Funny Beliefs MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyDelusions

Memories, Childhood, childhood misconceptions, silly, mistaken assumptions

Are you still convinced that eating carrots will give you night vision like a Minecraft potion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret carrot farm that actually DOES give you night vision! Join us and witness the magic of glowing like a superhero in the dark caves of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever thought that if you dig straight down in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a special “Dig Down for Diamonds” event where players compete to see who can find the most bling at the bottom of their mining shaft. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with pixelated riches!

And if you’ve ever believed that wearing a pumpkin on your head will protect you from Endermen, then you’ll fit right in on our server. We have a whole village dedicated to pumpkin-headed players who roam around scaring off any mobs that dare to come near. It’s like a Halloween party every day!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where your childhood dreams and fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that riding a pig into battle is actually the most effective strategy ever!

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BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

gullible kid, smp, childhood stories, kid logic, naive thoughts

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

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CraftyDelusions

illogical beliefs, odd beliefs, bizarre beliefs, irrational beliefs, strange beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

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PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

childhood stories, childhood innocence, Myths, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

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ChildhoodMythsCraft

childhood tales, childhood myths, childhood imagination, childhood legends, childhood fantasies

Remember when you used to think that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Our server is located on the other side of the world, so every time you dig straight down, you’ll pop out in China! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the server. Legend has it they were once regular pigs who ate one too many enchanted golden apples and now they soar through the skies, dropping diamonds wherever they go. So if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures, join our server today! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you!

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BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

BelieveItOrNotMC, mistaken beliefs, childhood fantasies, growing up, debunked myths

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! So, like, when I was a kid, I totally thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a real-life diamond mine! Can you believe that? 😂 But, like, now I know that’s not true, but this server is still super cool and you should totally join because we have flying pigs and talking chickens! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on wacky adventures together! 🦄🌈🐷🐔💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ChildhoodDelusions #JoinUsNow

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KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

childhood embarrassment, childhood naivety, KidBelievedMinecraftSMP, childhood imagination, EMBARRASSING

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

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BeliefBuster Minecraft SMP

Absurd beliefs, foolish ideas, childhood fantasies, wild misconceptions, childhood myths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly llama races, and the winner gets a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper farm, where we breed explosive companions to help us in battle.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality and leave you laughing until you cry, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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MineCraftMyths: ChildhoodLies

childhood imagination, learning the truth, debunked myths, childhood memories, ridiculous beliefs

Remember when you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake. Trust us, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky Endermen. So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

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BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

hindsight, childhood naivety, funny beliefs, silly beliefs, BeliefCraft

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

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