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Zombie Family Fun Land

diagnostic challenges, entire family, familial illness, family, family health, Fun, infectious agents, infectious diseases, Land, medical mystery, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological symptoms, Neuropsychiatric symptoms, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric manifestations, public health, tick-borne illnesses, Transmission, vector borne, vector control, zombie, zoonoses, zoonotic pathogens

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling neuropsychiatric symptoms in an entire family! but wait, there’s more – these symptoms are actually caused by vector borne zoonotic pathogens, making the stakes even higher!
imagine fighting off hallucinating mobs and crazy animals infected with mind-controlling diseases, all while trying to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems.

if you’re looking for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness and emerge victorious!

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Prosper Prison

Autominer System, Balanced Economy, Challenges, competitive gameplay, custom mining, Custom Player Progression, Enchantable Pickaxes, Events, Gangs, java, Minecraft, non-p2w, op prison, Other, player-driven economy, prestige system, Prison, Prosper, PvP, PvP arenas, Server, Teams, Trading

Prosper Prison Minecraft Server

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience	Massive, Resetting Mines Enchantable Pickaxes Autominer System
Balanced Economy & Trading	Sell Your Resources Player-Driven Economy Custom Shops & Black Market
Competitive Gameplay	PvP Arenas Gangs & Teams Events & Challenges
Custom Player Progression	Prestige System Private Cells & Plot Worlds Quests & Missions
Active Community & Staff	Friendly & Helpful Staff Engaging Discord Server Recruiting Staff & Builders

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Analysis, attention to detail, Behavior, Differences, Focus, Interpretation, Monitoring, Observation, observation challenges, observation insights, observation methods, observation perspectives, observation skills, observation strategies, observation techniques, Perception, perspective, Realm, Similarities, Understanding, Watchers, Watching

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like no other, it’s like we’re living in a parallel universe where everything is just wacko!
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Forget about boring old servers, come to ours where the grass is neon green and the diamonds are made of cheese.

You’ll be questioning reality every step of the way, wondering if you’ve entered the Twilight Zone or just had too much sugar.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself that we are not the same…we are on a whole other level of cray-cray!

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CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

bad friends, Communication, compulsory heterosexuality, Conflict, CraftyQueers, denial, Dinner, Friends, gay intervention, heteronormativity, internalized homophobia, Lesbian, Masculinity, Minecraft, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, outing, outing friends, regret, self-acceptance, Server, Straight.., Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want to be? Join our server and embrace your true identity, whether it’s a fierce warrior, a mystical wizard, or even a misunderstood lesbian according to your friends!
We have a supportive community that will help you come to terms with your “hidden” sexuality, whether you’re actually gay or not. Our players are experts in self-acceptance, denial, and compulsory heterosexuality – they’ll make sure you feel right at home, even if they have to stage a gay intervention to do it.

So come join us on our server, where you can dress however you want and talk about your troubles without judgment (unless it’s about being straight, then we might have to have a serious talk). Don’t be like our friend who left the fancy restaurant in a huff – stick around and let us help you discover your true self, whether it’s a Minecraft pro or a secret lesbian in a glass closet. See you there!

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LazyHubbyCraft

cleaning, Communication, exhaustion, Frustration, full-time job, household chores, household division of labor, husband, Kids, Lazy, LazyHubbyCraft, name-calling, parenting, part-time jobs, relationship issues, responsibilities, School, Support, teamwork, Time management, working mom

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who can’t even clean up their own mess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about picking up after anyone! Join us and escape the real world where your husband leaves beard hair in the sink and can’t even clean up his own plate after dinner.
Our server is a magical place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone else’s mess. No more moving stuff from one chair to another and calling it cleaning – here, you can truly relax and enjoy a clean virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life laziness behind. Build, explore, and never have to deal with a messy partner again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over who should clean the bathroom.

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CrushCraft SMP

childhood crush, crush experience, crush feelings, crush memories, crush nostalgia, crush stories, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, crushes from the past, crushes in youth, early crush, first crush, first love, innocent crush, memorable crush, puppy love, romantic crush, school crush, secret crush, smp, teenage crush, young love

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, so totally lit, like a creeper exploding in your face but in a good way, ya know? Like, the other day, I found a diamond block just lying around and I was like, “YAS QUEEN, this is my lucky day!” And then I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I’m a Minecraft god, obviously.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the villagers and we all wear matching leather armor, it’s like a rave but with more zombies. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time I replaced all of someone’s torches with TNT and they were like, “LOL, you got me good!”

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and maybe not steal all my diamonds, okay? See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

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CreepyCultVille

AMERICANS, BIZARRE, children of corn, chilling, crazy cult, creeps, CreepyCultVille, eerie, eerie vibes, Haunted, Horror, little town, Mysterious, Off the beaten path, road trips, small town, spooky, strange, Supernatural, travel, unsettling

Are you tired of boring road trips where the only creepy thing you encounter is a weird gas station bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will give you the creeps like never before! Imagine stumbling upon a little town filled with “children of the corn” style villagers who worship a giant block of cheese! Or maybe you’ll come across a crazy cult of players who sacrifice their diamond swords to summon the almighty Ender Dragon for a dance party! Join our server for the most insane and hilarious road trip experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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PutinTrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, finance, foreign exchange, global economy, international relations, Investments, market, Minecraft, News, political news, putin, PutinTrumpCraft, Ruble, Russian stocks, Server, stock market, Strengthens, Surge, talks, Trading, trump

come join our minecraft server, where the russian stocks are surging and the ruble is getting stronger because putin and trump are having talks in the game! yes, you heard it right, our server is so lit that world leaders are using it to negotiate peace deals and trade agreements. who knew minecraft could bring about world peace? join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it. build your own diplomatic relations with other players, start a virtual war (but please keep it friendly), and see where your alliances take you. the possibilities are endless on our server, where even the most absurd scenarios can become reality. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of history in the making!

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TrumpPutinCraft

Agreement, Conflict Resolution, Consultation, Deal, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Leaders, negotiations, phone call, Politics, putin, russia, summit, trump, TrumpPutinCraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin call each other to discuss building blocks and zelenskyy is like nah i need to consult my villagers first before making any deals. russia is throwing a party because the creepers are finally getting along with the villagers and the ender dragon is now a peace ambassador. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most insane structures with your new pixelated friends. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come join the fun!

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Blimp Diving: Air Fluid Fun

Air, aquatic environment, Blimp, buoyancy control, deep sea diving, diving, diving equipment, diving excursions, diving experiences, diving safety, diving skills, diving techniques, Fluid, flying a blimp, Fun, marine life, Ocean exploration, scuba certification, scuba diving, scuba gear, underwater adventures, underwater exploration, underwater photography, underwater world, water sports

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FLY A BLIMP UNDERWATER? WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF SCUBA DIVING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
IMAGINE FLOATING AROUND LIKE A MAJESTIC BLIMP, CONTROLLING YOUR BUOYANCY WITH YOUR BREATH LIKE A PRO! IT’S LIKE BEING A SUPERHERO, BUT UNDERWATER!

WE’VE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITING FOR YOU, LIKE FINDING LOST TREASURE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN OR BATTLING GIANT SEA MONSTERS WITH YOUR TRUSTY TRIDENT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S FLY THAT BLIMP UNDERWATER TOGETHER! YEEHAW!

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