funny business – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

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The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

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Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and wheat farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on the backs of llamas, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”

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Bumble Likes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of swiping right only to match with the same old short-haired alt girls on Bumble? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by a diverse range of characters that will make your head spin (literally, if you’re not careful in the Nether).

Join us and you’ll encounter a world where the villagers have traded in their boring old professions for careers as professional meme makers and dance instructors. Need some diamonds? Just hit up our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a jewelry designer on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron claw. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the chicken dance (of course).

So why waste your time swiping on Bumble when you could be exploring a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious encounters? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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manga goes to great lengths to express… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling in a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is filled with danger at every turn! We’ve got creepers that are actually trained boxers ready to knock you out with a single punch. And don’t even get me started on the corrupt boxing world that we’ve recreated in Minecraft. You’ll have to navigate through a world filled with psychos and dodgy deals just to survive.

But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is perfect for you! Join now and experience the thrill of risking your virtual life in the world of Minecraft boxing. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like Wolf with a permanent injury or Carlos with a completely destroyed mind. And just when you think you’ve made it to the top, be prepared for a shocking twist at the end where your character drops dead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft boxing champion! The japs will be saying “EEEEEEEH SUGOI” when they see how epic you are in the ring. Trust us, it’s a knockout experience you won’t find anywhere else.

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Lucy’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join Lucy-yo, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of Lucy-yo, there was a magical chicken who laid diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! And if you join our server, you too can have a chance to find this legendary chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

So what are you waiting for? Join Lucy-yo now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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The Espresso Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got players who are so wild and unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly dodging pranks and traps set by your fellow players. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with dirt blocks just for laughs! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that led straight into a pool of lava.

But hey, if you’re feeling brave and up for the challenge, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Just make sure to have a strong espresso on hand to keep up with all the craziness!

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KIK GROUP Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink llama that started dancing the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that we have a KIK group where players must post videos of themselves doing ridiculous stunts in-game or risk getting kicked. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your epic fails or epic wins to the rest of the community.

So come join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

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McCrafty SMP: What’s your general view of McNuggets? How often do…

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Do you love McDonald’s so much that you dream of building your own golden arches in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride of burger-flipping, fry-cooking, and milkshake-making madness.

Our server is a magical place where every block is made of McNuggets and every tree grows Big Macs. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the McFlurry machine, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of Happy Meal toys.

But that’s not all! We have weekly build competitions where the theme is always “McDonald’s Monstrosities”. Imagine a giant Filet-O-Fish with legs, or a Chicken McNugget castle complete with a ketchup moat. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this culinary adventure and let your love for McDonald’s shine bright like a golden french fry. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Big Mac?

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Wacky Wawa Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kiara’s streams? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Vita Ramen collab – full of flavor and excitement! Join us for a chance to break dimensions like Kiara, with Pineapple, Fire & Ice, and even Takotori MC adventures waiting for you.

But that’s not all – our server is so epic, it’s like attending a Hololive Stage World Tour every day! Stream Mirage and her album while building your own chimera in-game. And if you’re new to Kiara, don’t worry – we have streams to catch you up on all the madness.

So why wait? Use our coupon codes EARLYPHOENIX and KFPSERVER to join the insanity now. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave.

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The Spacey Minecraft SMP Retro Game Tubers

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dedicate ourselves to discussing and linking all Vtubers who love Retro Games and their Retro Streams! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers, Divegrass Team shenanigans, and even a Lumi ARG that will have you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare Vtuber merchandise guarded by a giant virtual dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds the golden Vtube play button hidden within will be granted three wishes by the Vtuber gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the history of Vtubers, a pixel art gallery featuring the most iconic moments from Retro Streams, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your favorite Vtubers as your avatars.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the craziest Vtuber community in the virtual world! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back – you’ll be hooked on the retro fun forever!

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Valheim Adventures Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if Vanilla WoW and Minecraft had a baby, and that baby was raised by a pack of wild Endermen.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got custom dungeons filled with loot that will make your diamond armor look like leather scraps. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a chaotic free-for-all where the only rule is to survive (and maybe grab some loot while you’re at it).

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Ender Dragon. From parkour races to build competitions, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, if you act fast, you can get in for 50% off – that’s a steal! See you in the game, bruh!

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