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DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Hard factions

Factions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ores Mined:	6017	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Mc.Hard.Lv is a Latvian Minecraft server that works with versions 1.8.9 to 1.19. It’s a hard Factions server that offers disabled schematics, KoTHs, and many other features. The server also has an online store for buying ranks, extra money, and various items, and it has a Discord for support. Gather your friends and join the best Latvian Minecraft server for some fun! A new season begins on January 10th, 2024!

mc.hard.lv

ForgottenWorld

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

a towny server with jobs and mcmmo we use diamonds as money in the server. and we use plugins like elevators and heads plugin we also have a player owned shopping area and a underground spawn come join us.

192.95.23.132

Zelcraft

Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

ZelCraft [1.18-1.20+]

Looking for a fun, enjoyable and friendly server, well ZelCraft is just for you, with a wonderful community and crossplay between Java and Bedrock there is no reason why you shouldn’t join!

Join and experience the true feeling of an SMP network!

Cross Play Enabled:– Java PC– Bedrock, Xbox, iPhone, iPad, Playstation– Virtual Reality, Switch, and More!

IP: play.zelcraft.xyz

Bedrock Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.zelcraft.xyz

play.zelcraft.xyz

Creepers Hate Me

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	8774	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	1

CreepersHate.Me is a long running MineCraft (spigot) Server. Although the name looks rough, the server is a friendly place where all ages and players are welcome.

Please Play Nice – No Griefing Allowed!! Server – creepershate.me Dynmap – http://creepershate.me:8123/

creepershate.me

PrisonGames

Economy, Prison

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8348	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1100
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8585	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

1.19 – 1.8. PrisonGames is a unique prison of its kind, it has a characteristic pvp, in which you can pull your enemies so that they do not escape (CLAWS) you can machine gun your rivals with a burst of arrows (GUNS) and when you see that you are in danger of To die, you will only need to take medicine that will instantly revitalize you (MEDICINE). ALSO, each rank starting from F there is a super strong mob, which we have to defeat, and we will be rewarded with around 50 rpg items or more!

PrisonGames is a unique prison of its kind, it has a characteristic pvp, in which you can pull your enemies so they do not escape (CLAWS), a weapon game with a burst of arrows (Guns) and when you see that you are in danger of die, just need to take a medicine that revitalizes you instantly (MEDICINE). ALSO every rank from F there is a super strong mob, which we have to defeat, and we will be rewarded with a total of 50 items rpg or more!

prison-games.my.pebble.host

Smeltblock

Skyblock

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ores Mined:	839
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Discover a revolutionary farming method thanks to our cube system. As soon as you arrive on the server you will obtain a monster cube as well as an ore cube. Mine and mob mobs much easier with this intuitive system.

https://skyblock.fr/

play.smeltblock.com

Yeuy

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

This is a non-profit, near vanilla Minecraft server run by a private personnel just for fun. There are no ranks, moderators, or other staff, just You, the other players, and the near vanilla environment. Visit http://yeuy.wtf for further information. Actual news: 2019.12.23: http://yeuy.wtf/xmas2020en-s.jpg in the sea10

yeuy.wtf

_BreachPvP_

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4906	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

……………..Welcome to BreachPVP ….The best and high quality PvP experience

IP………………… play.breachpvp.com WEBSITE…….. https://breachpvp.com STORE………… http://store.breachpvp.com DISCORD…….. https://discord.gg/YDstaGT

BreachPvP is the living server since February 2016, since then focussing on Ultra OP factions and OP factions due to our passion for factions since years. This will become your main server to go to.

We run on a high powerful dedicated server in Canada since 2018 to give you the best playing experience! (I7-7700K OverClock, 64GB DDR4, 1TB nvme SSD)

See you on BreachPVP!

play.breachpvp.com

Flame mc

Economy, Kit PvP, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Who are we?FlameMC is India’s Minecraft Network

What do we have?⇨ Ultimate LifestealAnd more gamemodes coming soon!

(Fire MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)◆ JAVA IP: play.flamemc.fun◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

play.flamemc.fun

Etherus Survival – LandClaims – Economy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to Etherus Survival 2.0! This server has been running for a few days, and has had a player count of 11 people at one time, crazy right! xD. This server has a small community, claims, a great economy, competitions, and a great sense of achievement as you explore the world. Welcome to Etherus Survival 2.0!

139.99.139.72