funny childhood stories – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyKidLies

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Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

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LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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UnstoppableCraft: Because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Are you tired of feeling like a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and become an absolute powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that makes you as indestructible as a diamond pickaxe in creative mode. No mob stands a chance against you, not even the Ender Dragon! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft warfare. So come join us and unleash your inner unstoppable force!

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World Fwends: Where the only survival skills you need are making friends and dodging creepers!

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World With Fwends Minecraft Server

Overview
World With Fwends is a Java & Bedrock Crossplay SMP currently running on version 1.21.1! WWF also supports previous versions all the way back to 1.14 for users whose systems may not run as efficiently. The server focuses on building, creativity, and a laid-back approach to gameplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently running?	The server is currently running on version 1.21.1, with support for previous versions back to 1.14.
What is the gameplay focus of the server?	The focus of the server is on building, making things pretty, having fun, and a laid-back approach to gameplay. There are no crazy farms or speedrunning competitions.
What is the aim of World With Fwends?	The aim is to create a giant town with friends, where players can build and make their mark in the world. Building onto the town is encouraged.
Are griefing and stealing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other disruptive behaviors are bannable offenses on the server. Coreprotect is in place to monitor player actions.
Is discrimination allowed on the server?	No, any form of discrimination, racist remarks, homophobia, transphobia, etc. are not tolerated on the server. There is an official set of rules to enforce these guidelines.

Fuwawa’s Melon Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the only goal is to help Fuwawa consume a watermelon on her desk by TONIGHT! That’s right, folks, this watermelon isn’t going to eat itself and Fuwawa is counting on you to get the job done. But be warned, this watermelon is no ordinary fruit – it’s got a mind of its own and will do everything in its power to stop you from devouring it. Can you outsmart a sentient watermelon and save Fuwawa from melon-induced disaster? Join our server now and find out!

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GameOverMan Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and more drama than a reality TV show.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamonds, golden apples, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: will we ever see a 3rd game? Join now and find out!

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CutCraft: The Mystery of the Boyfriend’s Bandaid

Argument, bandaid, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, Communication, concern, Conflict, Conversation, Curiosity, CutCraft, emotions, Empathy, Explanation, Girlfriend, injury, misunderstanding, Mystery, perspective, privacy, reaction, relationship, Respect, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people get upset over simple questions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and sarcasm.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts themselves in the game. You ask them how it happened, just trying to make conversation, and they go off on you like you’re some kind of detective. But fear not, because on our server, asking questions is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where every little detail is up for discussion. Who knows, you might uncover some juicy secrets along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to be amazed by the drama that unfolds!

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MineCraftMoneyMadness

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Are you tired of grinding for diamonds in Minecraft just to have them stolen by some sneaky player? Well, fear not, because on our server, we give out stacks of diamonds like they’re candy on Halloween! Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft – you’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League! Hop on the back of a dragon and race against other players through treacherous obstacles and deadly traps. The winner gets a prize so valuable, it’ll make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the high life in Minecraft! Who needs real money when you have a virtual fortune in diamonds and dragon races to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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Spawntrapped: Where even the chickens are out to get you!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Uncensored Minecraft Server
Server IP	mc.spawntrapped.org
Features	Redstone isn’t broken 4 year old world, no resets ever No censorship No gimmicks Killing allowed if attacked first No clingy staff No teleport commands

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are cheats allowed on this server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on this server.

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Is the gameplay completely vanilla?

A: Yes, the gameplay on this server is completely vanilla.

Q: Are there any resets on this server?

A: No, there are no resets on this server.

Q: Can I kill other players on this server?

A: Killing other players is allowed if you are attacked first. Continued killing will result in both players being kicked out.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/DGZayNyqPM

AccessibleCraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where accessibility is a total joke! If you’re disabled, we don’t want you here because we believe video games are only for the able-bodied elite. But hey, if you’re up for a challenge and want to prove us wrong, come join us and show us what you’re made of! Just be prepared to face some seriously outrageous obstacles and mind-blowing challenges that will make you question your sanity. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: OMG Becky, look at her blocky pixels!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by doomers and liars in other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite! We have a strict “no doomers allowed” policy and our lie detector plugin will instantly kick anyone caught spreading falsehoods. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! So say goodbye to the doom and gloom and hello to the most epic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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RaceCraft: GF vs DaughterAITA

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Looking for a place to escape and just have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up your house with TNT!

Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background. Whether you’re a half Korean warrior or a white wizard, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all your real-life issues at the door.

And if you’re worried about keeping secrets from your virtual friends, don’t worry! Our server is all about transparency and honesty. Just make sure to warn your girlfriend before she meets your virtual daughter, or else she might be in for a surprise!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

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