🔥funny business Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

accelerated aging, addiction, Adventures, age, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, biological aging, cellular aging, chronic disease, Defying, DNA methylation, epigenetic markers, gene expression, health, histone modification, intervention, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, research, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, treatment program

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come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!

Mungo Mania

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer Hardcore Player vs Player Spawners Health Rewards Kill Lifesteal Shard High-stakes Encounter Resource Precious Double-edged sword Environment Defeat Players Buying, Survival

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MungoMania is not just any Minecraft server; it’s a lifesteal server. In this high-stakes environment, your health is your most precious resource. When you defeat another player, you steal their life, adding it to your own. But beware—every encounter is a double-edged sword. One wrong move, and you could find yourself on the losing end, watching helplessly as your hard-earned health slips away. The server also rewards players for kills, giving 100 shard per kill that can be later used for buying spawners

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CosplayCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Clive Rosfield and Noctis have joined forces to create a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).

Puppy Love Minecraft Server

adult content, animal roleplay, Anthropomorphic, CFD, Club of fuckable Dogs, Dog Boys, dog girls, drawfags, Erotica, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, Intersex dogs, Kinky, love, Minecraft, NERDY edition, NSFW, puppy, Roleplay, Server, taboo, writerfags

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all writerfags and drawfags are welcome! But wait, there’s a twist – this is the “NERDY” edition! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have a secret underground society of fuckable Dogs. That’s right, you heard me. Post your favorite Dog girls, Dog Boys, and even Intersex dogs. But hold up, there’s a catch – no Feral allowed! And just to add a little spice, we have a strict rule that white women are not allowed. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild with our furry friends. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

TripSucksMC Server

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Concert, Disappointment, emotional, feeling neglected, feeling unheard, feeling unimportant, Frustration, Gratitude, inconsiderate, INVISIBLE, picky eater, quality time, relationship, selfish, Server, Surprise, TripSucksMC, Understanding

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Are you tired of feeling invisible in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and become the star of the show! We promise not to ignore your needs like this boyfriend did. In fact, we’ll go above and beyond to make sure you feel special and appreciated. Plus, our in-game shopping center is to die for – way better than any Asian food joint. So come on over and let us show you the love and attention you deserve!

SaverMenuSassCraft

ANNOYED, celebration, celebration dinner, Communication, Date night, DATING, Disappointment, Expectations, fancy restaurant, fine dining, Gratitude, high paid job, limited options, luxury dining., mid 6 figures, pre-ordered, saver menu, SaverMenuSassCraft, taster of the High life, ungrateful

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you to the fanciest virtual restaurants to celebrate your achievements! Our server owner claims to have a virtual high-paying job, so you know you’ll be dining in style.

But beware, our owner may surprise you with a pre-ordered saver menu, offering only two virtual dinner options and desserts for a reduced price. Will you be able to handle the disappointment of not being able to order what you want in our virtual fancy restaurant?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of being told you’re ungrateful for not appreciating a virtual “taster of the High life”! Who needs real-life fancy restaurants when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the virtual feasts begin!

CraftyManPleasers

Affection, appreciation, care, Communication, Companionship, consideration, CraftyManPleasers, EASY, emotional connection, Gestures, Intimacy, Kindness, love, man, non-sexual, please, relationship, Respect, Support, thoughtful, Understanding

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

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so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.

BrainBarrierBusters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, blood-brain barrier dysfunction, blood-brain barrier integrity, brain function, brain health, brain health innovations, brain protection, BrainBarrierBusters, cognitive decline, diagnostic approaches, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, molecular signatures, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological treatments, neurology, treatment strategies

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain teaser, man. it’s like your brain is a barrier and this server is gonna disrupt it in the most epic way possible. we got crazy molecular signatures that will blow your mind, literally.

join this server if you wanna unlock the secrets of Alzheimer’s disease in the most wacky and wild way possible. we’re talking about diagnostic and treatment approaches that will make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s disrupt some blood-brain barriers together! it’s gonna be a brain-tastic time, dude.

💮Midnight Oasis💮

Abilities, Art gallery, Casual, Chill, Community, content creators, Custom Items, Events, Friendly, Fun, Hangout, MCMMO, Midnight Oasis, Minecraft, Needplayers, non toxic, Partnerships, pet channels, Pictures, player-driven economy, Relaxing, Server, Skills, special roles, Survival

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Come join The Midnight Oasis for a relaxing server that is non-toxic and full of friendly members.

What do we offer? Good question. We offer the following…

So why not join our server and see for yourself?

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Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Emeralds Found:	5809	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7326
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	60
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Secret funny business Minecraft Servers