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BreakUpCraft SMP

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OMG, bro, like if someone says “I’m breaking up with you” on our Minecraft SMP, you gotta join us because we have the most epic drama ever! Like, one time, this dude built a giant heart out of diamond blocks for his Minecraft girlfriend and she was like “nah, I’m breaking up with you” and then she blew up the heart with TNT! It was so savage, bro! You gotta join our server to witness this kind of craziness every day, man. Plus, we have a secret underground base full of llamas wearing sunglasses, like, how cool is that?! So yeah, join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP experience ever, bro!

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PixelPops Minecraft Server

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Have you ever had your partner build you a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft just to show their love for you? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a chance to experience the most romantic and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.
Our server is filled with love and laughter, where players go above and beyond to show their affection in the most creative ways possible. From building giant heart-shaped structures to organizing surprise virtual weddings, our community knows how to make you feel special.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where love is in the air and laughter is guaranteed, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world.

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TastyTreatsMC

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Are you tired of boring old food that tastes like cardboard? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on our legendary “Explosive Creeper Crunch”! Made with only the finest gunpowder and spider eyes, this snack will blow your taste buds away (literally)!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive “Diamond Chicken” that lays solid gold eggs! And don’t even get us started on our “Lava Cake” dessert – it’s so hot, it’ll burn your mouth and your house down!

So if you’re looking for a culinary adventure like no other, join our server now and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized in ways you never thought possible!

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SettleCraft – Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the rules are totally bonkers, just like israel’s settlement policies breaking international law, ya know? like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s wild and wacky just like that court finding against israel. trust me, you won’t regret it! come build, explore, and have a blast with us! it’s gonna be a total blast, dude!

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F16sNoShowCraft

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come join our minecraft server, where we got F-16s flying around like it’s nobodies business! zelensky himself is waiting for them to arrive, but in the meantime, come build your own F-16 in our virtual world! who needs real life when you can have a pixelated fighter jet?! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like zelensky is hiding from those pesky F-16s. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life!

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BonelessCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a hammock? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a herd of zombie chickens. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as it attracts hordes of hungry players trying to take a bite.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can turn dirt blocks into pure gold with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil villagers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to experience Minecraft like never before. See you there, blockheads!

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CraftyNightEats

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join our epic minecraft server where we do not believe in eating past 8 p.m. because apparently it causes depression and anxiety. we take our mealtimes very seriously and if you dare to eat a late dinner, you will be banished to the land of sad pandas. but fear not, for our server is filled with magical creatures and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. plus, our shift workers are always on the lookout for new recruits to help them defeat the evil night creatures that roam the land. so come join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters while following a strict dinner schedule. who knew mealtime could be so important in minecraft?

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AbuSMP – Where Even the Creepers Wear Bowties! – 1.19.2

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AbuSMP Minecraft Server

Server Location	Montreal, Canada
Discord	https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ

Overview:

The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.

AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with a carefully curated modpack to enhance the vanilla experience.

Features:

We are a Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack.
Claim and container locking system to protect against griefing.
No-tolerance policy for cheating, exploits or glitches.
Server trading market for player-based economy.
Progress reset for new season, establishing communal areas and farms.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, join our Discord and write a short message telling us about yourself.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we maintain a whitelist to ensure a positive community atmosphere.
Are there rules against griefing?	We have a claim and container locking system to prevent griefing.
Is the economy mod-based?	No, our economy is entirely player-based with a trading market.

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! How the fuck did we get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players accidentally stumbled upon a glitch in the game that transported them to a parallel universe filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Instead of panicking, they decided to embrace the madness and create the most outrageous Minecraft server ever seen.

Join us if you dare to explore upside-down villages, ride on giant chickens, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is filled with hidden secrets, bizarre quests, and the occasional dance party with the Ender Dragon.

So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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NTRCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending NTR manga come to life! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, heartbreak, and scandalous love triangles as you navigate through our crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy plot twists to keep you entertained? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a group of friends who are as tight as a creeper’s grip on its prey! We have a couple, a bunch of singles, and even an introverted player who prefers to mine alone like a hermit in a cave.
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships stronger than diamond armor! Just like the dilemma of inviting guests to a Minecraft wedding, we promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (hopefully just from TNT).

So come on over and join our server, where you can mine, craft, and navigate social dynamics just like in real life. Who needs diamonds when you have friendships as precious as emeralds? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

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