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ZombieRacism Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s crazier than your grandma’s subtle racism! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, I swear!

So, picture this: you spawn in and everyone’s like, “Who’s that cool kid with the lightest shade of brown skin?!” Yeah, that’s you, standing out like a boss. And get this, we’ve got a whole family dynamic going on, just like yours, except way more dysfunctional.

Join our server for the ultimate family feud experience. You’ll be dodging passive-aggressive comments left and right, just like in real life. And when grandma dies in-game, oh boy, the drama hits the fan! Will you shed a tear or call her out for being a racist? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, grudges, and maybe even some heartfelt apologies. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. See you there, drama llama! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyCreeperHideout

adoption, biological father, Communication, court proceedings, CraftyCreeperHideout, ex boyfriend, family, fear, job opportunity, long distance, Moving, privacy, Promises, protection order, Safety, Selfishness, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, video court, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	292
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Votes:	4491
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping your location secret from crazy exes! Join us for a wild adventure as we protect our virtual homes from unwanted visitors and drama.

Our server is like a virtual witness protection program, keeping you safe from any potential threats while you build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t worry about your family giving away your location, because on our server, we take privacy seriously.

So come join us and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who knew Minecraft could be a safe haven from exes and nosy relatives? Build your dream home, explore new lands, and most importantly, keep your location a secret from anyone who might cause trouble. See you in the game!

AnimalFunz SMP

Animal encounters, AnimalFunz, Animals, Bonding, Carefree, carefree days, childhood memories, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, joy, Laughter, memorable moments, Nostalgia, outdoor adventures, Pets, playful, smp, wildlife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or tamed a pack of wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can relive all your wildest childhood dreams of animal antics! Join us for a server where the cows wear sunglasses, the chickens do the cha-cha, and the sheep are secretly plotting a revolution. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own animal kingdom and rule the land with a hoof of iron!

CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, Connection, CraftyLoveCraft, DATING, emotions, facts, growth, Human Behavior, Intimacy, learning, love, Marriage, Mind Blowing, Partnership, personal development, Psychology, relationships, social dynamics, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old relationships in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, drama, and scandalous affairs. Who knew virtual relationships could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most mind-blowing relationships in the Minecraft world. Join now and prepare to have your heart (and blocky world) shattered!

UkraineCraft: Air-Defense Failures

#airdefense, air defense, Allies, Conflict Resolution, defense systems, eastern europe, european union, Failing.., Failures, follow through, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military alliances, military support, national defense, nato, pledges, SECURITY, strategic partnerships, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Void Gems Collected:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	137

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, with epic battles and crazy adventures around every corner.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Ukraine allies joined forces to defend their land from evil mobs. But guess what? They failed miserably because they didn’t have the right air-defense pledges! Don’t be like them, join our server and get the best air-defense pledges in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim its riches. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyLingo

Accents, CraftyLingo, cultural slang, foreign language, language accents, language acquisition, language barriers, language education, language fluency, language fluency tips, language immersion, language learning tips, language mastery, language proficiency, language proficiency levels, language pronunciation., language skills, learning a language, Outsider, pronunciation variants

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	807272	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18

so, you want to join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should join. first of all, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. if you join, you can help them hatch their evil plan (literally).

also, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually really friendly and just want to play pranks on unsuspecting players. don’t worry, they won’t actually haunt you (maybe).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most wacky minecraft community around. who needs normal when you can have insane?

PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition

90s, academic achievement, Access, advantages, athletic development, college-educated parent, disparities, Edition, INEQUALITY, Kids, opportunities, organized sports, parental influence, Participation, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, social mobility, socio-economic status, sports programs, study, youth sports

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5897	Falling into the Void:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if your parents went to college or not! We welcome all, even if your momma never finished high school!

our server is like a wild playground where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a pro at redstone or can’t even figure out how to make a pickaxe. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and chaos that is our server.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who needs organized sports when you can have organized chaos on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

No Kingdoms Just Chaos – Vanilla SMP for the 16+ Insane Minds!

Adventures, alliances, alliances and rivalries, building, Chaos, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Diplomacy, European server, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, INSANE, Kingdoms, kingdoms SMP, Medieval, Minds.., multiplayer, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Vanilla, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	7471	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchantments Applied:	255

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

Discord

discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP where players can establish kingdoms, compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
Do you accept solo players?	We welcome both individual players and player groups who want to join us on this adventure.
How can I join the server?	Details for joining the server can be found on our Discord server.

BrutalKinoCraft Server

architectural style, Architecture, brutalist architecture, BrutalKinoCraft, Cinema, concrete jungle, design, dystopian future, eastern europe, film, industrial aesthetic, Kino, modernism, post brutalism, post-war, Server, social modernist, socialist realism, soviet union, urban decay, urban development, Urban planning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	6555	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through post-brutalism and social modernist kino – whatever that means!

Our server is like no other, with buildings that defy gravity and landscapes that will make your jaw drop. Want to build a skyscraper that reaches the clouds? Go for it! Want to create a utopian society where everyone wears matching jumpsuits? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

EmiratiEmpire Minecraft SMP – Building Blocks of Greatness with the President of UAE

admired., benevolent, blocks, building, Compassionate, dignified, Diplomatic, EmiratiEmpire, esteemed, esteemed leader, gracious, GREATNESS, Gulf Cooperation Council, honorable, influential, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Positive, president, progressive, respectful, Role Model, Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, smp, uae, United Arab Emirates, Visionary

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Votes:	4056
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! Our server is home to a community of players who have survived epic battles with giant creepers, built towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tamed their own pet dragons (yes, really).

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Some say you can still hear his ghostly cries echoing through the caves at night, warning players of impending danger.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare and exotic block types, including the elusive rainbow ore that can only be mined by players who have proven themselves worthy in battle.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness, conquer the challenges, and maybe even make friends with a friendly zombie or two. Oh, and did we mention that the president of the United Arab Emirates is a huge fan of our server? Yeah, he totally is.