funny cid officers – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

EuroCraft: Trumped Out!
America, Diplomacy, diplomatic solutions, EU, EuroCraft, European perspective, European response, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, negotiations, Options, Politics, strategic alternatives, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., trump, Trumped, united states, US president
so, like, u know how trump is all like “america first” and stuff? well, the eu is like “we have other options, bro” and they’re not messin around. they got their own minecraft server and it’s lit af. like, they got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. no joke. and the best part is, u get to build a wall around ur house to keep out all the haters. so come join us on the eu’s minecraft server and show trump’s america that we don’t need them. we got our own options, yo.

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BlockBuster Testing Co.
averted, blockbuster, covid-19 testing, data analysis, disease control, estimated, future pandemics, healthcare impact, healthcare system, highlights, hospitalisations, outbreak response, pandemic preparedness, public health, rapid testing, reducing severe outcomes, saved lives, scaling up, study, Testing, Usa, vital role
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we save MILLIONS of lives every day! We got rapid testing for COVID-19 in the game, so you can stay safe while building your blocky empire. We even averted 7 million hospitalisations, cuz we got the best doctors in the Minecraft world! Join now and be a hero in the fight against pandemics, one block at a time!

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🔥DAYCUBE🔥 ⎝WIPE JANUARY 17⎠ 🚀 Minecraft server
Anarchy, banner, Clans, Community, Creative, DAYCUBE, Donations, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, GIF, JANUARY 17, Minecraft, multiplayer, Private, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Survival, Telegram, wipe
Our Telegram https://t.me/daycube
daycube.su:19132

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IndieCraft Universe 1.21
#youtube, Birthday Calendar, branding, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Global, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, non-English, OC material, Russian, spellcasting, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Universe, Viewers, VOD archival, youtube equivalent
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate spellcasting experience! We’re like /lig/ but in blocky form! We only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams, because we’re all about that VIP life. But don’t worry, if you’re close to 500, we might make an exception because we’re just that cool.
Check out our top 10 players with their crazy view counts! We’ve got NimiNightmare with over 20k viewers, and KirscheVerstahl with 4k! And don’t forget about our non-English streamers like Orkpod and Akamikarubi – they’re killing it in Russian and Japanese!
But wait, we’re not about those corpo players here. We’re all about the indie chuubas who are doing their own thing without any corporate branding holding them back. Check out our VOD archive and Twitch clips guide to see what we’re all about.
And if you need a break from all the spellcasting, don’t worry – we’ve got ducks! Yes, actual ducks on our server to keep you entertained between battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some magic happen!

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BoyfriendBlocker69
Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlocker69, Calls, Communication, DATING, Defense, dynamic, female best friend, friendship, hangouts, History, Insecurity, instagram, Jealousy, Kids, Marriage, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, Trust
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story!
Just like this girlfriend, you’ll be on the edge of your seat wondering what will happen next. Will your best friend betray you? Will your significant other have secret relationships with other players? The drama never ends on our server!
Set your boundaries and watch them get crossed just like in this story. But don’t worry, we promise it will all be in good fun (hopefully)!
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft game? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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AnnoyingBelonging Minecraft SMP
ANNOYING, annoying personalities, annoying possessions, AnnoyingBelonging, belongings, belongings with attitudes, bothersome possessions, exasperating, exasperating items, frustrating, frustrating belongings, IRRITATING, irritating things, Items, Minecraft, Personalities, pesky items, possessions, smp, things, troublesome, troublesome belongings
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have this crazy thing where all your belongings have personalities, like, can you imagine your diamond sword being all sassy and talking back to you? It’s hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted armor, they’re like a bunch of divas.
But wait, there’s more! We have this wild storyline where the creepers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world, and you have to team up with the villagers to stop them. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and stuff. And the best part is, if you join now, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. I know, right? So epic.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, come join us! We’re always looking for new players to join in on the craziness. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of derpy Minecraft characters and go on wacky adventures together? It’s a no-brainer, bro. Join now and let the madness begin!

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ChattyCrittersMC
Animal Behavior, animal comedy, animal communication, animal conversations, Animal intelligence, animal jokes, animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal sounds, animal voices, annoying animals, anthropomorphism, ChattyCrittersMC, comedy, funny animals, humor, hypothetical scenarios, Pets, Talking Animals, wildlife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the animals not only talk but also throw the sassiest shade you’ve ever heard! Picture this: a cow telling you your building skills are “utterly” terrible or a chicken clucking out the latest gossip in the village.
But that’s not all, our server is home to the infamous llama mafia, led by a llama named Larry who is always looking for new recruits. Join their gang and roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever you go.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground dance party hosted by the pigs. They sure know how to boogie down with their hooves in the air!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure with talking animals and crazy antics around every corner. Who knows what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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VeggieCraft – Save the Planet!
#sustainability, Agriculture (Industry), animal agriculture, animal welfare, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon reduction, climate change, Deforestation, environmental impact, Food Industry, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, livestock farming, meat consumption, methane emissions, planet, plant-based diets, Save, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable living, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN ANIMAL AGRICULTURE! WE AINT ABOUT DEM GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS, WE ALL ABOUT DEM PLANT-BASED DIETS, YO! COME ON IN AND HELP US SAVE DA PLANET BY BUILDIN’ FARMS AND GROWIN’ VEGGIES LIKE A BOSS! WE GON’ REDUCE DEM EMISSIONS BY 68% AND MAKE MOTHER EARTH DO A HAPPY DANCE! LET’S GET CRAZY AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #PLANTPOWER #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTSAVIOURS 🌱🌍💪

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Eternal Sorrow 1.21.3
1.21.3, burden, Caring, compassion, Connection, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, Empathy, ETERNAL, friendship, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, self-care, sorrow, Struggle, Suffering, Support, Understanding
Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of people not giving a single shit about you! We care about everyone equally (kinda)! We’ll make sure you suffer as little as possible in our virtual world. No one runs away when things get tough, because we’re all in this together! Escape the void of loneliness and join us in the blissful void of Minecraft! Don’t kill yourself, just kill some creepers with us instead!

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FizzCraft Minecraft Server
Budget, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, family, FizzCraft, Individuality, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, resolution, selfish, Server, sharing, SNACKS, sparkling water, Therapy, Treats
Are you tired of sharing your snacks with your family? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual treats for yourself! No more sharing, no more guilt, just pure snack-filled bliss.
Just like the sparkling water dilemma, you can have your own virtual stash of goodies without anyone stealing them from you. Build your own snack fortress and protect it from hungry players who want a taste of your delicious treasures.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have your own little piece of paradise in the form of virtual snacks. Join our server and indulge in all the treats you desire, guilt-free! Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fun?

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