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CraftyComebackz

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2665
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	560
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchantments Applied:	271
Crops Grown:	3952	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

Block and Roll

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

ChaosBlossom

Factions, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

A life steal server with custom boss fights, tons of cool crates with custom armor sets and weapons, active players and it’s on 1.20.1 so there are armor trims.

ChaosBlossom.mcserver.us

playerborder

Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

One player can control the entire world border just by moving. As they move, all players must stay on the border, or they shall die. If you kill the border control, you become the border control!

playerborder.minehut.gg

EngieMC

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

New survival server for simple and relaxing gameplay. You will find many innovative features here.

engiemc.pl

Black Hole Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	5855
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Fresh Vanilla Minecraft anarchy survival server 1.12.2 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 7168MiB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

5.161.79.119

PlatinGens

Parkour

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	1148	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130
Animals Bred:	168	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9918	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

PlatinGens is a newcomer Genserver with some features. So we are not a Pay2Win Server we have alot of things what you can do.

Mining / Gens and much more. So if your interested join us today!

platingens.minehut.gg

Ouros

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249

mc.ouros.fr

A Minecraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Step into ‘A Minecraft SMP’—a realm where adventure and mystery intertwine! Discover enchanted lands, battle formidable foes, and build your empire in our captivating RPG-Survival blend. Unfold your story in a world brimming with endless possibilities and become a legend!

play.amcsmp.com

Itlog.us

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6005
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7607
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

WE VALUE YOUR PROGRESS!!!

*In the overworld, there will be no world reset at all! *On every major release, overworld will be expanded by 10,000 blocks! **In the nether, you can build in a fixed radius of 2560! **Also in the nether, territory over the radius of 2560 will regenerate every 2 months! ***The end dimension resets every 2 months

itlog.us

PixelStark-Hex

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

PixelStark-Hex is the place where Pokémon, Marvel and Minecraft come together to offer you an experience full of challenges and adventures.

Ranks, Dex Ranks, Dex Rewards, Events, Raids, Safari, Roulette, Piñatas, Pokebuilder, Pokémon Hunts, Tournaments, Casino, Gyms, Elite and more…

Join our active community on Discord, where you can chat, share achievements, and team up for epic Pokémon hunts.

PixelStark.mcraft.pro

WaxyClubMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Items Found:	5165
Love Letters Sent:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

51.81.151.131