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DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8008	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

MilCraftMarriageSaver

Apology, arguments, bad mom, Cheating, Communication, Defending, Divorce, family feud, game skins, Kids, Marriage, MIL, MilCraftMarriageSaver, money management, postpartum, Pregnancy, reconciliation, reconciliation efforts, relationship, SAHM

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your dream world without any in-laws interfering! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of reality and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and fun.

Join us and leave behind the drama of in-laws who think they know everything about you, siblings who have never even met you but have strong opinions, and a husband who can’t decide whether he’s glad he married you or not. On our server, you can focus on building your empire, exploring new lands, and having a blast with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, post-partum excuses are valid and game skins are always a worthwhile investment.

BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crops Grown:	5620
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1894	Falling into the Void:	1

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crops Grown:	4868
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5384
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ores Mined:	8252	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	6884	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.