funny child – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

agriculture, cancer incidence, CancerCraft, carcinogens, Chemicals, disease prevention, environmental health, epidemiology, health, Impact, long-term effects, lung cancer, pesticide use, PesticidePvP, public health, research, risk factors, smoking, study, tobacco, toxicology, U.S

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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The Mystery Slayers SMP

Adventure, building, Challenges, co-op, Community, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, Mystery, ONLINE, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, SLAYERS, smp, Survival, virtual

The Mystery Slayers SMP is a Minecraft SMP that lets u play survival Minecraft with others there are ranks money and other good stuff to do in The Mystery Slayers SMP.

mysteryslayers.tech:25501

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Nothing But Trees SMP: A Vanilla Minecraft Server for Grown-Ups Only!

application server, communicative, Community, continents, Datapacks, Discord, Empires, GrownUps, INCLUSIVE, legitimate copy, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Oakington, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Trees, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Welcoming

Oakington Minecraft Server Overview

Number of Members	~80 members
Established	2019 (5 years)
Server Type	Private survival multiplayer server
Season	7th season starting on 1.20
Features	Gameplay enhancing datapacks, crafting tweaks, Voice Chat Mod
Player Diversity	Players from across all continents

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	Must be over 16 years old Be communicative and talk with others Own a legitimate copy of Minecraft: Java Edition
How can I join the Oakington Minecraft Server?	Visit the Discord Application server at https://discord.gg/Jv3GdK9WvJ

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

caste system, Colonialism, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Elite, EliteCraft, england, ethnicity, Globalization, Hierarchy, imperialism, India, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Privilege, proletarians, Race, Racial segregation, Server, social class, social stratification, wealth gap

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Come join our server, where the differences are as clear as the difference between India and England! We’ve got players from all walks of life, creating a melting pot of chaos and hilarity. Explore a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. See you on the server, mate!

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HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

$100 Australian, 10 cents, ATARI name, Atari tokens, Atri, blocky, Brain, Crypto, dirt cheap, dumb idea, education, hypothetical question, HypotheticalCraft, Investment, loose change, new fag, nostalgia rare, reserve, rocking horse shit, Shill, smp, TEASERS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

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TwinSisSlumber Minecraft Server

anxiety, attitude, Bed.., Bonding, comfort, Comments.., cousins, Cuddling, Defense, family, Harmless, Minecraft, overreacting, reaction, Server, sharing, Siblings, Situation, Support, Twins, TwinSisSlumber, vacation, weirded out

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as sharing a bed with your twin sisters on vacation? Look no further! Our server is all about family bonding and cuddle sessions while watching anime together.

Join us for a unique experience where you can build epic structures with your siblings and defend them against creepers and zombies. Just like how you defended your sisters from your cousin’s weird comments back home.

Don’t let anyone tell you that sleeping in the same bed with your sisters is weird. Embrace the love and support that comes with it, just like the love and support you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a wholesome and heartwarming Minecraft adventure. And remember, family cuddles are always welcome here!

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HospitalHopperCraft

ambulance, Assistance, Communication, Community, compromise, emergency, hospital A, hospital B, hospital choice, HospitalHopperCraft, INCONVENIENCE, medical care, Neighbour, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, support worker, Time management, Transportation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like choosing between hospital A and hospital B in a life or death situation (just kidding, it’s just a game).

We offer crazy scenarios like helping pregnant villagers get to the hospital of their choice, whether it’s a 4-minute detour or a 30-minute one. And don’t worry, there’s no real consequences for your decisions here, unlike in real life.

So come join us and experience the chaos of trying to balance your own needs with the needs of others in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the hero of the day or just end up causing more drama like in this story. The choice is yours, so hop on and let the fun begin!

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BlockBenderz: MindFlickz

best movie, BlockBenderz, confusing plot, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending movie, mind-bending plot, mind-bending thriller, mind-blowing movie, mind-boggler, mind-boggling, mind-twisting, MindFlickz, mindfuck movie, psychological horror, psychological thriller, Suspenseful, Thought-provoking, twist ending

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rom-com plot? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mindfuck movie of the Minecraft world! Join us if you want your brain to be twisted like a pretzel and your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just going to build a quaint little house and mine some diamonds. But oh no, that’s not how things work here. Suddenly, their house was upside down, the diamonds turned into emeralds, and the chickens started speaking in Shakespearean English. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck movie of a Minecraft server, come join us! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your reality will be shattered, your expectations will be twisted, and your mind will be thoroughly fucked. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

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VandalVoyageMC

CANCELLED, crime, criminal investigation, Damage, Delays, DiSRuPtiON, France, France news, hunt, Infrastructure, investigation, public transportation, Railway, railway network, Trains, Transportation, transportation system, travel, Vandalism, vandals, VandalVoyageMC

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but then ur like, oh no, the trains in france are cancelled cuz some vandals are on the loose? well, good thing u can join our minecraft server instead! no vandals here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! plus, u can pretend u are in france but without the train drama. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! choo choo!

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CasketCraft – RIP & Build!

acceptance, BUILD, burial, casket, CasketCraft, Coffin, death, end of life, existentialism, facing death, facing mortality, final resting place, Funeral, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, inevitability, life and death, life cycle, life’s end, mortality, preparing for death, RIP

join this epic minecraft server where caskets are made for u. but dont worry, its not for ur funeral. its cuz u will be slayin’ those mobs left and right like a boss. u will be so legendary that they will be making caskets just to honor ur greatness. join now and show the world u are the ultimate minecraft warrior. plus, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds. yep, u heard that right. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and start your epic journey to casket glory!

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