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The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body positivity quotes, body positivity tips, Confidence, embracing imperfections, empowerment, mental health, Minecraft, No. 273246676, physical health, player, positive body image, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, thighs

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1354	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to Thighs SMP, where the only thing thicker than our members’ thighs is the drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with treacherous adventures, epic battles, and more tea than a high school cafeteria.

Why should you join Thighs SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Thighmaster, a mystical being who can squat an entire mountain with just one flex of their mighty thighs. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Thighmaster in a squat-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So grab your leggings and start training, because the competition is fierce!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who have declared war on all players. Beware of their feathered fury as you navigate the dangerous world of Thighs SMP.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Thighs SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, squat it out!

DreamPlyz

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy roleplay pvp adventure dungeons custom events quests plugins modded multiplayer sandbox exploration building, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1392
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176

Welcome to DreamPlyz, the ultimate Minecraft server for our passionate Discord community! Join us for endless adventures, creative builds, and a vibrant community that thrives on collaboration and fun. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, DreamPlyz is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.

play.dreamplyz.com

World Cup Champs Minecraft Server

2018, celebration, Champions, Championship, champs, cup, Fifa, football, Glory, historic win, memorable moment, Minecraft, national team, pride, Server, Soccer, sports, Tournament, triumph, two years ago, unforgettable, Victorious, Victory, world, World Cup

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something – we won the World Cup 2 years ago! That’s right, our Minecraft skills are so legendary that we were able to take home the gold in a virtual soccer tournament. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. That’s right, these llamas can build anything from a simple piston door to a fully functioning roller coaster in the blink of an eye. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life!

The Best Sexo With An Indian Girl Minecraft SMP

Adventure, best, Captivating, Cultural, desire, Enchanting, Exotic, Experience, FANTASY, Foreign, girl, Indian, indian girl, Intimacy, Lifetime, Minecraft, Miracle, Mysterious, Passion, seduction, Sensual, sex, SEXO, smp, unforgettable

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	1856
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is where miracles happen on the daily!

Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a boy band and are dropping mixtapes left and right.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want a pet zombie that tells dad jokes? Consider it yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft SMP of your lifetime!

D2S9

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla server Cracked server Active community Version 1.12.2 Build Destroy No rules Experience Community Afternoons Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Economy Plugins Mods Minigames Custom Adventure

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Star Shards Collected:	205
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

D2S9 is a cracked vanilla server in version 1.12.2 with a fairly active community (regularly in the afternoons), this server allows you to build, destroy and whatever you can think of because there are no rules, join and enjoy this experience :3.

d2s9.org

Vtuber Voice Minecraft Server

Anime, character voices, cute, digital avatars, Entertainment, Gaming, high pitched, Minecraft, non-typical, online personalities, piping, Server, streaming, unique voices, unusual voices, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vocal range, vocal talent, VOICE, voice acting, voice modulation, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of the same old high-pitched voices on other Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with vtubers with the most unique and unusual voices you’ve ever heard. From deep and gravelly to squeaky and strange, our vtubers will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted items waiting to be discovered. But beware, it’s guarded by a group of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

This is my Minecraft SMP Culture

#youtube, belonging, celebration, Community, CONTENT, culture, customs, Dance, Digital, Diversity, heritage, History, Identity, Link, Minecraft, Music, ONLINE, pride, smp, social media, Traditions, Video

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	3677
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

– Our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. Who needs a boring old grassy spawn point when you can start off in style?

– Our admin team consists of a group of wizards who can literally make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made of cake? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? No problem. These wizards can do it all.

– Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players have ever made it out alive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Crafty Americans Minecraft Server

American games, AMERICANS, Censorship, controversial, Crafty, culture, desensitization, Entertainment, excessive violence, gaming industry, gory, graphic content, mature audiences, Media, Minecraft, over the top, psychological impact, Ratings, Server, shock value, society, video games, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1432
Buildings Constructed:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Tired of all those boring, mild-mannered Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with pixelated blood splattering everywhere and explosions that will make your screen shake. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning why American games are so over-the-top gory in the first place!

Minecraft SMP: Holo ENthusiasts

Anime, collaboration, COSPLAY, digital influencers, Diversity, Entertainment, enthusiasts, Gaming, Global, half-Asian, Holo, holoEN, Japan, Live streaming, Manga, Minecraft, multicultural, Online Community, online content, smp, Technology, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	28701	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7496
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with half-Asian girls who either live in Japan or have a deep love for sushi! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and become part of our wacky half-Asian girl gang!

Zigomium

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Survival Hardcore Vanilla Multiplayer PVP Adventure Creative Redstone Minigames Skyblock Economy Roleplay Factions Building Exploration Farming Quests Dungeons Magic Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

A random vanilla hardcore survival Minecraft server.

No mods, no plugins, no none (yes none)

zigomium.com