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PlasticCraft: Semen Study Edition

Chinese scientists, contamination, Edition, endocrine disruption, environmental pollution, fertility, global issue, health risks, human semen, imperative, microplastics, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticCraft, potential harm, Reproduction, reproductive health, research, scientific study, Semen, sperm quality, study, toxic chemicals

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Void Armor Forged:	27	Potions Brewed:	54
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mines Excavated:	4697

yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got microplastics in every human semen sample, like whaaat?! chinese scientists are sayin’ it’s super important to research if it’s messin’ up our reproduction, so like, come join us and see what kinda crazy mutations u can get from playin’ on our server! who needs normal when u can have microplastics in ur semen, amirite?! #JoinUsOrElse

GolemTime | The best server in the world! Minecraft server

Account.., Anarchy, banner, best, Clans, description, Events, Free Donations, Gaming, GolemTime, image, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, OWNER, Personal, Pirate, PvP, Rating, Russian, Server, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

The owner of the server “GolemTime The best server in the world” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.108.237.51:20365

Mihion – Bring’s the game ON!

advantages, Bungeecord, Community, contact us, Creative, Creative World, Creativeplots, Creativeserver, Cretive, direwolf20, Discord, Faction, Feedthebest, Forge, FTB, Gamers, Hardcore, Infinityevolved, IslandWorld, Jobs, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Mods, MONEY, Norsedemigods, Other, play to win, Plot World, Plugins, possibility’s, Prison, PvP, Rankup, Roleplay, Spigot, Staff, Survival, survivalcraft, Survivalpvp, Survivalserver, Vanilla, XP..

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2996	Dragons Tamed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

We have a lot of fun on our server and gamers have many possibility’s.The Staff is always trying to be on from Discord where for we can chat with gamer and much more!Mihion is the server to be ON – If you like Mcmmo – vanilla – Creative – Play to Win!

We have 4 servers one Mcmmo survival based and an Hardcore survival In this two servers gamers have the possibility to rankup after Mcmmo power and on the other one Money from Jobs and XP. This will give andtaveges on both servers and on the Creative server in witch we have An open creative world an survival creative world, Plot world and IslandWorld.

The last one is our Vanilla – you can play here on a little area but If you want to play beside the border you will have to contact us on discord.

mc.mihion.dk

SuckCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, controversy, explicit content, gossip, internet fame, internet personality, Minecraft, neekolul, online persona, online reputation, PERSONAL LIFE, private matters, public image, Rumors, scandal, Server, sexual acts, sexual preferences, social media fame, social media influencer, SuckCraft, sucking dick, viral sensation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some scandalous gossip about neekolul and her dick sucking skills. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold in our virtual world?

So why wait? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. And who knows, you might even uncover the truth about neekolul’s secret talent. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

NikkeCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#union raid, Active Codes, Additional Links, alteisen, Android, co-op, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Folkwang, Game Download, General Info, Golden Coin Rush, Ios, Mary, May 2024, May 30th, Medical Rabbit, Minecraft, Moist Rabbit, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Farms Harvested:	769	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9435	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about that creepy doll in the corner of your room? Look no further than our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the puns in chat!

Join now for a chance to participate in our Golden Coin Rush event, where you can collect more coins than a leprechaun on a caffeine high. And don’t miss out on our upcoming Co-Op event, Alteisen – rumor has it, the rewards are so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our current Special Recruit includes Soda: Twinkling Bunny and Alice: Wonderland Bunny – because who doesn’t want a bunny as a sidekick in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling fancy, grab the Mary: Medical Rabbit costume pass for some extra swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue – just make sure to watch out for those killer bunnies!

BrainyBlockz

anxiety, BrainyBlockz, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional intelligence, gifted individuals, High IQ, high standards, impostor syndrome, intelligence, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, misunderstood, perfectionism, pressure to succeed, self-criticism, self-doubt, smart people, Social Skills, societal expectations

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and surround yourself with players who are so intelligent, they’ve actually transcended human understanding.

Our server is home to the most brilliant minds in the Minecraft community, from redstone wizards who can build functioning computers in-game to architects who can recreate the entire city of Atlantis block by block.

But beware, the intelligence level on our server is so high that players have been known to accidentally create black holes while trying to craft a simple pickaxe. So if you’re ready to have your mind blown (literally), join us now and see if you can keep up with the geniuses of Minecraft!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

birth incentives, cultural norms, demographic crisis, demographic trends, discriminatory policies, Family Planning, fertility rates, gender equality, government agency, KoreaCraft, low birth rate, Minecraft, nationalistic policies, policy implementation, population control, public health, reproductive rights, Server, social engineering, social welfare, societal issues, south korea, traditional values

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	296	Orbs of Power Found:	12

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this crazy story where the South Korea government agency is all like, “Yo, we need more babies up in here!” So they come up with these wack policies that are all nationalistic and discriminatory and stuff. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just for fun in the game, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of a wild adventure where you gotta help the government agency make more babies or something. Like, who even comes up with this stuff, right? But hey, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. Plus, we got like, the best community ever, so come on and join us for some crazy times!

GlideBombCraft

Defense, defense capabilities, defense industry, glide bombs, GlideBombCraft, military contracts, military cooperation, military equipment, military hardware, military innovation, military modernization, military procurement, military supply chain., military technology, military upgrades, missile technology, technology transfer, Ukraine, ukraine military, US, weapons development.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb, but not like a bomb that doesn’t work like the ones ukraine got from the US. we got our own glide bombs, bro! and they work like a charm, trust me.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of flying through the air like a majestic eagle, dropping bombs on unsuspecting foes below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, our players are like master builders, creating insane structures that will blow your mind.

so come join us on this server and experience the excitement of glide bombs, epic build battles, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. trust me, you won’t regret it!

LinoPawzCraft

Acrylic Nails, acrylic nails care, acrylic nails crawling, acrylic nails design, acrylic nails funny, acrylic nails meme, acrylic nails on lino floor, acrylic nails sound, acrylic nails tips, acrylic nails trend, beauty, CRAWL, dog, fashion, lino floor, LinoPawzCraft, Long Nails, manicure, nail art, nails, Sound

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	7739
New Chunks Explored:	199494	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	6919	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE FUN? WELL THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A COW WHO COULD FLY. YES, FLY! AND ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE THAT FLYING COW INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIE PIGMEN! NOT CONVINCED YET? WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS – WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE YOU DIAMONDS FOR SEASHELLS! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS PROTECTED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA WHO SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

CraftyNameMatch

career choices, chance, Consistency, CraftyNameMatch, dataset, DRAWN, effect, high similarity, initial letter, initial letter effect, name influence, names, naming patterns, new study, nominative determinism, Places, Professions, professions and names, professions and places, Similarity, study

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.

and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.

and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.