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LooksMaxingCraft SMP: Glow Up Edition

appearance enhancement, Attention, attractiveness, balding, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, Edition, GLOW, Grooming, Insecurity, Invisibility, lifestyle changes, LOOKSMAXING, LooksMaxingCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, smp, social dynamics, societal norms, transformation, validation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	980014
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the power of looksmaxing is real! Join us and watch as your blocky character goes from a 6 to an 8, attracting all the attention from the pixelated ladies. But beware, with great looks comes great responsibility – the stares and attention may become overwhelming!

But fear not, for we have a solution for those who can’t handle the spotlight. Simply go bald in-game and watch as the attention magically disappears. It’s like a superpower, but for your Minecraft character! So come join us and experience the wild ride of looksmaxing and the joys of being invisible in our crazy Minecraft world.

BabyCraftMamaDrama

allergic reaction prevention, anxiety, autism, baby allergy, Baby Care, BabyCraftMamaDrama, Communication Issues, egg allergy, EpiPen, family dynamics, first time mom, first time parent, food allergies, Food Safety, generational differences, maternal instincts, mother’s comments, parenting challenges, Safety concerns

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. And that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made entirely of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a talking llama for 24 hours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

JoyfulCraft SMP

Contentment, daily happiness, daily happiness routine, Daily joy, finding joy everyday, gratefulness, gratitude practice, Happiness, inner peace, joy, joy in little things, JoyfulCraft, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, positive vibes, self-care, simple pleasures, small joys, smiles, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance party hosted by our resident chicken overlord, Cluck Norris. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Sir Meowsalot, will lead us to victory with his trusty diamond sword and impeccable fashion sense.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that every Sunday we host a hot dog eating contest in the Nether, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’d prefer to join our underwater dance party with the guardians and squids, where the DJ is a friendly dolphin named DJ Flipper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience joy like never before!

MineCraftMania

fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy choices, life satisfaction, lifestyle changes, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, quality of life, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Magic Items Found:	8006	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your quality of life will improve tenfold! Why? Because on our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy! Need a break from the stresses of real life? Just take a dip in our virtual lava hot tub and watch all your worries melt away. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft master and gain the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NukeCraft: Let’s Talk USA

Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Lets, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, nuclear agreement, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, political dialogue, resuming talks, sanctions, Talk, Tehran, united states, US, Usa, Washington

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN IRAN’S NUCLEAR TALKS WITH US. YOU CAN BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR IN YOUR BASE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN.

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WILL BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER ON THE SERVER.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE OUT CHOCOLATE MILK. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHOCOLATE MILK.

SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD AND WACKY TIME ON OUR SERVER. WHO NEEDS NUCLEAR TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIVE FUN IN MINECRAFT?

LymeCraft Biofilm Bosses

animal model studies., antibiotic resistance development, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance mechanisms in biofilms, antibiotic resistance studies, antibiotic treatment, antibiotics resistance, bacterial biofilm formation, bacterial biofilms, bacterial infections, Biofilm, biofilms, Borrelia Burgdorferi, Borrelia burgdorferi biofilms, Borrelia burgdorferi infections, Bosses, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, Lyme disease research, LymeCraft, Medical research, microbiology, mouse study

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Potions Brewed:	79	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

LOL this server is like a crazy mouse study but in Minecraft!!! we got Borrelia Burgdorferi (Lyme Disease) creating biofilms like some kind of boss, giving it like 1000x resistance to antibiotics!!! join us and see how these tiny organisms take over the world of blocks and crafting!!! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun and wacky way!!! come build with us and see if you can survive the biofilm invasion!!!

Tavern with a Cavern: Vanilla hermitcraft-like mischief and chill vibes

age range, Application Process, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, Datapacks, dedicated players, Discord, Friday opening, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Java Version, long-term server, Mature Players, Mischief, Mob Heads, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, smp, TAVERN, Vanilla, VIBES

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t have strict rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What age range is the community?	Mostly 15-22
When does the server open?	This Friday
Is there an application process to play on the server?	Yes
Are there strict rules on the server?	No, just don’t be a dick

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Aqua, Aqua gaming, Aqua management, Aqua quit, Aqua streaming, AquaCraft, Chinese gacha, Chinese Games, contract, Gaming, hololive, Hololive news, hoyoverse, HoYoverse contract, Insider, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, Server, streaming, virtual youtuber, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Farms Harvested:	411
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the virtual world collides with the real world in the most hilarious way possible! We’ve got all your favorite Hololive VTubers streaming once a week, but with a twist – they have to play Chinese gacha games from HoYoverse!

Watch Aqua try to escape playing these games, only to be chased down by the management who forces her to join in on the fun. Will she survive the insanity of gacha madness? Join our server to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where you can challenge your favorite VTubers to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you defeat Korone in a redstone challenge? Can you outbuild Gura in a castle competition? Only one way to find out – join our server now and become part of the wackiest virtual world ever created!

Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

Community, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, HateCraft, ihatemyself, io, ipaddress, lolz, longtailtags, meganz, neverrushintothecrush, posscraft, posshouse, posshousesteam, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingBlocker2021

anniversary, Birthday, brother, CAR, celebration, decision, Disappointment, family, getaway, grandkids, Kids, Midwest, MONEY, Pacific Northwest, parents, relationship, Save the Date, selfish, Siblings, Wedding, WeddingBlocker2021

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!