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FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

Who Has His Back? Minecraft Server

aid, Allegiance, Allies, Assistance, BACKING, camaraderie, collaboration, Companionship, Defense, encouragement, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, Protection, Reliability, Server, solidarity, support system, teamwork, Trust, Unity, Who has his back

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Votes:	2460	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and zombies? Well, fear no more because on our server, we’ve got your back! Literally. We have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards who will protect you from any pixelated danger that comes your way. Need to go mining for diamonds? No problem, our bodyguards will clear the path for you and make sure you come back with all the shiny loot. Plus, they’re experts at building epic bases and can whip up a castle faster than you can say “Redstone.” So come join our server and never fear the darkness again!

Bully Ray SHOOTS Minecraft SMP on Giulia’s WWE Debut

Analysis, bully, Bully Ray, Chelsea Green, commentary, critique, debut, enhance the roster, Giulia, Giulias, give the rub, main roster talent, Minecraft, Monday Morning Quarterback, NXT, outshined, professional wrestling, RAY, Roxanne Perez, segment, Shoots, smp, star of the show, talent, wrestling, wwe, WWE Debut

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can shine like Chelsea Green in a wrestling ring? Look no further, because our server is where the real stars come to play! Forget about Roxanne Perez and Giulia, Chelsea Green is the true MVP of our server.

Join now and show off your skills, because on our server, you’ll be the star of the show just like Chelsea Green. Don’t miss out on the chance to outshine everyone else and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Monday Morning Quarterbacking when you can be the MVP every day on our server? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!

NoCallNoAirportFamTime

airport drama, airport etiquette, communication problems, cooling off, emotional conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family interference, family tensions, long distance, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, Long-term goals, managing family, NoCallNoAirportFamTime, private time, relationship boundaries, relationship challenges, relationship issues, unfair treatment, university exam

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	823	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild relationship story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous situations as you navigate through our virtual world.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid snarky remarks and unnecessary drama from family members. Who needs them when you can build your own virtual family with fellow players?

Join us for a unique experience where you can cool off and escape from the chaos of everyday life. Build your dream world, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities. And remember, on our server, you’re always the master of your own destiny – no overbearing family members allowed!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual boyfriend who won’t fail any exams or cause any relationship troubles!

RegretCraft

biggest regret, Decisions, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, if only, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, self improvement, self reflection, wish I could change

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of running away like a coward? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have specially trained creeper whisperers who will calm those explosive green meanies down with just a few soothing words. Join us and never live with the regret of blown-up loot again!

MissileDodgers Minecraft Server

cross-border cooperation, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic dialogue, eastern europe, foreign policy, intercept, international relations, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense capabilities, missile defense system, MissileDodgers, national defense, nato alliance, Polish officials, regional stability, Romanian journalists, Russian missiles, security concerns, Server, strategic communication, threat assessment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	60627
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, u know how polish officials are like, “nah we ain’t gonna intercept them russian missiles”? well, they got a good reason for it. they’re too busy playin on this epic minecraft server! yea, u heard me right. they’re too busy buildin epic castles and fightin dragons to worry about some silly missiles.

join this server and u can be like a polish official too, except u can intercept all the missiles u want in minecraft! build ur own missile defense system and protect ur land from creepers and zombies.

plus, u can hang out with romanian journalists who will tell u all about the latest gossip in the minecraft world. maybe they’ll even teach u how to build a secret underground base or somethin.

so come on, join this server and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life. who needs russian missiles when u got minecraft, amirite?

KurskCraft: Putin’s Sacred Duty

denial, Duty, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, Nervous, putin, Putins, russia, Sacred, sacred duty, Strange rant

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our minecraft server where putin denies russia is ‘nervous’ about kursk incursion but instead is building a secret underground base to hide all the diamonds he’s hoarding!! 😂🤣🤪

we have a secret society of players who are dedicated to finding putin’s hidden stash and stealing it for themselves! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️

rumor has it that if you can find the secret entrance to putin’s base, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet polar bear to guard your loot! 🐻💎

join us for a wild adventure filled with intrigue, espionage, and of course, plenty of minecraft madness! 🤯🤩🤪

Butterfly Haven: Save the Flutterers

at-risk butterflies, Biodiversity, butterflies, butterfly, butterfly habitats, conservation, ecosystem, endangered butterflies, Endangered species, environmental management, Extinction, Flutterers, habitat management, Haven, human help, insect conservation, nature conservation, research study, Save, species preservation, species survival., Survival, wildlife, WSU

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5833	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	215
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we take care of at-risk butterflies because apparently they need our help to survive like what even? but hey, if you wanna save some butterflies while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the place to be! who knew butterflies were so needy, amirite? but seriously, come join us and be a butterfly hero in the virtual world of minecraft!

What is the IP for BADGEPLUG Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1536
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

BADGEPLUG is a leading online retailer specializing in unique and high-quality enamel pins and badges. Founded in 2017, the company offers a wide variety of designs ranging from pop culture references to original artwork. BADGEPLUG’s mission is to provide customers with creative and affordable accessories that allow them to express themselves and showcase their personality. With a commitment to excellent customer service and fast shipping, BADGEPLUG has quickly gained a loyal following among pin collectors and enthusiasts.

MountainSMP

Balkan Survival Roleplay Adventure Custom Items Teams TLauncher Premium Cracked PvP Economy Quests Minigames Community Events Towns Plugins Factions Creative Skyblock, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	299	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7242

The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.

Server that provides Custom Items, Teams and much more!!

Players with TLauncher (Cracked) as well as with Minecraft Launcher (Premium) can play.

Mountain is a cracked server, which means everyone can play!

play.mountain-smp.com