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Block Party

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	821179	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Arcadian Lands

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Discover Arcadia, a lost kingdom where natural beauty meets competitive spirit. On this classic PvP server, survival is your priority, but glory awaits if you become the most powerful player.

us.arcadianlands.com

Grass Stains – Aussie Modded Survival with a City Reward System, Whitelist and Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9269	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Vanilla+++ with added mods for building and adventuring
Commands	/home, /sethome, Waystones available
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, emphasis on community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, frequent events

FAQ

How do I join the server?

For application and more information, please check out the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y.

What makes Stack of Grass different from other servers?

Stack of Grass offers a close-knit community with a focus on socializing and world building. The server has a mature player base and implements mods to enhance the Vanilla gameplay experience.

What mods are used on the server?

The main feature mods are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. Additionally, there are quality of life mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

Are there any special in-game features?

Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available for easy travel. The server also features a proximity voice chat for communication and rewards players for establishing towns.

How active is the server?

Season 2 of Stack of Grass has been running since early April, 2024. The server may have varying activity levels due to the mature player base with work, studying, and other life commitments. There are also scripted Dungeons and frequent events to keep players engaged.

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Votes:	2907
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the original version without any fancy updates or changes! But wait, there’s more! Join us for the remastered RePop version, where the jiggle physics are out of this world and the gore is toned down to a hilarious level.

But beware, if you’re a Chud™ who thinks not being able to play the remastered version without any changes is a travesty, then this server is not for you. Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Be our guest!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our underrated Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	7850	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stinky friends who can’t even be bothered to shower in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stink policy! Join us and leave your smelly friend behind as you embark on epic adventures and build incredible creations.

Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!

Cookie Blocker Hideout

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so, like, this server is like the incognito window of minecraft servers. you can do all the crazy stuff you want without anyone knowing, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or creating a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

plus, like, the cookies here are so good, they’re like magic or something. they make you run faster, jump higher, and even give you the ability to fly.

join this server if you want to be the ultimate minecraft ninja, sneaking around and causing chaos without anyone knowing it was you. it’s like a secret club for the coolest players in the game. come on, you know you want to be a part of the madness.

Chronicle MC

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Adventure Survival Creative Skyblock Community Building Exploration PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Vanilla Roleplay Economy Farming Pixel art Dungeons, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	2711
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Dive into Chronicle MC, the freshest Minecraft server on the internet, where exciting new ways of playing await you! Whether you’re a Survival expert, a Creative builder, or a Skyblock enthusiast, we’ve got something for everyone. Experience modern twists on classic gameplay, meet a friendly community, and create memories that will last forever.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join Chronicle MC today!

136.243.171.48

WestLeaf: Where the economy is as unpredictable as mining for diamonds in the dark!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

WestLeaf Economy Server Overview

Features
Custom Tools
Custom Textures
New Ores
Custom Terrain Generation
Skill Levels
Quarries
Claims
Vein Miner
Vote Rewards

Server Information

IP: play.westleaf.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj

Community Size

We are limited to just 25 slots, and this will not change, as we want to focus purely on our community.

Join Us

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, we’d love to have you be a part of our community. Join us at the IP or Discord links above.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How many slots are available on the server?	We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community.
Do you have plans to reset the world?	We do not have plans to reset the world at all.
What unique features does the server offer?	We offer custom tools, textures, new ores, custom terrain generation, skill levels, quarries, claims, vein miner, and vote rewards.
Is the server EULA friendly?	Yes, we are EULA friendly and have no pay to win features.

Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	390	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Towns Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!