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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3879 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!