2024 Best funny comeback New Minecraft Servers

Block and Roll

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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Torison

Adventure, alliances, Automation, Battles, Biomes, Bosses, Customitems, destiny, Exploration, FANTASY, guild, Legacy, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, mod, Modded, Moddedserver, Moddedsmp, Mods, Quests, Simplevoicechat, Skill Tree, Survival, Teams, Tech, Torison, War

🌟 Welcome to “Torison: Quests Unleashed”! 🌟
In the heart of this pixelated universe, a cosmic rift has torn open, merging arcane enchantments with futuristic machinery. As you step onto the cobblestone path, the air crackles with latent energy, promising adventure beyond your wildest dreams.

🔮 The Quests Await: Embark on a heroic odyssey through enchanted forests, treacherous caverns, and forgotten temples. Over 300 meticulously crafted quests beckon, each revealing secrets, unraveling ancient prophecies, and challenging your wits.

⚔️ Bosses Lurk in Shadows: Brace yourself for epic showdowns! Thirty formidable bosses—some born of magic, others forged in the crucible of technology—guard their domains. From the fiery depths of the Nether to the icy peaks of the End, these titans await your challenge. Will you wield a mystical staff or a plasma-infused blaster?

🌎 Biomes Beyond Imagination: Traverse landscapes that defy reality. Wander through bioluminescent groves, where pixies flit among crystalline blooms. Descend into the Clockwork Abyss, where gears grind and steam hisses. Seek refuge in the Celestial Nexus, where stardust weaves constellations into existence. Each biome pulses with life, teeming with secrets and rare resources.

🔥 Tech and Magic Converge: Forge alliances with fellow adventurers. Some tinker with steam-powered automatons, while others chant incantations under moonlit skies. Automate your factories using the ingenious “Create” mod, or weave spells with the ancient grimoires of forgotten wizards. The choice is yours—forge alliances or wage wars!

🌟 Your Destiny Awaits: Ascend the massive skill tree, customizing your path. Will you master the art of elemental magic, summoning storms and shaping reality? Or delve into the intricacies of quantum mechanics, manipulating energy grids and bending time? Perhaps both? Your journey is a canvas; paint it with your choices.

🌄 Sunrise Beckons: As dawn breaks over the horizon, the server hums with anticipation. Torison awaits your imprint—a testament to your legacy. Gather your guild, sharpen your blade, and step into the unknown. The world of magic and tech awaits, daring you to carve your saga into its very fabric.

Join Us: Torison awaits your arrival. Allocate at least 5GB of RAM to Minecraft (6GB-12GB recommended) and let the adventure unfold! 🚀

Note: All credit goes to the brilliant mod creators and authors who wove this tapestry of wonder. May your journey be as boundless as the infinite blocks of Minecraft! 🌌🌟

Server IP Torison.aternos.me:58341

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Broomstix: Where brooms fly higher than your expectations, even on Sundays! Join now for some magical adventures!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and player to player teleportation.
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is Java account required for cross-play?	No, Java account is not required for cross-play on this server.
Can I teleport mobs with a lead?	Yes, you can put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
What are the features of the main PvP arena?	The main PvP arena has keep inventory enabled for players.
Are there any economy systems in place?	Yes, there is a bartering economy system on the server.

Guilt-Free Gaming Gang – No Regrets, Only Laughs!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually care about each other? Well, look no further! Our server is perfect for heartless players who thrive on chaos and destruction.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. We encourage griefing, stealing, and all-around mayhem. Plus, we have a special VIP rank for those who can pull off the most devious pranks.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon on our server filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to uncover its mysteries.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your guilt and empathy at the door and join us on the most diabolical Minecraft server out there. Remember, on our server, only the ruthless survive. Mwahaha!

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Crafty Anonymous Server 917 LOL

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of insanity!
Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and danger. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for an hour, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of talking cows who control the economy. Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs envy when you can have insanity?

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SkyProject Minimalistic anarchy without unnecessary things Minecraft server

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Minimalistic anarchy without unnecessary things. Have you ever wanted to play on a server without unnecessary commands and other garbage? Tired of the fact that there is no anti-cheat on the servers and people walk around in netzerk a day later? Do you want to have a fair fight with the players? Then come to me!

Server IP f2.joinserver.xyz:25861

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Team BaerCraft’s Community Servers: Where even the bears know how to play SMP with mods!

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Main Projects	Summary
BaerCraft	A modpack with multiple optional gameplay aspects to cater to different player types.
Trash Panda Craft	A modpack that offers a balanced mix of challenge and enjoyment for players.
Discord	A welcoming community hub for the Minecraft servers with active developers and staff.

FAQ

1. How can I join the Minecraft servers?

To join the Minecraft servers, you can find the server information and guidelines in the Discord community. Make sure to follow the rules and have a great time!

2. Can I suggest new modpacks for the community-voted server rotation?

Yes, the community values input on new modpacks for the server rotation. You can suggest modpacks in the Discord server for consideration.

3. What makes BaerCraft and Trash Panda Craft unique compared to other modpacks?

BaerCraft and Trash Panda Craft offer unique gameplay experiences with optional aspects that cater to different player preferences. The modpacks are designed for both challenge and enjoyment, providing a balanced mix for players.

4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for playing on the Minecraft servers?

Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players. These rules are outlined in the Discord community and must be followed by all members.

5. How can I get in touch with the developers or staff for assistance?

You can reach out to the developers and staff through the Discord community. They are knowledgeable, fast, and informative, providing help and support to players within the servers.

6. Can players contribute to the development of new content for BaerCraft and Trash Panda Craft?

Yes, players can contribute ideas and feedback for new content to the developers. The community values input from players and strives to provide unique and customized experiences in each project.

TwiCraftMC VS Hypixel

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Hypixel vs TwiCraftMC

Feature	Hypixel	TwiCraftMC
Player Base	Very large player base with millions of players	Smaller player base but growing community
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, PVP, and more	Focuses on providing high quality game experience with unique twists on classic game modes
Server Performance	Known for its stable performance and minimal lag	Continuously improving server performance with regular updates and optimizations
Customization	Offers a high level of customization for players with ranks, cosmetics, and more	Provides a range of customization options with cosmetics, perks, and more
Community	Active community with forums, events, and leaderboards	Growing community with active Discord server and regular events

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to providing high-quality game experience. Join us on our Discord server and check out our shop for exclusive perks and items.

Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/

IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

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Diamonds & Dicks: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community so awesome, even Herobrine wants in on the action. Our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to swoop in and save the day whenever a griefer tries to ruin the fun.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to our server just to marvel at our pixelated prowess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

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Baby Daddy Craft: Impregnating Nations Since 2010

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can impregnate women from different countries! That’s right, travel the world without leaving your computer and start a whole new family tree in Minecraft. Join us now and see how many virtual babies you can have in exotic locations like the Nether, the End, and even the overworld! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

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Duality SMP: Where we pretend we’re as cool as the Hermitcraft server, but in reality, we’re just big noobs. Java edition.

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Duality SMP Server Overview

Description	Duality SMP is a survival multiplayer server with mostly vanilla gameplay and a few quality of life plug-ins. It features a small and friendly community, group events, teamwork, shopping district, and more. Major decisions are made together and admins have the same rank and voice as other members.
Version	1.20.4 for Season 5
World Reset	July 1st, 2024

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join?	Fill out the application form at https://forms.gle/79Cp2scqK8qoSEzMA
How can I join the Discord server?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/789d7Mp94p
Is there a temporary public server available?	Yes, you can join the temporary public server at `dualitysmp.net` after whitelisting on Discord.