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funny comic strip Minecraft Servers

  • 🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

    🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 5260
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3788
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

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    ABOUT US

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

    HARDWARE & SETUP

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21.4
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 8GB (64 Total)

    MODS & TWEAKS

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

    • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
    • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
    • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
    • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
    • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
    • Accelerated Leaf Decay
    • Minecarts now run 4x faster
    • Online Webmap

    APPLICATION

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    1. Join our Discord Server!
    2. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
    3. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
    4. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
    5. Step 4: Short Interview
    6. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

    PixelCraft Network 1.21.3
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 2475
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Mines Excavated: 3585
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

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  • Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

    Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5262
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1161 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Animals Bred: 162

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

    So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

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  • NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

    NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1877
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

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  • RespawnRedoCraft

    RespawnRedoCraft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2369
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

    MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9780
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Enchantments Applied: 215 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

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    LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

    JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

    ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

    PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

    SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

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  • MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

    MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1115
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49

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    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

    picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

    plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

    so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

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  • Boomers Guide Gen Z

    Boomers Guide Gen Z
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 742
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 5

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    join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

    come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

    so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

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  • EarthSMP

    EarthSMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 533
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Votes: 4019
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

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    Minecraft Earth SMP Server

    Overview
    If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
    The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
    Is the server modded? Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

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  • Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

    Ethereal Realms 1.21.4
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4330
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

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    OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

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