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LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

BEDROOM, Creative, Edition, experimentation, funny anecdote, INTIMATE, kink, LubeCraft, lubricant, Masturbation, personal lubricant, Pleasure, self pleasure, sex, sexual health, Slippery, slippery when wet, smp, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WORST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

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DreamsVsAspirations

aspirations, childhood innocence, childhood memories, confusion, Demon, dreams, dreams vs aspirations, DreamsVsAspirations, education, funny, funny anecdote, funny misunderstanding, funny story, humor, kindergarten, long term memory, misunderstood, realization, sleep paralysis, Teacher

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE? WELL, NOT THOSE KIND OF DREAMS LIKE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS (THOSE ARE JUST FOR ME, HAHA), BUT LIKE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS!

ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE, TURN PIGS INTO ZOMBIE PIGMEN (SORRY, PIGS), AND EVEN HAVE DANCE PARTIES WITH CREEPERS!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID LIVE IN HARMONY, AND A GIANT TREEHOUSE WHERE THE FAIRIES THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN THE LAND!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! WHO NEEDS SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?!

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RingReminderCraft

Argument, bad guy, cancer treatment, emotional attachment, engagement ring, Facebook Marketplace, family dog, family pet, fiancée, financial support, lend money, marriage promise, pawn, pet care, pet treatment, relationship boundaries, relationship symbol, relationship values, RingReminderCraft, Rural area, savings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

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SillySMPFoodFavs

bizarre food, culinary experiment, curious food combo, eccentric cuisine, food combination, odd food pairing, offbeat flavors, outlandish dish, peculiar food, peculiar pairing, quirky food, quirky taste, SillySMPFoodFavs, strange culinary creation, strange food, surprising flavors, unconventional food, unconventional mix, unexpected taste, unique food, unusual food

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate culinary adventure in Minecraft!

Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?

So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).

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MineCraftMorningRoutine

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, Commute, energized, Exercise, get dressed, healthy habits, journal, meditate, MineCraftMorningRoutine, morning routine, productive day, School, shower, start fresh, stretch, Wake Up, work, yawn

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Do you punch trees in your sleep? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after dark. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. You’ll be the envy of all your blocky friends.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.

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LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

DreamsVsAspirations

RingReminderCraft

SillySMPFoodFavs

MineCraftMorningRoutine