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Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Emeralds Found:	6724
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6080	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	176848	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

4chan, anonymous posting, FAMOUS, image sharing, imageboards, internet anonymity, internet behavior, internet communities, internet culture, internet history, internet influence, internet memes, internet notoriety, internet reputation, internet subculture, internet trolling, Meme culture, message boards, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, smp, SMP4ChanCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, emotions, family drama, Gaslighting, Infidelity, judgment, loyalty, Manipulation, misunderstanding, open relationship, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, self defense, sister-in-law, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Emeralds Found:	9502	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	649301	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like Maya did when she discovered Marcus’s alleged affair. But don’t worry, our server is all about open relationships and communication – just like OP and Marcus!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From family feuds to shocking revelations, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a supportive “friend” like Maya to help you navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that’s crazier than Maya showing up with bags to pack your virtual belongings!

PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

adaptation, alternative devices, Communication, connectivity, dependence, digital age, disappeared, emergency, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innovation, internet, Lifestyle, PhonelessSMP, redditors, smart phones, social media, society, Survival, Technology, WhatNowRedditors

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Dragon Eggs Found:	6880
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

BoomerCraft, bullshit, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Elderly, fake news, falsehood, fraud, hoaxes, internet, Lies, Manipulation, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, older people, pure bullshit, reddit, Scams, social media, Truth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Votes:	2845	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

aggression, Battles, BEWARE, captured, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, detained, eastern europe, International, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, prisoners, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Russian soldiers, SECURITY, soldiers, state project, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks

blocks, building, Covid-19, data analysis, European, European countries, global health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, herd immunity, lives, lives saved, mortality rate, omicron, pandemic, public health, research, SAVING, statistics, undercount, vaccination impact, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, virus strain

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so OP that they actually saved 1.6 million European lives with their sick PvP skills? That’s right, these legends were out there slaying mobs and building epic bases while also fighting off the dreaded Omicron virus like it was just another boss battle.

Join this server and become a hero in your own right! Who needs a diamond sword when you can wield the power of a life-saving vaccine? Plus, rumor has it that the admins are actually wizards who can summon rare loot drops just by waving their enchanted wands.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest to save the world, one block at a time! Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Let’s go, gamers!

LEGITMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft server Gaming Survival PVP Economy Adventure Quests Redstone Building Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames Mods Resources Community Multiplayer Roleplay Exploration Plugins

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

the best lifesteal server ever best experience and enjoying server with good staff and good ranks with auction house

Legit.mc-world.net:25216

FallenCube

Community, dynamic, eager, Economy, Entertainment, Expansion, FallenCube, Future, Game, game modes, Growing, map features, Minecraft, Parkour, Players, progressive, Server, Skyblock, skyblock maps, Small, Suggestions, welcome

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

FallenCube is a dynamic, progressive skyblock game that offers endless entertainment with its unique map features. While our community is currently small, it’s growing, and we anticipate even more expansion with future skyblock maps and additional game modes. We’re excited to welcome more players and are always eager to hear suggestions from our community.

fallencube.com

Grimwald SMP: Where we mine diamonds by day and fight creepers by night! Join us now!

Community, configs, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Day, Democracy, diamonds, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Fight, Friendly, Griefing, Grimwald, group projects, hackers, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, night, Plugins, Protection, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity voicechat (optional)
Vanilla Tweaks datapacks for quality of life
Coreprotect for server protection
Hard difficulty
Democracy for major server decisions
Updates to new versions soon after release
Friendly community
Minigames and events
Group projects
No pay-to-win or voting to access features

Apply

To apply, visit: Application Form

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server mostly vanilla?	Yes, we have some quality of life datapacks and plugins for server protection, but the core gameplay is vanilla.
Can I use proximity voicechat?	Yes, it is optional for players to use proximity voicechat on the server.
Are major server decisions voted on?	Yes, democracy is used for all major server decisions.
Is TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed?	Yes, we have vanilla-like configs where TNT, rail, and carpet duping is allowed.
How do you protect against theft and griefing?	We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

ambient music, AniManga, animation, autism, brown hair, cute, doomer side, egalitarian relationship, fembot, fembots, fit, golden retriever personality, green eyes, guitar, hobbies, japanese, khhv, Loser, loser bf, Minecraft, Music, NEET, OCD, piano, Post rock, programming, sense of humor, Server, shutin, Social Skills, White

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!