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Me Not Him Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, bitterness, comparison, Disappointment, envy, Frustration, HEARTBREAK, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, regret, Resentment, Sadness, self reflection, self worth, self-blame, self-doubt, self-pity, Server, unfairness, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being second best in everything you do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the star of the show! Join us and show off your skills in building, PvP, and more. We promise you’ll never have to say “That should’ve been me and not him!!!” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to give out diamonds to lucky players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Leetle Boy 2000 Minecraft SMP

“Youth, 2000, Boy, Childhood, Coming of Age, confusion, growth, Identity, identity crisis, introspection, Leetle, Leetle Boy 2000, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Questioning, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, tags, why

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why are you Leetle Boy 2000? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding beds). Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPAV.MCMCMC.NET

Alien Invader’s Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Alien, alien invader, Anime, baka kid, ben 10, ben tennyson, cartoon, Extraterrestrial, friendship, friendship goals, Hero, Invaders, lum, Lum-chan, Minecraft, Powers, Protagonist, Sci Fi, Server, Superpowers, transformation, Waist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Farms Harvested:	614
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: an alien invader lands on Earth and decides to stick herself to the waist of a baka kid. And just like that, she gains superpowers and becomes Ben 10’s new best friend, Lum-chan! Join our server for a chance to team up with Lum-chan and battle aliens, explore new dimensions, and maybe even save the world. Who needs ordinary when you can have extraordinary? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Flg – F-List General Minecraft SMP #7015

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, Mischief, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aids, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mini-me versions of ourselves, causing chaos and mischief at every turn. Imagine the hilarity of your character teaming up with their pint-sized doppelganger to take on the creepers and zombies of the world. It’s a roleplaying experience like no other, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your freak flag fly. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of roleplaying madness!

Umbra Network

#exciting, 1.21, Adventure, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Professions, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Umbra Network, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Welcome to Umbra Network!

A new server that has a Survival 1.21 mode in which you can find professions, skills, a variety of concoctions available to make, enchantments and more!!!

We hope to see you soon!

play.umbra-network.com

SpeakCraft Minecraft Server

American Flag, arabic, australian flag, austrian flag, British flag, Canadian flag, Chinese, finnish flag, french flag, German flag, Hindi, japanese flag, Korean, Minecraft, russian flag, Serbo-Croatian, Server, somali, Spanish, SpeakCraft, Swedish, Swedish flag, Turkic, turkish, Urdu

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Join our crazy Minecraft server where flags come to life and start speaking in different languages! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Spanish-speaking American flag or a Turkish-speaking German flag. It’s like a United Nations meeting gone wild in the world of Minecraft. Come join us and see if you can decipher the language of the flags while building and surviving in our wacky world. Who knows, you might even pick up a new language or two along the way!

Rich Minecraft SMP Player

abundance, affluent, assets, comfortable living, definition, Financial Security, financial status, luxury, material possessions, Minecraft, MONEY, opulence, Perception, perspective, player, prosperity, Rich, self-perception, smp, success, wealth, well off, well-to-do

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a llama with a golden saddle? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the definition of rich! We have so much wealth that our pigs wear top hats and monocles. Our players are so loaded that they use emerald blocks as pillows and eat golden apples for breakfast.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasures and enchanted loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but emeralds are a rich player’s BFF.

Coremine

LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Potions Brewed:	124
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

CoreSteal SMP is more than just a Minecraft server. It’s an immersive experience that blends strategy, survival, and creativity. From lifesteal mechanics to custom ranks and gear, every detail is built to give players a fresh twist on classic Minecraft gameplay. Here, every encounter, alliance, and battle counts – challenging you to grow, adapt, and explore in ways you’ve never experienced!

play.infinixcore.one

Suisei’s Normie Capture Minecraft Server

Anime, Capture, collab, collaboration, digital content, Entertainment, Gaming, Idol, influencer, Japanese culture, Livestream, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, New Release, Normie, normie market, Online Community, Server, social media, Suisei, Suiseis, Upcoming, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crops Grown:	3250
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! We’ve got a new Suisei collab coming up that is guaranteed to capture the normie market and bring a whole new level of chaos to the game.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and establish themselves as the ruling class. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!