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CraftyCookingGoneWrong

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

Lavaque MC

Adventure, auction house, Community, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Land claiming, Lavaque MC, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Vaults, Ranks, Rich, Season, Server, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Virtual Goods

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	4209
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Brand New SMP server for everyone to play. seanson one ends 28/05/2024 Features: Ranks, Economy, Player Vaults, MarketPlace, Spawn area, Auction House, Land Claiming and much more Join now to rise to the top and become the richest of Lavaque MC

192.3.27.74:25217

Slightly Complicated Silliness 0.8.1 (smp)

0.8.1, Address, channel, COMPLICATED, Create, Discord, Friends, Hosting, invite, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Play, Plugins, PORT, Request, SEPARATE, Server, silliness, slightly, smp, worlds

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Votes:	5432
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Version	MCPE 0.8.1
Plugins	Allows creation of separate worlds for multiplayer
Access	By invitation only

FAQ

How do I request my own world?

To request your own world for multiplayer, simply leave a request in the channel on the discord server provided.

Can I join without an invitation?

No, the server is only accessible to invited players to ensure a controlled and friendly environment.

Is there a whitelist for the server?

Yes, players need to be approved and added to the whitelist before they can join the server.

What do I need to play on the server?

You will need the Minecraft Pocket Edition version 0.8.1 to connect to the server.

Is there a limit to the number of players in a world?

The server can accommodate a certain number of players per world to avoid overcrowding and maintain a smooth gaming experience.

ArabHumpersRUs: Where Dumbness Reigns Supreme!

arabhumpers, ArabHumpersRUs, catbox, comedy, culture, dumb, dumbness, Entertainment, funny, humor, ignorance, ignorant, internet, LAUGHING, meme, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, reaction, REIGNS, social media, Stereotypes, stupidity, SUPREME, Video, viral

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	147	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any danger in the game. Need a ride across the map? Hop on the back of a flying llama and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tower” – a structure made entirely out of tacos that you can climb to the top of and claim as your own. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow Minecraft players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuffaloRumble – Where Asian Water Buffaloes Battle it Out in Minecraft!

asian, athletes, battle, bison, Buffaloes, BuffaloRumble, bullfighting, chọi trâu, collision, ferocious, Fights, highlights, LIVESTREAMS, Minecraft, Optimus Prime, power, Run up, shoving, Sport, streaming, tactical, Vietnam, Water, water buffalo, 斗牛

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Potions Brewed:	123
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	158
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring minigames and lackluster builds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and immerse yourself in the thrilling world of water buffalo fighting! That’s right, we’ve taken the ancient sport of bullfighting and adapted it for Minecraft. Watch in awe as our virtual water buffalo charge at each other with ferocious power, flipping and shoving their way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our top athlete, Optimus Prime, is a legend in the water buffalo fighting world. He’s so good that even the Wall Street Journal wrote about him! You won’t find this level of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us now and help us make water buffalo fighting the next great American sport! Share our webms far and wide to spread the word. Who needs regular old PvP battles when you can witness the epic clashes of water buffalo in action? Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. Join our server today and prepare for the ultimate showdown!

Hyper MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3264	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	2228
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Hyper MC One Of The Best Lifesteal Network,Provides You The Best Lifesteal Experience Where Only Skills Matter Mainly Created For Entertainement Of People WE ARE HAVING THE EVERY FEATURE A PUBLIC NON-PAY TO WIN SERVER SHOULD HAVE

hypermcs2.us.to:26199

NovaNet

all versions, box pvp, hcf, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modality, NovaNet, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	93	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9694
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

NovaNet is a server with all versions, we have two modalities; Survival HCF, box pvp and another modality coming soon.

novanet.live:19103

Minesoul junior high

1vs1, Community, Discord, Fun, junior high, Minecraft, Minesoul, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Our Minecraft server has been in the works for months and has finally released, join in the fun with hundreds of others at https://discord.gg/minesoul

play.minesoul.org

QuasarsSMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist the semi-vanilla goodness! Java edition

April, balance, Builds, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Edition, Enhance, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, goodness, group, java, Lasting, Launch, Minecraft, Players, QuasarsSMP, Reset, Resist, Seasonal, Semivanilla, Server, smp, UTC

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Launch Date	April 27th, 6:30 PM UTC
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft with enhanced gameplay
Server Focus	Lasting builds and forming enduring friendships
Player Count	15-20 players
Discord	Join our Discord
Server Address	play.quasarssmp.org (not up yet)

FAQ

Q: When is the server launching?

A: The server will launch on April 27th at 6:30 PM UTC.

Q: What type of Minecraft server is QuasarsSMP?

A: QuasarsSMP is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with some enhanced gameplay elements.

Q: What is the focus of the server?

A: The server focuses on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.

Q: How many players will the server support?

A: The server is aiming for a group of 15-20 players.

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What is the server address?

A: The server address is play.quasarssmp.org (not up yet).

The Universe Network VS Hypixel

adventuresome, Collaborative, community-driven, customized, Cutting Edge, dynamic, Economy, Engaging, exclusive, futuristic, HANDCRAFTED, Imaginative, Immersive, Innovative, Interactive, inventive, Mini Games, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Potions Brewed:	52	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470

Hypixel	The Universe Network
High player count	Community-driven updates
Wide variety of game modes	Custom game modes
Established brand with a large player base	Exclusive gameplay experience
Premium features available for purchase	Grief-free environment
Active forums and support	Dedicated staff

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How many players does each server support?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a high player count and can support thousands of players simultaneously. The Universe Network: The Universe Network is a smaller, more community-focused server, with a closer-knit player base.

2. What kind of game modes are available on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes from PvP to minigames to creative building. The Universe Network: The Universe Network has custom game modes like Next Level Prison and Cyberpunk Laser Tag, providing a unique gameplay experience.

3. Are there any premium features or in-game purchases?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers premium features for purchase, such as cosmetics and boosts. The Universe Network: The Universe Network is a grief-free environment and does not have any in-game purchases that affect gameplay.

4. How are updates handled on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel releases regular updates and has an active community and support team. The Universe Network: Updates on The Universe Network are entirely community-based, creating a unique experience crafted by experienced creators.

Nikke’s Nonsense Nook – Crafty Chaos Awaits!

1.5th Anniversary Codes, Active Codes, Android, Awaits, Chaos, co-op, Costume Passes, Crafty, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Kilo, maintenance, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense, Nook, PC, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is a regular player here!

Explore our vast world filled with pixelated wonders and hidden treasures. Build your dream castle or dig deep into the earth to uncover ancient dungeons and rare ores. But beware, creepers and zombies lurk around every corner, ready to challenge your survival skills!

Join our upcoming events like the Union Raid where you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon, or participate in the Solo Raid for a chance to win exclusive loot. And don’t miss our Full Burst Day weekends where chaos reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, our special recruits like Bay and Crown will aid you in your quest for glory. And with costume passes like Rosanna: Ms. Dangerous and Snow White: White Knight, you can customize your character to stand out from the crowd.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!