funny cartoons for children Minecraft Servers

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	226

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!

Pebbles’ quest for the perfect Minecraft server begins!

Aether, Begins.., Community, Create, drug making, Evolving, Experience, free, Friends, gameplay, Hardware, Immersive aircraft, Minecraft, Mods, Origin, pebbles, perfect, Quest, ryzen, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trains, wine creation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	128
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Animals Bred:	191
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Server Version	1.19.2 Forge, JAVA!
Server Type	Origins Centered Vanilla-ish SMP
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/mqqrGTUnAR

Overview:

An open and inclusive Minecraft server where everyone is welcome. No paid aspects, multiple mods to cater to different interests, constantly evolving with community suggestions, and dedicated server hardware for a good player experience.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is completely free to play and will never have paid aspects.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the biggest mods include “Aether”, “Immersive aircraft”, “Create”, “Lets do vinery (Wine creation)”, Trains, and drug making.
How can I suggest a new mod or origin?	You can send your suggestions over and they may be added to the server. The server is constantly evolving based on community feedback.
What is the server hardware like?	Ryzen 9 5900x 4.8ghz (4 dedicated cores), 16gb DDR4 Ram, 128gb SSD to ensure a good player experience.
Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join regardless of their location.

Mika’s Quest Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal communication, black stallion, console gaming, Equestrian, Fascinating story, friendship, Gaming Community, girl protagonist, horse training, horse whisperer, horseback riding, immersive experience, MIKA, Mikas, Minecraft, New Release, ps5 game, Quest, Server, storytelling, video game, virtual world, windstorm

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	508	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Mika, the ultimate horse whisperer! Watch as she attempts to befriend the legendary black stallion, Windstorm, in a quest filled with drama, suspense, and lots of hay. Who needs a PS5 game when you can experience the thrill of taming wild horses in our virtual world? Join now for a chance to ride off into the sunset with your very own majestic steed!

WeirdoWarrior Minecraft SMP

CONSERVATIVE, conservative echo chamber, conservative echo chamber masters, democrats, echo chamber, Masters, Minecraft, Npcs, smp, Upset, upset conservatives, upset over being called weird, upset over word weird, weird, WeirdoWarrior, word weird

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old conservative echo chambers where they get triggered over the word “weird”? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things weird and wacky! Our players are so unique, even the NPCs are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to build insane creations and make friends with the quirkiest players around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

LottoWinnerMC SMP

Charity, dream home, dreams, EXCITEMENT, family, financial freedom, Friends, Generosity, Investments, jackpot, life changing, Lifestyle, Lottery, LottoWinnerMC, luxury, MONEY, Planning, shopping, smp, splurging, travel, winning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP and you won’t have to worry about winning the lottery because we have a secret in-game lottery where you can win diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon! Imagine rolling up to your friends’ bases on a dragon, they’ll be so jealous they’ll be begging to join our server.

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure hunt every week where players have to solve riddles and puzzles to find the ultimate prize – a chest full of rare items that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have weekly events like spleef tournaments, parkour challenges, and even a yearly Ender Dragon fight where the winner gets their own personal army of zombie pigmen to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

CraftyCrazeLuxury

appreciation, aspirations, basic needs, Childhood, CraftyCrazeLuxury, dreams, economic hardship, financial struggles, Gratitude, humble beginnings, life experiences, luxury, material possessions, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, POVERTY, scarcity, simple pleasures, social status, upbringing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury for those who grew up poor in the blocky world! Join us and experience the opulence of diamond-encrusted pickaxes, golden apples falling from the sky, and a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks! Who needs a dirt hut when you can have a castle fit for a Minecraft king or queen? So come on down and upgrade your Minecraft lifestyle to the ultimate level of extravagance!

HebAttack Minecraft Server

Ally, Austin, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HebAttack, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Protection, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, threat response, U.S

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we will defend you like the U.S. defends Israel from Hezbollah attacks! Except instead of missiles, we will use diamond swords and enchanted bows to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. And just like Austin, we will always have your back, ready to swoop in and save the day. So come join us and experience the thrill of battle in a world where anything is possible!