 7. cautious, 8. safety first, 9. risk taker, BonelessCraft, never broken a bone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	868371	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a hammock? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a herd of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as it attracts hordes of hungry players trying to take a bite.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can turn dirt blocks into pure gold with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil villagers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience Minecraft like never before. See you there, blockheads!

CraftyNightEats

8 p.m., Altered Mealtimes, anxiety, circadian rhythm, CraftyNightEats, day shift, depression, Dinner, health effects, Late Eating, meal timing, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, occupational health., psychological well-being, research, risk factors, Shift Workers, work schedule, work-related stress

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we do not believe in eating past 8 p.m. because apparently it causes depression and anxiety. we take our mealtimes very seriously and if you dare to eat a late dinner, you will be banished to the land of sad pandas. but fear not, for our server is filled with magical creatures and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. plus, our shift workers are always on the lookout for new recruits to help them defeat the evil night creatures that roam the land. so come join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters while following a strict dinner schedule. who knew mealtime could be so important in minecraft?

AbuSMP – Where Even the Creepers Wear Bowties! – 1.19.2

1.19.2, AbuSMP, armor sets, Bowties, Cheating, communal areas, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Fabric, Farms, Griefing, Modpack, North America, Ores, Qol, Server, smp, trading market, Vanilla, Waypoints, Waystones, wear, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

AbuSMP Minecraft Server

Server Location	Montreal, Canada
Discord	https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ

Overview:

The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.

AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with a carefully curated modpack to enhance the vanilla experience.

Features:

We are a Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack.
Claim and container locking system to protect against griefing.
No-tolerance policy for cheating, exploits or glitches.
Server trading market for player-based economy.
Progress reset for new season, establishing communal areas and farms.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, join our Discord and write a short message telling us about yourself.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we maintain a whitelist to ensure a positive community atmosphere.
Are there rules against griefing?	We have a claim and container locking system to prevent griefing.
Is the economy mod-based?	No, our economy is entirely player-based with a trading market.

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

bewildered, bewildering, blocks, confusion, disbelief, discombobulated, disoriented, existential crisis, introspection, Lost, Minecraft, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, searching for answers, self reflection, Server, unexpected destination, unexpected journey, unexpected outcome, unexpected path, wondering

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! How the fuck did we get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players accidentally stumbled upon a glitch in the game that transported them to a parallel universe filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Instead of panicking, they decided to embrace the madness and create the most outrageous Minecraft server ever seen.

Join us if you dare to explore upside-down villages, ride on giant chickens, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is filled with hidden secrets, bizarre quests, and the occasional dance party with the Ender Dragon.

So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

NTRCraft Minecraft Server

adult manga, alltime favorite, BETRAYAL, Cheating, dark storyline, Drama, emotional, explicit content, favorite manga, forbidden love, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, Love Triangle, manga genre, manga recommendation, Minecraft, NTR manga, NTRcraft, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending NTR manga come to life! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, heartbreak, and scandalous love triangles as you navigate through our crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy plot twists to keep you entertained? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!