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Sizzle SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	458	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Sizzle SMP is a place where we strive to not only have an SMP full of active player but also improve the base gameplay of Minecraft for everyone involved. Our staff team has put together multiple plugins for an altered survival experience. Allowing you to still play the OG Minecraft you love with some nice quality of life improvements!

These include: Vane Terra Shopkeepers Pyrofishing Mcmmo

And much more improvements coming in our future!

135.148.53.173:25618

DogeMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5057	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Wow! Much gaming, very adventure! Check out OP Factions, enchantments to level 35 – so power, wow!

Skyblock? Yes! Custom blocks to farm and level up – much farm, very sky. All in Doge-style – such wow, much fun! Join now, very epic, so play!

play.dogemc.com

Thanatos-Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Survival skyblock one block prisons duels etc a whole world of endless possibilities!

play.thanatos-network.xyz

TRAFOMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	204	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to TRAFOMC – The Ultimate Transformers Minecraft Experience!

This server is a TRANSFORMERS themed MINECRAFT SERVER.

play.trafomc.com

Zima Nations

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3211	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

War, Politics, Trade, Government, Roleplay, and Good Times!!

Join our fun community on Zima Nations where there is almost daily drama, while maintaining a safe and fun environment

51.81.49.218:25681

Solution Network

PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

65.108.205.53:19132

Prisms SMP

Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	930
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Make sure to go watch the YouTube Video to learn more about this server! Also check out our discord for more info as well!

prismsmp.playwn.co:25567

Potato US

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3252	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

NEW server is waiting for someone to join! Join our fresh 2024 server created this February now!

Type; • Anarchy survival, • Starter Friendly • Economy and shop • Friendly spawn Etcetera

Also new quest are waiting for you! So you should now join and have some fun adventure!

play.potato.us.to:30186

craftplex network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5451	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

welcome to craftplex network we are adding bedwars soon please join and enjoy and beware no hacking duping or 18+ content accept on the anarchy srv so enjoy

craftplex.zapto.org

Zeta Complete Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome To Zeta Anarchy!

This server has NO RULES (Seriously none) at all! Play here like you would on 2b2t!

This server runs on 1.19 but thanks to ViaVersion you can join on any 1.19.x client!

quagmiretoilet.us.to