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LubeCraft SMP: The Strange Edition

BEDROOM, Creative, Edition, experimentation, funny anecdote, INTIMATE, kink, LubeCraft, lubricant, Masturbation, personal lubricant, Pleasure, self pleasure, sex, sexual health, Slippery, slippery when wet, smp, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WORST

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Crops Grown:	2285	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Animals Bred:	81	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to use the weirdest and wildest lubricants for all your naughty needs. From slime blocks to lava buckets, we’ve got it all! Who knew crafting could be so kinky?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who accidentally used a creeper as a sex toy. The explosion was heard across the server, but hey, at least he got some explosive pleasure out of it!

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some sticky situations and explosive endings!

DreamsVsAspirations

aspirations, childhood innocence, childhood memories, confusion, Demon, dreams, dreams vs aspirations, DreamsVsAspirations, education, funny, funny anecdote, funny misunderstanding, funny story, humor, kindergarten, long term memory, misunderstood, realization, sleep paralysis, Teacher

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE? WELL, NOT THOSE KIND OF DREAMS LIKE SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS (THOSE ARE JUST FOR ME, HAHA), BUT LIKE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS!

ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE, TURN PIGS INTO ZOMBIE PIGMEN (SORRY, PIGS), AND EVEN HAVE DANCE PARTIES WITH CREEPERS!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID LIVE IN HARMONY, AND A GIANT TREEHOUSE WHERE THE FAIRIES THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN THE LAND!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! WHO NEEDS SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?!

KayCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

New minecraft server looking for coders staff builders and active mature fun players willing to work with me and be loyal

node14.minecrafted.net:25578

Minecraft Roleplay City

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Emeralds Found:	7856	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

enjoy minecraft with many plugins and helpful players

Create your Own Company, Big or small. Roleplay, with plugins. the server includes many awesome plugins, such as ucars and chairs meaning you can drive cars and sit on stairs. (stairs require signs or items frames at both ends to work) on minecraft roleplay city you can create your own company big or small using our economy and chestshop plugins. Your business can be anything you can imagine, not just selling items! Transport. to get around you could use train, horse or car. It’s your choice Fight mobs to earn money. you can hang out with the mobs or fight them to earn money, no matter what kind of person you are you can enjoy your time on minecraft roleplay city. Where will you live? you can live anyhwhere, in an apartment, or build your own house, it’s all up to you! Design structures just like the real world. minecraft has unlimited possibilities, combined with many awesome plugins what do you call it then. the main point is you can have fun!

minecraftroleplaycity.no-ip.biz

Pixelmon 2.5.7

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Join our Pixelmon server that is running 1.6.4 on version 2.5.7 of pixelmon!

poke.az-mc.us

Scorpio Realms

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	New Chunks Explored:	598857
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Scorpio Realms is small survival server with a great community and a good place to make new friends. Our main features are optional PvP, grief rollbacks, horse protection, chest locks, random teleports, global market, homes, /tpa and anti-cheat. You’re free to build anywhere you wish, but we ask that you do not build near other players. We also have a few plugins to enhance the performance of the server. This server is moderated and our staff team is always ready to help, let them know if you have been griefed, we’ll take care of it! Our only request is that you take the mandatory quiz before playing to make sure you understand the rules, it’s very short and easy.

mc.scorpiorealms.com

Warhub

PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

The Warhub – tommytony’s official War server @ wh.tommytony.com

War is the original PVP arena Bukkit plugin: it adds TDM and CTF arenas for a more focused Minecraft PVP experience. Warhub is the server home of War and we’ve been online since early 2011 (old school!). Everyone is welcome to visit and try out the warzones we created for your enjoyment.

Check out our server forums at warhub.tommytony.com .

Please refer to war.tommytony.com for War download links, instructions, videos and more.

Besides War, our players enjoy the freedom of creative gameplay, a friendly atmosphere and automated ranking that rewards dutiful regulars.

Bring your friends over for some quick-and-dirty PVP or PVE action, stop by to try the War plugin commands and mechanics before installing it on your own server or just come and visit us for a bit of fun on our free-build world. There’s a little something for everyone!

Thank you for your interest,

–tommytony

warhub.tommytony.com

FlameCasters Skyblock

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

FlameCasters Skyblock

88.150.171.69

BasivPvP

Factions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	755	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

A new and basic minecraft faction server, yes we know, factions aren’t fun without a lot of other players, but we think we’ve fixed that. We offer safe, and great RPG single and multiplayer games for players to enjoy themselves with. MobArena is our main factor, your can single handedly conquer waves of the undead, or with your friends. Also, you may be able to win some loot at our casino. If you’re interested, stop by! basicpvp.factions.ws

108.166.172.76

MsCraft

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7649	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

WE HAVE UPDATED TO TECHWORLD2 1.1.1 . CHECK OUR WEBSITE FOR DETAILS ON HOW TO JOIN. Fast, new server based in New York. We have a mature community, so only join if you are old enough — no begging, whining, or lameness. Full anti-grief protection, fun community..what more can you ask for? Common-sense rules apply. Please make sure you select FTB TechWorld2 1.1.1 in the launcher. Server Specifications: -5GB DDR3 RAM -250GB SSD -1Gbps up/down port -40 expandable slots

198.154.104.212

Prison OP

Prison

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Prison-OP is as it says in the name, an OP Prison server. You start in A Block and work your way up to Z and eventually, Free!

Start in A Block and earn your way all the way through the ranks to become to top player on the server!

Prison-OP is ran by the creators of an already successful server network, so you can be assured that we know what we’re doing!

play.prison-op.com

ScoutPvP

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4018
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Hallo lieber Minecraft User, If you are looking for a Super Bukkit PvP server then you have come to the right place! Simply JOINE now with this IP to our server 85.190.167.207:25565 Have fun ! We look forward to seeing you !

85.190.167.207