funny business – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!
Advertised Prices, Asian culture, Asian Massage, Boundaries, Breach the Subject, Communication, consent, convenience, Crafty, creeper, funny business, inquiries, jacked off, Loss, MASSAGE, Massage Parlors, meets, Minecraft, Offending, PARLOR, Perverts, Professionalism, Questionable, Regular Massage, Relaxation, Respect, social etiquette, Tips, Tug Shack
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

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ShadowFleetRaiders
Black sea, crackdown, Europe, european union, illegal, illicit activities, International, investigation, law enforcement, Maritime, Politico, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, seizures, shadow fleet, ShadowFleetRaiders, Ships, SMUGGLING, Vessels
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE WE’LL SEIZE YOUR SHIPS LIKE EUROPE WANTS TO SEIZE RUSSIA’S SHADOW FLEET! YOU DON’T WANT TO END UP LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT A SAIL, DO YA? COME JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND BUILDING MADNESS! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR SKIN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR SHIPS TAKEN AWAY BY EUROPE, THAT IS. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

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Shroomy Come Up Down Server
Altered States of Consciousness, cognitive enhancement, come down, come up, Emotional healing, hallucinogenic substances, mental health research., Mental well-being, Mind-altering drugs, psychedelic experiences, psychedelic journey, psychedelic mushrooms, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic therapy sessions, psychoactive effects, psychological effects, qualitative analysis, Server, Shroomy, spiritual awakening, therapeutic potential
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension, man. the colors are so vibrant, it’s like you’re on a psychedelic mushroom trip without actually taking any shrooms.
the come-up is wild, dude. you start off in this crazy world where everything is all trippy and surreal. you’ll be building your little minecraft house and suddenly the blocks start dancing around you, man. it’s like a party in your brain, but in minecraft form.
and then the come-down, oh boy. it’s like coming back to reality after a wild night out. you’ll be wandering around this server, feeling all introspective and deep. you’ll start questioning the meaning of life and the universe, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will take you on a journey through your own mind, man, then this is the place for you. come join us and let’s get weird together. peace out, fellow minecrafters.

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Eternal Echoes 1.20.5
1.20.5, comedy, Comedy clips, digital humor, Echoes, Entertainment, ETERNAL, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious videos, humor, humor videos, internet culture, internet humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, online humor, social media, trending humor., viral videos, ylyl
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your life away? Well, do I have the server for you!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where you can unleash your creativity and let your imagination run wild.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and challenges that will test your skills like never before.
So why wait? Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only limit is your own insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good time!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server
Apology, baby shower, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Emotional support, family dynamics, friendship, Minecraft, MommaCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, party planning, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, sister in laws, social events, Surprise, wedding trauma
Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a baby shower thrown by a pushy mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness.
Join us for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create without any surprise baby showers or wedding dress disasters. Our community is filled with supportive players who won’t throw a fit if you want to plan your own events.
And hey, if you do happen to encounter any two-faced, controlling players on our server, just remember that it’s all in good fun. We promise not to make you cry like those SIX sister-in-laws at a disastrous wedding.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And as for that pushy mother-in-law, well, she’s not invited!

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MomCraftKitchen
Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, dietary habits, emotional labor, family dynamics, food insecurity, Frustration, generational differences, Guilt, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, lack of resources, laziness, meal preparation, MomCraftKitchen, parent-child relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Time management, unhealthy diet
Are you tired of living in a shithole with no stores nearby and parents who can’t cook to save their lives? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can feast on delicious virtual chicken breasts and vegetables all day long! No more starving to death or dealing with ungrateful parents who can’t even make soup. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bread or fresh ingredients because our virtual world has everything you need to survive and thrive. So come join us and leave your real-life cooking woes behind – it’s time to level up your culinary skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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WolfPackWars
Animals, Biodiversity, Camera, conservation, ecosystem, Endangered species, Nature, nature reserve, Polish forest, rare black wolves, Wilderness, wildlife, wildlife behavior, wildlife conservation, wildlife documentary, wildlife habitat, wildlife photography, wildlife researchers, wildlife sightings, wolf pack, WolfPackWars
come join our server and you might just spot these rare black wolves roaming around! rumor has it they were actually players who got stuck in wolf form after a crazy glitch in the game. now they’re out there causing chaos and confusion in the polish forest. who knows what other crazy creatures you might encounter on our server! join now for a chance to witness the madness firsthand.

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Repair Bot R Us
ai, animated film, Animated robots, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Character development, Consciousness, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Ethics, machine learning, moral dilemma, pixar, Repair, robot colleagues, science fiction, SELF AWARENESS, self-repair, storytelling, Technology, wall-e
join our epic minecraft server where robots roam free and players can become the ultimate repair experts! ever wanted to fix a robot with a wrench made of cheese? well now you can! our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you ROFLing for days.
imagine riding a giant robot unicorn through a field of exploding chickens, all while wearing a helmet made of diamonds and shouting “I AM THE ROBOT WHISPERER!”
our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a robot arm when you need it. so come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Digoxin Cancer Blocker
Blocker, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer cell dissolution, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cardiac medication, circulating clusters, Digoxin, drug effectiveness, drug treatment, Existing cardiac drug, Health Innovation, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, metastasis, metastatic risk reduction, patient care, patient treatment, treatment discovery, tumor growth inhibition
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE DIGOXIN FOR YO CANCEROUS SPREADIN’ TUMORS! WE BE DISSOLVIN’ CLUSTERS OF BREAST CANCER CELLS IN OUR PLAYERS, KEEPIN’ DAT METASTASIS AT BAY! JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOSELF FROM SPREADIN’ LIKE WILDFIRE! #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #CRAZYCLUSTERS #BREASTCANCERWHO

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Subaru’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.3
#Automotive, 1.20.3, adventurous, car lover, desire, Enchanted, exhilarating., FANTASY, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Kinky, mechanical, Passion, Realm, role-play, Sensual, sex, subaru, Subarus, taboo, Thrilling, unforgettable, unique experience, wild ride
LOL, imagine if Minecraft was a dating sim and you could hook up with Subaru! Join our server for a chance to find out what it’s like to get freaky with a virtual car.
We’ve got pixelated Subarus waiting to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. From off-roading adventures to steamy car washes, this server has it all.
So if you’ve ever wanted to get down and dirty with a sexy Subaru, come on over and rev up your engines. Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a car as your lover?
Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate automotive romance. Join now and let the love affair begin!

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CraftyCanucksMC
AMERICANS, Canadians, collaboration, Countries, CraftyCanucksMC, cross-border, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, feelings, friendship, international relations, neighbors, North America, Opinions, perspective, Political Climate, reddit, Respect, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity
Are you tired of all the political drama and tension between countries? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and team up with your friendly neighbors to the north, the Canadians!
On our server, you can build igloos, ride moose into battle, and even participate in epic maple syrup chugging contests. Plus, our Canadian players are always willing to share their Tim Hortons donuts and apologize profusely for any accidental creeper explosions.
So come on over and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who needs politics when you can have poutine parties and snowball fights instead? Let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, eh!

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