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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

SugarRushCraft

aging, biological age, cellular health, cellular level, dietary habits, epigenetic age, findings, health, healthy diet, less sugar, Midlife, MINERALS, nutrition, research, scientific study, study, sugar consumption, sugar intake, SugarRushCraft, VITAMINS, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

join our epic minecraft server where eating virtual cake actually makes you younger in the game! forget about aging in real life, on our server you can reverse the clock by munching on some healthy pixelated food.

we’ve got vitamins and minerals galore, and our sugar intake is so low, you’ll practically be a baby in no time. but be warned, for every gram of sugar you consume in the game, your character will age faster than a moldy potato.

so come join us and defy the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible. who needs skincare when you have minecraft?

MihosCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Customenchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Spigot, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchantments Applied:	229
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

MihosCraft Towny Server Different New Features Real World Map Vehicles Special Sets Airplanes Weapons Discord Account Matching And Many More Different Features

160.20.108.140

Vampires R Us Minecraft Server

AHH, bloodsuckers, catbox, creatures of the night, Dark, Fangs, fear, File, fuck, Horror, Minecraft, night, Scary, scream, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Terror, Undead, Vampires, Video, webm

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2297

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural creatures that will keep you on your toes.

Our server is so intense that even the mobs are scared to spawn here! We have epic battles between players and monsters that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on the vampire drama – it’s like a soap opera, but with blood-sucking fiends!

So, why join our server? Because where else can you witness a vampire trying to ride a pig while being chased by a werewolf? Or watch a creeper explode in fear when it sees our players coming at it with diamond swords?

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the chaos!

/CalgCraft – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Minecraft SMP #214

/calig/, Achievements, Andy, Bonus unlockables, CalgCraft, Coffin, Episode 2 Walkthrough, FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014, General #214, Leyley, mega.nz, Minecraft, Nemlei, previous games, Progress Report #7, Routes, smp, Stars, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, Thread 487910652., Translation tool overhaul

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to uncover the mystical Coffin of Andy and Leyley – rumor has it, it holds the key to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret routes, achievements, and stars waiting to be discovered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our latest update includes bonus unlockable scenes that will blow your mind!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Join now and become a legend in the world of gaming! Who knows, you might even come across Nemlei’s previous games hidden within our server – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and mobs!

RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer

aita, autistic, car safety, Community, culture, deaf, Disrespect, driving test, educate, Hearing, ignorance, Jerk, Language, mockery, presentation, respectful, RudeSchoolPresenterGriefer, School, sign language, smartarse

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3319
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	212
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we welcome all players, no matter their background or abilities! We have a special event where all players must communicate using sign language while playing – it’s a great way to learn and have fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where everyone is encouraged to be themselves. Plus, our drama teacher NPC will be there to guide you through the world with her exaggerated arm movements – don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So come on in, meet new friends, and maybe even learn a thing or two about deaf culture along the way. And remember, on our server, it’s all about having a good time and embracing diversity! See you there!

ZooCraftersUnited

animal, animal behavior species diversity, anthropology, comparison, discovery, diversity zoology, ecology exploration, encounter animal kingdom, Human, human perspective animal sightings, human-animal interaction, nature exploration animal kingdom comparison, nature observation, species biodiversity, wildlife, wildlife observation environmental science, ZooCraftersUnited

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is like a zoo on steroids, but wit no cages. u can see all da animal species u never even knew existed. we got unicorns, dragons, even a freakin’ sasquatch walkin’ around.

if u join dis server, u can ride a dolphin through da sky, tame a griffin as ur loyal steed, and battle a herd of zombie llamas. trust me, u ain’t never gonna be bored on dis server.

plus, we got a secret underground lair filled wit treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. u just gotta find da secret entrance hidden in da jungle. but be warned, there’s a giant spider guardin’ da entrance.

so, what u waitin’ for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and live out all ur wildest fantasies. just watch out for dat sasquatch, he’s a prankster.