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BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

CraftyPurchases

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	New Chunks Explored:	170505
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crops Grown:	8577	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	311852	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	171
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magic Items Found:	3220	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Crops Grown:	8399
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	146
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magic Items Found:	3540	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

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Burning Alive Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Potions Brewed:	153	Magic Items Found:	5300
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Towns Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!