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BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, BeliefBlunderz, Childhood, childhood belief, dumb, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing belief, false, Foolish, funny, funny belief, gullible, ignorance, Minecraft, Misconception, mistaken, mistaken belief, Myth, Naive, naive belief, silly, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	5608	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

LondonCraft Server

Accents, British English, Cockney, Cultural, dialect, Diversity, English, Language, linguistic, London, London culture, London summer, LondonCraft, MLE, multicultural, Multicultural London English, Server, Slang, sociolect, Urban, Working class, young people

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild and wacky world of Multicultural London English (MLE)! Forget about Cockney, MLE is where it’s at now, mate!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the linguistic chaos of young, working-class Londoners. You’ll hear accents and slang from all over the world, making every conversation a hilarious adventure.

Explore our virtual London this summer and see what crazy accents you’ll encounter. From Jamaican patois to Nigerian pidgin, you never know what you’ll hear next. So hop on our server and get ready for a linguistic rollercoaster like no other!

Nikki’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

athlete, Championship, Character, Craft, crazy, Entertainment, female wrestler, fierce, gimmick, Minecraft, Nikki Cross, Nikkis, NXT, Performer, professional wrestling, Raw, sanity, scottish, Server, SmackDown, Superstar, tag team, Unpredictable, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	182	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like Nikki Cross’s gimmick on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of craziness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens. They had to battle their way through with nothing but a carrot and a feather, but in the end, they emerged victorious and claimed a rare diamond sword as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

DateNightDisaster Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date experiences, cringe-worthy dates, cruel words, DateNightDisaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating nightmares, disrespectful comments, embarrassing situations., emotional scars, harsh words, heartless comments, hurtful comments, insensitive partners, insensitive remarks, Minecraft, offensive remarks, painful memories, relationship disasters, rude behavior, Server, worst date

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Star Shards Collected:	186
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	181	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being rejected in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about awkward dates again, because on our server, the only rejection you’ll face is from that pesky creeper trying to blow you up! Plus, who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress others with your epic building skills and survival tactics? So come on, join us and let’s build a love story that even Romeo and Juliet would envy!

NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

2000s kids, 80s babies, 90s kids, 90sCartoonTats, animation, cartoon character, character tattoo, Childhood, childhood memories, design, era, iconic, ink, long tail tags, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicInk, pop culture, Retro, tattoo, vintage

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1452	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	817	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9013
Dragon Eggs Found:	9454	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9087	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	4168	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Crops Grown:	6653	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Votes:	6505	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?