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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

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The One Ring

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

The One Ring is a medium to large-sized server with an expansive and immersive world! The community focuses on being respectful, mature, and creating an environment where anyone can have fun. The server runs Bukkit and has many plugins that enhance the building and playing experience, including player shops!

Gameplay focuses on building, events, trade, and organized pvp! Spawn includes a cheap market to alleviate some of the time needed to get basic resources to encourage player-builds without worrying about player-inequality. /Fly is allowed for players wanting to build! As a result, The One Ring has some of the most detailed and massive builds of any LOTR server!

Players wanting to lead factions and participate in wars are in luck! The power to organize trade, war, and faction agreements is all in the player’s hands!

On top of everything else, the server has incredible uptime, an unlocked overworld and nether, and vanilla enchanting!

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Coal Network

FTB, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mines Excavated:	2850	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimension Hops:	13

Coal Network At Coal Network we are supplying servers as closes to possible to the original gameplay without limitations.

steady lag less and custom modifications to server side compatibility to decrease TPS and Lag as much as possible.

94.100.18.42

Surveen

Bedwars, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

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Doofus SMP

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3024
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Towns Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Doofus SMP is a survival multi-player server! Some of our server features are below!

– We have proximity voice chat server! – There are multiple worlds with different stories and features! – You can use /home, /spawn, /sit and many other useful commands!

Factions: There are many factions like towns, cities, empires or clans! If you want you could try to take over the world (It’s happened before)

And we have a Discord server with over 500 members! https://discord.gg/626bR8MfkK

play.doofus-smp.com

RoyalNexus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

royalnexus.net – the world where royal bonding occurs..

Our aim is to destroy the perception of Towny, which has become a classic and established in Turkey, and to show that Towny is actually proper and history-oriented. We’re all tired of the “1 day in jail for every like player” or “I helped my player build a train track from country to country” videos you see on YouTube Shorts or Instagram Reels, someone had to stop this.

Even if you have no interest in history, even if you have never played a role in your life, or even if you have just started Minecraft, people like you or more experienced than you will help you here. Turkish people love war and history, you will inevitably have fun. Since there is no example of this in Turkey, I can’t prove it to you, but you won’t see it until you try it.

80.208.221.180

MalluWorld

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival Games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	971	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

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20.197.42.83:25990

clington

Anarchy, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Votes:	2366
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Hey. We are a Killington community! Asking what is it anyway? Klington is a special Minecraft server developed especially for children. On this server you can play all kinds of games that you can play between building and survival to fight. Our team on the server wants to know what really happened if there is a fight or if something small happened it won’t be straight Ban or Kik we will try to understand you what happened and how we can help you improve the situation you will meet therefore lots of new friends our community comes from special groups from which we can get Quality players for your gameplay! So yes enjoy your welcome Klington server team

play.clington.net

Heartbreak Hardcore

Adult, Hardcore, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Heartbreak is a VANILLA hardcore server that runs on the latest snapshot

No deathbans, None of that, Instead, you’re permanently in spectator if you die, until the next reset.

Theres only 1 reset every year. I don’t care if you’re oh so mad you lost your things. Deal with it or quit.

Apply for whitelist in the discord.

domain.mc-mods.xyz

Bossnet

Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Towns Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	708	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Step into a Minecraft world like no other, where adventure knows no bounds!

Epic Boss Battles: Face formidable bosses with unique abilities and claim rare rewards.

Earth Map: Explore breathtaking landscapes, diverse biomes, and iconic landmarks.

Fun Events: Join community events like treasure hunts and PvP tournaments.

Community-Driven: A welcoming, inclusive community awaits players of all levels.

Custom Content: Discover unique items, quests, and structures.

Regular Updates: Enjoy a dynamic, ever-evolving world.

Embark on a journey of a lifetime!

bossnet.my.pebble.host

Moonbat smp

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	104281
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	947	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	148
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Moonbat SMP is a survival multiplayer server running on 1.20.1 that has all the latest features and more to come such as brewery, and chestshop (currently broken)

moonbat.ddns.net