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BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, baby face, BabyFaceCutie, chubby cheeks, creepy, criminal, cutie patootie, Disturbing, fat, feminine, inappropriate, LOAD, Minecraft, offensive, pedophile, pervert, Server, sexual predator, smack, soft eyes, tyrone, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2891
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	22	Votes:	1780
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	8674	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6146
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Emeralds Found:	1589	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	226

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

casual conversations, common experiences, Communication, CraftyChats, everyday interactions, Hidden Depths, Human Behavior, Insights, interpersonal connections, Job, people, personal stories, social dynamics, surprising revelations, surprising things, Truths, unearthed, unexpected insights, unexpected revelations, unique perspectives, work interactions, workplace culture, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

$420 million, $630 million, agriculture, business opportunities, cannabis legalization, CannaCraft420, Economy, growth, Industry, Investment, legal cannabis, market, medicinal cannabis, morocco, North Africa, per year, potential revenue, projected, recreational cannabis, regulations, WORTH..

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!