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CraftyClan: America’s Next First Family Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1583	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft server in all of the virtual world! Join us and become a part of America’s next first family – because who needs the White House when you can rule over your own pixelated kingdom?

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they now sit on a throne made entirely out of diamond blocks, ruling over their subjects with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join America’s next first family and start your journey to virtual greatness today!

Renoir’s French-Approved Minecraft Server

art analysis, art appreciation, art commentary, art critique, art discussion, art evaluation, art history, art opinion, art review, famous painters, French art, French artist, french artists, French Impressionism, FrenchApproved, Impressionist painter, Minecraft, Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Renoir artwork, Renoir paintings, Renoirs, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of art and adventure! Join us and immerse yourself in a world inspired by the one and only Pierre-Auguste Renoir.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a beautiful Renoir painting appears before your eyes! But be careful, because some of these paintings might come to life and challenge you to an epic paintball battle.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Renoir Ender Dragon, a majestic creature that breathes colorful fire and can only be defeated by wielding the power of a paintbrush.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner artist while embarking on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Twinless Family Fun Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Fun, Grandparents, holidays, Jealousy, Minecraft, parenting, possessiveness, relationships, Server, Siblings, Summer, travel, Twinless, Understanding, visitation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of being used as a free daycare service during your own holidays? Do you want to avoid surprise visits from your brother’s kids while trying to enjoy some quality time with your own family? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can finally have some peace and quiet without being bombarded by unexpected guests. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any unwanted interruptions.

Escape the chaos of family drama and enjoy some much-needed alone time with your loved ones. Build, explore, and create memories without the hassle of being used as a babysitter. Say goodbye to exhausting family obligations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and reclaim your summer holidays from unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CheckMateCraft

ah, Apology, Ban, CC receipts, CheckmateCraft, childfree, Cops, Divorce, dream job, Drunk, finances, friendship, hysterical, July 4th celebration, Kids, Lifestyle, lunch, millionaire husband, SAHM, separate check, Server, tip

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about crazy friends causing chaos like Emily and her unruly kids.

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind! No more splitting bills with entitled friends or dealing with drunk, hysterical visitors at your doorstep. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can break your friend’s nose and finger (virtually, of course) without any real-life consequences. So come join us and leave all the craziness behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9329	Dimension Hops:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you toxic players out there! Join us if you enjoy griefing, trolling, and causing chaos wherever you go.

Our server is like a wild west town where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger? Go for it! Want to steal all your neighbor’s diamonds and blame it on a creeper? No problem! The only rule here is that there are no rules.

But that’s not all – we also have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ban someone from the server for a day. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your toxic flag fly high, come join us today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

BlockyMadness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Animals Bred:	182	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches players into the sky and then drops them into a pit of lava? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the perfect place for all you crazy builders out there who want to unleash your wildest imaginations.

We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches, but watch out for the hidden traps and surprise attacks from our resident ninja villagers. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest attraction in town!

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and embrace your inner madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously unhinged fun!

CraftyTrumpVancePutin

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Farms Harvested:	305
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

come join our minecraft server where putin’s bestie sergei lavrov praises trump and vance like they’re the ultimate minecraft gods. we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with joy and excitement. you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and battling creepers like a boss. plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Tooth Fairy’s Block Party

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1647	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Ever wondered what would happen if Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy all met up in one place? Well, guess what? That’s basically what our Minecraft server is like!

Picture this: Santa is riding around on a sleigh pulled by creepers, the Easter Bunny is hopping around leaving colorful eggs filled with diamonds, and the Tooth Fairy is flying around collecting all the enchanted golden apples she can find.

Join our server and witness the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Who knows what other mythical creatures might show up? Maybe Bigfoot will start a dance party with the Loch Ness Monster, or the Chupacabra will challenge the Yeti to a snowball fight.

Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Broom-ickety Split! A magical place for all your Minecraft needs: SMP, Creative, Semi-Vanilla, and more! Fly on Sundays for extra fun!

1.21, bedrock, Broomickety, Claims, classic, Creative, Dynmap, EXTRA, Fly, FlyOnSundays, Fun, java, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Pets, Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, SPLIT, SUNDAYS

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Specific ports provided
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld and nether
In-game private messaging and player teleportation commands
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address play.broomstix.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I play on the server with both Bedrock and Java versions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions, and a Java account is not required.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to create and build without fear of their creations being destroyed.

Westoid Wackiness Minecraft Server

adaptation, Challenges, CHANGE, culture, Decline, Diversity, Evolution, Future, Globalization, identity crisis, Impact, Minecraft, Modernization, progress, Server, society, Technology, Traditions, transformation, VALUES, Wackiness, Western civilization, Westoid, Westoids

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the Westoids from a horde of evil zombie chickens who have taken over their land. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary poultry – they shoot lasers out of their eyes and can fly!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a hero in the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!