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AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

awkward boner, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBoner, body reactions, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing erection, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny confessions, funny memories, funny stories, humorous anecdotes, male anatomy, Minecraft, personal stories, public embarrassment, Server, sexual health, teenage hormones, unexpected arousal, unexpected erections

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	636550	Ores Mined:	7820
Mines Excavated:	3658	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

FarmersGoneWildMC

agriculture, alcohol consumption, Awareness, binge drinking, coping mechanisms, Farmers, FarmersGoneWildMC, high levels, Interventions, mental health, mental healthcare, Prevention, resilience, Rural, seeking help, stigma, stress, study, Support, U.S, University of Georgia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!

FOOGERRO

Clans, ConstantUpdates, Creative, Donation perks, Factions, FOOGERRO, Friendly staff, Friendlycommunity, games, hacker prevention, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, Notpaytowin, Other, Parkour, pay to win, Plugins, PvP, Server, Updates

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

A new network with constant updates, friendly staff, multiple games and new games often! We strive to be your favorite Minecraft network to play on. Our donation perks are not pay to win and our hacker prevention plugins are updated constantly.

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YuruYuriCraft – Your Happy Place Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, comedy, cute, Entertainment, Friends, friendship, Girls, Happy, high school, humor, injustice, japanese, Laughter, lighthearted, Manga, Minecraft, Place, school life, series, Server, slice of life, television, Yuru Yuri, YuruYuriCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3256
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Join our server and become the ultimate rebel! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge unsuspecting noobs to dance-offs. So why did her friends allow this injustice? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Join now and unleash your inner chaos!

V4Minecraft – The Ultimate Block Party!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, anniversary, Arya Kuroha, asmr, Biscotti, BLOCK, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), drawing contest, globie, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, manju plush, merch, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Party, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sensei plush, Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, useful links, V4M_plus, V4Minecraft, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VSMP, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crops Grown:	8510	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	7646	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s basically on fire! Join us for the First ASMR Class Edition where you can chill with Crystalis, Abi Kadabura, Serina Maiko, and more!

But wait, there’s more! We have Petalight ASMR races, drawing contests, and even an anniversary celebration with merch that will make your head spin! And guess what? We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the shenanigans are off the charts!

Don’t miss out on the fun with globie, Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, and all the other Brave EN groups. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperCousin’s Minecraft Server

abusive behavior, abusive family members, childhood trauma, cousin relationships, CreeperCousins, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, uncomfortable situations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guest politics, wedding invite, wedding planning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5579	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of chaos, just like trying to navigate family drama at a wedding.

Join us and escape the real world craziness, where you won’t have to worry about inviting that creepy cousin who ruined your childhood. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable situations.

Plus, our server is so awesome that even overprotective moms can’t ruin the fun. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into your virtual world, in which case, good luck with that!

InLawExclusionCraft

adore, apartment, aunt, awful person, big event, celebration, college, compromise, cousins, Details, family, future in-laws, InLawExclusionCraft, Marriage, parents, Rude, Siblings, signing papers, trip abroad, uncle, Wedding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	269	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	937
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft building vibes? Then join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a roller coaster!

Just like this couple who had to compromise on their wedding plans, you’ll have to compromise with your fellow players on what to build next. But don’t worry, we promise no crazy in-laws will show up uninvited to your pixelated wedding!

And if you ever feel overwhelmed by family expectations, just remember that at least your future husband doesn’t want his uncle at the wedding either. So come join us for some stress-free building fun and leave the family drama behind!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLove, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Honesty, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate love potion for all your relationship needs! Join us and find your blocky soulmate while building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes? So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories together!

Redstone Revolution

Advancements, Communication, convenience, Daily Life, Development, discoveries, ENERGY, Environment, health, Impact, Improvement, innovation, Medicine, progress, Redstone, research, revolution, Scientific breakthroughs., society, Technology, Transportation, Underrated

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with its insane scientific breakthroughs!

Join us and experience the wonders of teleportation blocks that will zap you across the map in seconds. Say goodbye to boring old walking, now you can travel in style like a true Minecraft wizard!

But that’s not all, our server also features gravity-defying blocks that will have you building upside down like a true Minecraft superhero. Who needs to obey the laws of physics when you can build your dream castle in the sky?

And let’s not forget about our time-warping potions that will have you aging backwards in the game. Want to be a baby Minecraft player again? No problem, just take a sip of our magical potion and watch the years melt away!

So why waste your time on ordinary Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous scientific breakthroughs in the Minecraft universe? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ViralTimeTravel

antibodies, COVID variants, Disease, Future, health, hypothetical, immunity, Medical, pandemic, science fiction, Sickness, speculation, Technology, time travel, travel, ViralTimeTravel, Viruses

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

HEY YOU, YES YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND EPIC BATTLES!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, LITERALLY. YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE VILLAGERS AND SKELETONS WITH DIAMOND ARMOR. BUT WATCH OUT, BECAUSE THE CREEPERS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO BUILD TNT CANNONS AND THEY’RE AIMING FOR YOUR BASE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS AND TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. SWIM WITH DOLPHINS AND BATTLE THE EVIL SQUID KING FOR ULTIMATE RICHES!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A TIME TRAVEL PORTAL THAT LETS YOU VISIT DIFFERENT ERAS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. MEET DINOSAURS, FIGHT PIRATES, AND EVEN RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT ENDER DRAGON!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD!

SurströmmingCraft Server

acquired taste, canned fish, culinary experience, exotic food, fermented fish, fermented herring, fish dish, Nordic cuisine, pungent smell, rotten fish, Scandinavian cuisine, Server, smelly food, stinky food, strong odor, surströmming, SurströmmingCraft, Swedish delicacy, swedish food, traditional food, unique food, unusual food

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Have you ever eaten Surströmming? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to this stinky Swedish delicacy! Dive into the world of culinary chaos as you battle it out with other players to see who can stomach the most fermented fish. Trust us, the smell is worth it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast – literally!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – you’re gonna need it!