funny comebacks – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Sock Stepper’s Paradise

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

banter, Clever, clever comebacks, clever responses, comeback lines, Comebacks, funny comebacks, humor, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, quick wit, repartee, Responses, retorts, sarcasm, Sassy, SavageComebackQueen, sharp, sharp-tongued, smp, Snappy, WIT, Witty

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

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FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

awkward encounters, awkward glances, awkward reactions, awkward silence, awkward situations, Blame, comedic timing, creeper, Embarrassing moment, fart humor, FartCraft, farting etiquette, farting in public, farting jokes, funny comebacks, funny excuses, funny reactions, funny responses, humorous situations, public embarrassment, social awkwardness, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Are you tired of being judged for your bodily functions on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, farting is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to who can let out the loudest toot. Join us and let your gas flag fly!

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KarenSlayerCraft

amusing memories, amusing stories, best moments, customer service, dealing with difficult people, dealing with rude people, entertaining situations, funny comebacks, funny experiences, get fucked karen, hilarious encounters, humor, humorous confrontations, Karen, KarenSlayerCraft, long tail: best ways to handle rude people in public, memorable interactions, rude encounters, satisfying moments, unforgettable experiences, venting frustrations

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and get your revenge in the virtual world! Our server is filled with Karen NPCs that you can troll and mess with to your heart’s content. From stealing their virtual coupons to building giant “I want to speak to the manager” signs in front of their virtual houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Karen Boss Battle” event where you can team up with other players to defeat the ultimate Karen boss and claim the “I need to speak to the manager” sword as your prize. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience like no other.

So if you’re ready to say “get fucked Karen” in the most epic way possible, join our Minecraft server now and let the trolling begin!

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All the boost

Jobs, Marriage, MCMMO, Quests, smp, Survival

All The Boost consists of 2 survival servers. The “Wildly Boosted” server is more vanilla like with few plugins and no land claim. The “Boosted Survival” server has many more plugins. Some of these include McMMO, Jobs, Quests, gsit, player shops, marriage, and more.

alltheboost.apexmc.co

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❤️RAGEMINE❤️⭐GRIF⭐ANARCHY⭐❤️SURVIVAL❤️ Minecraft server

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?ㆍRagemine – A unique server in Minecraft. – Quests;– Unique cabins;– Battles;– Battles.

– Free donation.

Lots of opportunities and goodies – all this awaits you on the project! Also, qualified, professional and monitoring personnel work on this project.

?ㆍServer from players for players. Behind our server is a responsible and experienced Administration, ready to resolve any issues.

?ㆍAll paid services, including items, can be obtained simply by playing on the server, they are issued in the form of rewards for time.

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mj.RageMine.su

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Fractured Vanilla Snapshot Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Fractured is a Vanilla anarchy environment. There are no land claims, tpa, sethome, or any other non vanilla features. Be aware that stealing, griefing, player versus player combat, and the use of modified clients are all allowed on the server.

We take the claim of being a vanilla server very seriously and to us vanilla means no technical or mechanical changes. Therefore, the server is not hosted on paper or spigot as those both introduce changes to technical gameplay.

Fractured is hosted on the latest java snapshot

play.snapshotanarchy.net

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Starfall

PvE, Roleplay

Starfall is a minecraft roleplay server aimed at those interested in magic and fantasy based lore. You’ll find yourself in a world where stars rain down from the sky full of power and wonder, where danger lurks and old civilisations have been left to crumble. There are dangerous foes and mystical beings hidden in the depths of the strange mist that covers the land. Where each and every player has the ability to become anything, what will you choose? Why should you join the Starfall Community? Multiple magic systems available on the server, including one that is universally available. Discover the secrets of a constantly changing world, and through your choices influence its growth Fight the ever constant threat of the Blight A welcoming staff and community present in American and European Timezones Join our discord now to find out more, follow along with our progress, and if it suits you, join our contributor ranks to help the server grow!

starfallMCRP.dedimc.io

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Terf

4Fun, Adventure, Exploring, java, PvP, Survival

the server IS VANILLAip:terfserver.tkor147.185.221.180:6948 for better connectionWelcome to T.E.R.F!We are focusing on a modded like experience in vanilla minecraft!

Visit, save, grief or nuke the underground nuclear facility! (or just play survival while others nuke the entire world)

We got custom weapons, tools, textures, sounds, blocks and of course Multiblock Machines! **All made in completely vanilla minecraft with command blocks and datapacks!

discord:https://discord.gg/M4Ps6MTsDQ

terfserver.tk

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DestroyCraft – Survival, DayZ, MiniGames 1.12-1.18 Minecraft server

Bed wars, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Paintball, Parkour, Skyblock, TNT Run

Welcome. Welcome to the vastness of the Minecraft server called “DestroyCraft”. You are about to plunge into an incredible world filled with secrets and adventures. You will be able to construct various buildings, mansions, castles, etc. Mine minerals and trade them with players. Exchange things and meet new people. IP address: mc.ds-join.ru:25565

On the Minecraft DestroyCraft server you have the opportunity to get a job, gain experience and earn a fortune. Take part in battles, increase your authority, create and manage your own clan.

mc.ds-join.ru

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Rhys Server

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

This is a small community server looking to expand, a thriving SMP started it off, and then we made other modes, including a brilliant Bed Wars, Kit PVP and more! Feel free to come and enjoy with some buds and make some more, a friendly community is always welcoming 🙂

– Woody (co owner)

51.254.149.249:25586

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Vandr auga

Roleplay, Survival

This is a fully vanilla server with a very friendly eco. Go to forum page to fill out application!

PLEASE JOIN DISCORD

51.81.52.47

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Comesurvive

Multiplayer Survival, Survival

Welcome Traveler! Welcome to the start of your new adventure! You will be able to explore a whole new world unknown to man kind! A world never seen before. With new world generation, new structures, the 4 seasons, and so much more, you will be adventuring for hours! Some of the Content we have:

1.19.2 Version Custom World Generation Custom Villages, Pyramids, Temples, Mansions, etc.

All 4 seasons (Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter) They affect gameplay

Custom Enchantments

Custom Vehicles

McMMO Perks

And Much More!!

Check our store out here: https://store.comesurvive.org

Check our discord out here: discord.gg/comesurvive

play.comesurvive.org

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Vanilla friendly server without private Minecraft server

Economy, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.1

Come in and apply, we are waiting for you ☺️

Vanilla survival without private and donation ☺️❤️

https://vk.com/smyta_smp

? Smyta SMP is a private vanilla minecraft server without unnecessary plugins and donations.

? Our server is inspired by projects such as MineShield, Last Task, Just Ground and Dream SMP

? Game on version 1.20.1, core on Paper, no license needed! Before starting the game you need to submit an application!

• The administration does not limit your gameplay in any way, but for a comfortable game, all players are recommended to familiarize themselves with the rules and the very essence of the project.

• You yourself determine your activities and vector of development on the server, but be loyal to other players, because trust between players is what we value most.

• We are grateful to the people actively participating in the life of the server, because thanks to their efforts, various events, political intrigues, associations of people into organizations and states, and much other content take place on the server?

• For more varied gaming activities on the server, plugins have been added that do not affect the gameplay, but help to play RolePlay and add cut game content.

✅ If you were looking for a cozy server where you can have a good time, find new friends, build whatever you want or play RP, then you have come to the right place!

You can apply to start playing on the project using the link: https://vk.cc/cpw9EP

135.181.126.159:25918

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