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Block Party

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Farms Harvested:	567
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Farms Harvested:	581	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	207
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2928
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Crops Grown:	8999	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

BlockyIranExeCraze2024

BlockyIranExeCraze2024, Capital Punishment, death penalty, executions, gender equality, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international relations, iran, iran executions, Iranian government, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political news, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	122
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	834
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Toebob SMP

active player base., awesome Minecraft SMP, awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, lit Discord server, madness, minecraft smp, Open Arms, quality of life, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, Treecapitator, Veinminer, wacky times, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	348

Toebob SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	(Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
An (in-the-works) shopping district	For all your shopping needs
Active player base	Join a thriving community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

How can I join the server?

You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, cute, cute girls anime, cute vampire girls, Girls, Haven, long tail tags: anime recommendations, Recommendations, Vampire, vampire anime, watch, watch anime

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Votes:	3327	Emeralds Found:	4224
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

BlockyDetention

aita, BlockyDetention, Conflict, creep, dad, deputy head, discipline, Highschool, inappropriate, Intimidating, introverted, mad, material, overreact, Respect, School, skirt, Teacher, threatened, UNCOMFORTABLE, Young girls

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Animals Bred:	62	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

artist, better, BetterThanOrig, classic, comparison, cover song, CoverSongSMP, debate, Favorite, Hit, iconic, Melody, Music, opinion, original, Popular, remake, song, trending, Version, viral, vocals

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	911	Void Armor Forged:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	8133
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!