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CraftyCookingGoneWrong

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

❤ PandaMine ❤ Survival, MiniGames ★ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

PandaMine 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 – 1.21 the top minecraft server

— Survival

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— Honest donation

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— Cool server

IP – PandaMC.ru

Website: http://pandamine.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/pandamine

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mines Excavated:	4737	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Super Mario World Romhacks Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	91
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	241	Mines Excavated:	4093
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Tired of boring old video games with realistic graphics and complicated storylines? Say goodbye to modern vidya and join our Minecraft server where you can punch trees, ride pigs, and build giant statues of your favorite memes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find it. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its location.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can battle giant mutant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and build ridiculous structures like giant toilets and roller coasters that go through lava.

So if you’re ready to leave modern vidya behind and embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter and mayhem, then join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of the server and have songs sung about your epic exploits!

> Women are Stupid Bitches, Your Body My Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4814
Dimension Hops:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and trolling your friends with outrageous pranks.

Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. We have flying creepers, dancing skeletons, and even a zombie king who throws parties in his underground lair. Will you be brave enough to face these challenges and emerge victorious?

So come join us and be a part of our wacky community. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for pulling off the most epic pranks and building the most outrageous structures. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means calling out your friend’s terrible singing skills in the middle of a battle.

GreekCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ores Mined:	3806
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4163	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	331	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Do you crave adventure and excitement in your blocky world? Then come join our server, where we have recreated the entire country of Greece in all its glory! Explore ancient ruins, battle mythical creatures, and even take on the role of a Greek god if you’re feeling extra powerful.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground rave club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a wild and hilarious journey through the land of Greece? Come join us and see why everyone is raving about our server – it’s a blocky adventure like no other!

Paypig SMP – Beta Cuck Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Beta, Betas, cuck, Domination, fetish, fetish community, financial control, financial domination, findom, Humiliation, kink, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, online domination, paypig, paypiggy, paypigs, sicko cucks, smp, submissive lifestyle, submissive men, sugar baby, sugar daddy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We’re on the hunt for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks who are ready to dominate the virtual world like never before. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (but maybe seek some help). Just make sure you come prepared to spend some serious diamonds because we don’t mess around with broke players here. So come join us on this wild ride and let’s see just how far your wallet can take you. xoxotag: monomiss (because why not add a little mystery to the mix?)

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whatever floats your boat).

Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes on top-secret missions to retrieve rare diamonds and emeralds for the server economy. But shh, don’t tell anyone or you might blow his cover!

We also have a resident prankster who loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT blocks and let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them.

But the real question is, are you brave enough to join our server and see if YOU can keep getting away with it? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Bottoms Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including getting hit on by a Tgirl who wants to make you her bottom! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wild and crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!

So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.