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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1754	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	167	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

VampHairRegenCraft

Creature, Curiosity, FANTASY, folklore, hair, Haircut, immortal, legend, Long hair, Mystery, Myth, question.., regrow, speculation, Supernatural, Undead, VampHairRegenCraft, Vampire, vampire hair growth, vampire legend, vampire lore, vampire myth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the mobs are vampires. not like, sparkly twilight vampires, but like, old school scary vampires. they all have cool hairstyles and stuff, but here’s the catch – if you cut a vampire’s hair, it regrows instantly! it’s like they have magic hair or something.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, you can team up with other players to go on quests to find rare vampire hair accessories. like, imagine finding a vampire comb that gives you super speed, or a vampire hair gel that lets you fly. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, the server has this crazy mini-game where you have to style the vampires’ hair before they go out on a hunt. if you do a good job, they’ll give you cool rewards like enchanted weapons or rare blocks. but if you mess up, they’ll turn you into a vampire and you’ll have to spend the rest of your days hunting for hair accessories.

so come join us on this wild minecraft server where the vampires have fabulous hair and the adventures are endless. who knows, you might even become the most stylish vampire hunter in all the land!

The Grand Historians Records

AGES, anti p2w, Commerce, continent of Aqias, Custom Map, Economy, Epic battles, Factions, Geopolitical roleplay, historical structures, history writing, Land claiming, lore writing, minecraft server, Nation building, No Lag, no paid ranks, Roleplay, Ryzen 9 7950x, server hosting, server updates, Survival, Towny, Trade, world-building

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	448670
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Players Killed by Monsters:	7852	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias (100% handmade custom world-painter map) In the server, you can: – Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries We also have ages, which are basically content updates for the server, when we would change what could be sold in the shop, add new areas to the map, and install new plugins. We are staunchly anti P2W, so there will be no paid ranks and crates. Our server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes. Join today to write yourself into the colourful tapestry of our server’s history.

thegrandhistorian.xyz

The Imperial SMP – Bland Vanilla with a Side of Mild Chaos! No PVP or Mods, just pure boredom

better combat, bland, Boredom, Chaos, Create, Curseforge, Custom, Discord, Forge, Imperial, Mild, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Pure, PvE, PvP, RAM, Side, Smoothly, smp, spartan weapons, Updating, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	v1.20.1 Forge Custom modpack
Mods	120
Discord	https://discord.gg/VyataD2cXQ
Gameplay	PvP/PvE
Features	Better Combat, Create, and spartan weapons + more!
Recommended RAM	1.5GB minimum, 2.5+GB recommended

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: The server IP can be found in the Discord server.

Q: Can I suggest mods to be added?

A: Yes! We will keep updating the modpack by player request.

Q: What is the gameplay like on the server?

A: The server features PvP and PvE elements with additional combat mods.

CraftyFateMC Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, NA General, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	869	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a sprinkle of magic!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where Arctic Summer has taken over! Penguins are surfing on ice blocks, polar bears are sunbathing, and the sun never sets! It’s a non-stop party where the only rule is to have fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got summoning events that will blow your mind! Want to summon a mythical creature like Ibuki Douji or Lady Avalon? Well, you’re in luck because they’re waiting for you to call them to your side on our server!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a Coin Calculator that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire, a Damage Calculator to help you strategize like a pro, and a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline that will have you planning your next move like a master tactician!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic like you’ve never seen before! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the moonwalk! The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the fun begin!

ErgoCraft Minecraft Server

ErgoCraft, ergonomic accessories, ergonomic benefits, ergonomic chair, ergonomic design, ergonomic desk, ergonomic equipment, ergonomic evaluation, ergonomic furniture, ergonomic improvements, ergonomic keyboard, ergonomic mouse, ergonomic posture, ergonomic practices, ergonomic solutions, ergonomic tips, ergonomic work environment, Ergonomics, floor pill, Minecraft, office ergonomics, Server, workplace health

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the floor is not just lava, it’s a pill! That’s right, we’ve replaced all the floors with giant pills that you can jump on and bounce around like a maniac. But be careful, if you stay on the pill for too long, you might start hallucinating and seeing creepers dancing the cha-cha!

Join us for the ultimate pill-popping adventure and see if you can survive the crazy world of our server. We’ve got custom mobs like flying pigs and exploding chickens, and our staff members are all trained in CPR just in case you laugh so hard you forget to breathe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the floor pill madness. Just remember, once you take the floor pill, there’s no turning back!

CraftyWeddingBells

Airbnb, bachelor party, Backstabbing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWeddingBells, friendship, groomsmen, group dynamics, high school, long-time friends, loyalty, middle school, misunderstanding, mutual friends, price dispute, reception, social events, university friends, Wedding, wedding events

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and cold shoulders – just like this groom did to his so-called friend!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist, like when the groom doubled the price of the bachelor party just because a few people couldn’t make it. And don’t worry, we’ll make sure to leave you out of all the fun conversations, just like the groomsmen did to their former friend.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations about whether or not the groom is profiting off of you – because who needs trust and communication when you can have suspicion and drama instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

BlockBlazedCraft

Alone Time, art, BlockBlazedCraft, Cannabis, Chill, creativity, deep thoughts, Food, Friends, HIGH, Laughter, Marijuana, meditation, movies, Music, Nature, Relaxation, self reflection, SNACKS, Stoned, video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a giant statue of a flaming hot Cheeto or create a roller coaster that only goes in reverse! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are passing around the blaze rods. Plus, we have a secret underground mushroom kingdom where you can hang out with the fungi and have deep conversations about the meaning of life. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some serious good vibes on our server!

CraftyBibiVsTrump

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u can build the most insane structures and mine for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. plus, there’s this legend that if u find the secret hidden portal, u get transported to a land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. no joke, bro.

oh, and get this, there’s this crazy rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. imagine creepers doing the cha-cha, it’s wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of the server is actually a wizard in disguise. he can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn your pet wolf into a unicorn. it’s like living in a fantasy world, but, like, for real.

so, what are u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and let the adventures begin. who knows what kind of madness u’ll encounter. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

LinkedinStalker69

career development, digital boundaries, digital communication, LinkedIn, LinkedinStalker69, Notifications, online activity, online behavior, online etiquette, online interactions, online presence, privacy, professional networking, professional relationships, profile views, social etiquette, social media, social norms, social platforms, social-networking, STALKING

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Items Found:	1144
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

So, like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server where you can, like, stalk people’s profiles and they wouldn’t even know it! It’s like being a secret agent but in Minecraft! You can watch them build stuff and mine diamonds without them even knowing you’re there. It’s like LinkedIn but for Minecraft! Join now for the ultimate spy experience and creep on people in a totally not creepy way. It’s like being a ninja but in block form. So come on, join us and become the ultimate Minecraft stalker!

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6339	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	1563

The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

c92x.vanilla-box.ru