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Sock Stepper’s Paradise

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your bodily functions on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, farting is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to who can let out the loudest toot. Join us and let your gas flag fly!

KarenSlayerCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of dealing with Karens in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and get your revenge in the virtual world! Our server is filled with Karen NPCs that you can troll and mess with to your heart’s content. From stealing their virtual coupons to building giant “I want to speak to the manager” signs in front of their virtual houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Karen Boss Battle” event where you can team up with other players to defeat the ultimate Karen boss and claim the “I need to speak to the manager” sword as your prize. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience like no other.

So if you’re ready to say “get fucked Karen” in the most epic way possible, join our Minecraft server now and let the trolling begin!

Applbees

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Applbees is a 1.20.1 Java Edition server. It is compatible with VoiceChat, you can get married, claim your land, make friends, and have fun! We always have an event going on, so feel free to join our discord to stay posted on updates!

135.148.60.17:25593

HaxysHideout All of Fabric 6

PvE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

A modern PvE 1.19.2-based Fabric Modded Minecraft server with a variety of beautiful decorative things, lots of questing, exploration and bossing with Twilight Forest, Bosses of Mass Destruction, The Bumblezone and Mine Cells, followed by a healthy mix of technology such as Create, AE2, Industrial Revolution, Tech Reborn and Modern Industrialization. On top of that you’ll enjoy Botania, Bewitchment, Ad Astra, Spectrum and grow your own resources using Mystical Agriculture.

Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/all-of-fabric-6

Join our Multiplayer Server: aof.haxyshideout.co.uk

aof.haxyshideout.co.uk

Axolot bending

Anarchy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

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emerald-free.falixserver.net:59511

VxidCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4992
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	8872	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Play a survival server with your friends and grind until you have the most cash and money and dominate the server until your unstoppable!

VxidCraft.sparked.network

Originalni Server

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

If you are looking for a server with a good community and want to have a great time, this is the server for you. Here we offer classic survival, a PvP arena, shops created by players on the server and space to find new friends.

mc.originalni-server.cz:26771

TurboMC Modded

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	264367	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Animals Bred:	123	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a start to a small community for anyone to play along with.

-Currently running modded minecraft. The pack running is FTB Skies.

-Anyone can join. Come join the discord to get whitelisted!

-No banned items, friendly players, No griefing or stealing.

turbo.modded.fun

CheffiesCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Emeralds Found:	2434
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	190
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

CheffiesCraft the server to come on Minecraft Survival. Previously also known as one of the largest Minetopia servers in the Netherlands and before that also a survival server. A server with active players and active Staff and a nice player base. Hopefully we will see you appear on our server soon.

de-fra01.xaroz.com:25575

Onyxtales

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Animals Bred:	176
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Onyx Tales is a revolutionary Minecraft Survival MMORPG. Open-world, custom environments and independent player worlds. Begin your adventure now!

onyxmc.net

ratatouille smp

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4

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142.44.129.145:25583

Gh0st_MC

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4134	Votes:	2066
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1926	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Key features but not limited to! Crates and daily rewards – earn keys while playing! Mini Games – earn crate keys and XP – forever updating and changing Mini Games! Server Shop: Sell and buy good to and from the server Dedicated Map Improve your skills with MCMMO: Land Claims: Protect your builds, chest, items from griefers. You can invite friends to join your Ranks for Twitch subscribers -> https://www.twitch.tv/gh0st3113 Weekly Upvote Reward! Once upvoted – join the server and use /letsgo Keep your eyes open for next weeks post with a new code word!!

gh0stmc.xyz