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CraftyCalmDown

anxiety, anxiety relief, calm down, calming activities, coping strategies, CraftyCalmDown, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, grounding techniques, meditation, mental health, mental relaxation, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self help, self soothing, self-care, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1090	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	202	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to relax and unwind in moments of anxiety!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay golden eggs and grant wishes to those who can find it. So grab your pickaxe and start searching for this elusive fowl, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures and riches await you on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and let the laughter and fun wash away your worries in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Chinese coast, diplomatic incident, East China Sea, fishing boat, Fishing Industry, foreign policy, international relations, long tail tag, maritime conflict, maritime dispute, maritime security, Minecraft, naval confrontation, political tension, Server, South China Sea, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6199	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	3297	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE CHINA WILL SEIZE UR FISHING BOAT NEAR CHINESE COAST 😂😂😂

TAIWAN IS SHAKING RN 🤣🤣

BUT FOR REAL, JOIN THIS SERVER AND WE’LL PROTECT U FROM CHINA’S FISHY BUSINESS 🐟🐠

WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR TO FIGHT OFF THE FISHY INVADERS 🛡️💎

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WE’LL KEEP U SAFE FROM THE FISHY FOES 🐡🦈

MINECRAFT SERVER OF THE CENTURY, FISHY FIGHTS AND FUN ALL DAY LONG 🎮🐟🤪

SolarCraftMC – Powering Hospitals in Ukraine

#sustainability, alternative energy, clean energy, electricity, electricity generation, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, green energy, Healthcare, Hospitals, Infrastructure, medical facilities, power, Powering, public health, renewable energy, solar panels, solar power, SolarCraftMC, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	New Chunks Explored:	755791
Animals Bred:	189	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	79	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

LOL join this epic minecraft server and help us build a hospital powered by 6,000 solar panels in Ukraine! we need gamers with mad building skills to construct the biggest, baddest hospital in all of minecraft land. who needs redstone when you have solar power, amirite? plus, you’ll get to wear a doctor skin and heal all the pixelated villagers with your magical potions. come join the fun and save lives in the most lit way possible!

PiCraftRational

irrational number, irrationality, mathematical concepts, mathematical constants, mathematical discoveries, mathematical equations, Mathematical logic, mathematical mysteries, mathematical paradox, mathematical paradoxes, mathematical proofs, mathematical puzzles, mathematical solutions, mathematical theories, Mathematics, number theory, pi, PiCraftRational, rational number, rationality, transcendental numbers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	247350	Runes Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where you can add a freakin’ irrational number to π and make it rational? Yeah, that’s right, we got some next level math shenanigans goin’ on here.

But that’s not even the craziest part, bro. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater redstone engineering. They build epic underwater cities and have a secret society dedicated to finding the lost city of Atlantis.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will follow you around like loyal companions.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your brain power and a sense of humor, because things are gonna get wacky up in here!

AntsAmputateCraft

Altruism, amputations, ants, AntsAmputateCraft, Behavior, carpenter ants, Colony, Communication, entomology, evolutionary biology, INFECTIONS, injured nest mates, life saving, medical care, non-human animal, research, severing limbs, social insects, study, survival instinct, teamwork

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5803
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ants that can do life-saving amputations on injured players! like, imagine u fall off a cliff and break ur leg, these ants will come and chop it off to prevent infection. it’s like having tiny doctors in the game, but they’re ants. how insane is that?! plus, we got a whole colony of ants that can build u a sick base in no time. join now and experience the wild world of ant amputations in minecraft!

Cakewalk: The Great Cake Battle of 1.19.2 with Clockwork and Minecolonies, Freshly Baked!

#addons, 1.19.2, baked, balance, battle, Cake, cakewalk, Clockwork, colonies, Custom, Custom Recipes, develop, discord server, enhancement mods, Explore, fair chance, Feedback, freshly, Great, Magic, Minecolonies, Modded, Moving, Players, society, structure, Technology, Vehicle, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Server Overview

Description	Hello! We are looking for any players who wants to establish their own colony and explore the world. We have a large range of magic and technology mods, so you can play however you’d prefer, We even have clockwork, which would allow you to build any custom moving vehicle or structure.
Features	Join or create your own colonies, develop your society, go up against other colonies, custom recipes for items, a variety of mods to choose from.
Main Mod List	View Mod List

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/VP3Vkt9krY
Can I create my own colony?	Yes, you can join or create your own colonies in-game.
Are there grace periods for new colonies?	Yes, grace periods apply so everyone has a fair chance.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, we are happy to hear any feedback to improve the server.

Chad’s BFF Minecraft Server

Bestfriend, BFF, Boundaries, chad bf, Chads, Communication, desire, experimentation, FANTASY, friendship, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, open relationship, relationships, self esteem, Server, sexual exploration, sharing, taboo, Threesome, Trust, Ugly, Virgin

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of being an ugly virgin in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a handsome, suave player who sweeps all the ladies off their blocky feet? You got it! Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies, no matter how unrealistic they may be. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels of the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyAnonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, chilling, CraftyAnonymous, crime, Dark, detective, Fiction, Gripping, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 142363514, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Server, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. They will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, which will grant you unlimited power and make you the envy of all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks who will challenge you to epic building competitions. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

MomInLawMadness Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, family gatherings, generational gap, Insecurity, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, MomInLawMadness, mother-in-law, relationship advice, Respect, self esteem, Server, social media, support system

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	2653	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Tired of dealing with mother-in-laws who just won’t quit? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only meddling comes from creepers blowing up your house!

Join us and let off some steam by building your dream home, far away from judgmental in-laws and angry phone calls. Who needs family drama when you can have fun exploring new lands and battling mobs instead?

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is your way to the top of the leaderboard!

HangryCraft

biscuits and gravy, Communication, compromise, Cook, Cooking, craving, Dinner, family, HangryCraft, Hungry, husband, Marriage, Meals, nachos, responsibilities, sharing, shopping, Store, Upset, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you hungry like OP’s wife! Join us for some epic adventures and never-ending fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!

So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉