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Crafted Market Avenue 1.20.6

1.20.6, Aesthetic, Avenue, brand image, branding strategies, consumer behavior, crafted, Digital Marketing, ecommerce, ecommerce branding, ecommerce challenges, ecommerce failure, ecommerce success, ecommerce trends, Failure, funny ads, market, Marketing, normies, online advertising, online shopping, online store, stupid ads, TARGETTING

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crops Grown:	2085
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like running an online store but in a virtual blocky world, targeting normies with funny ads and crazy aesthetics. It’s so lit, it’s like the ultimate test to see if your e-commerce skills can survive in the pixelated madness. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

KimJongCraftLauncherz

arms race, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraftLauncherz, LAUNCHERS, leader, low-yield, Military, military parade, missile technology, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, security threat, strategic capabilities, weapons development.

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dimension Hops:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

MinecraftMindMelt

cognitive demand, cognitive effort, cognitive load, cognitive strain, cognitive workload, emotional discomfort, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, mental effort, mental exertion, mental fatigue, mental strain, mental stress, MinecraftMindMelt, participants, populations, psychological strain, Tasks, unpleasant feelings, unpleasantness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	New Chunks Explored:	778724
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.

we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.

plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.

so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Community, exclusive, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

7h7e.vanillaboxmc.ru

⚙️Cams Project: Where survival is semi-normal and the server runs on caffeine! No sleep necessary! 🤪

brand new, bug fixes, Caffeine, Cams, Claimblocks, Customization, Details, Economy, Enhancements, exclusive, game mode, Minecraft, Playtime, Project, ProjectCash, Ranks, restart, Rewards, runs, seamless, seminormal, Server, Sleep, Survival, Testing, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	206
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Status	Brand New, Testing
Features	No need to pay for claimblocks Intensive claims customization Future economy update with ProjectCash Constant updates and detailed change logs
Server	camsproject.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I earn claimblocks with playtime?	Yes, you can earn claimblocks with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you will not be kicked even on server restarts.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is the future economy update that allows you to buy/sell with accrued blocks.
How often are updates pushed out?	Updates are constantly pushed out on the server.
Is there a way to see upcoming updates?	Yes, you can use /recentupdates and /upcomingupdates in game to see the updates.
How can I learn more about the claim system?	Use /claimshelp in game to see the goals of the claim system.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Berserker, Coin Calculator, CraftyCreeperz, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Interlude Timeline, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Revival Pickup Summon, Ruler, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Swimsuit Event

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Animals Bred:	141	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Villages Defended:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	2268	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate summer destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server and experience the Arctic Summer World, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters like you’ve never seen before. Dive into the icy waters and summon Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) or Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) to join you on your epic quests.

But that’s not all! You can also summon Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman to join your squad and conquer the frozen lands of our server. And don’t worry about getting lost, our server has a Servant Material Lookup feature to help you navigate through the icy terrain.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a summer adventure like no other! Just be careful of the creepers, they might be disguised as swimsuit-wearing servants!

KamalaCraft SMP: VP Picks

Campaign announcement, democratic party, Democratic ticket, Democratic ticket announcement, election 2020, election updates, kamala harris, Kamala VP choice, KamalaCraft, Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio VP, Picks, political decision, political news, presidential race, republican party, running mate, smp, us politics, vice president, Vice President pick, Vice President selection, VP candidate

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Guess what, folks? Kamala Harris just dropped a bombshell on us all – she’s chosen Marco Rubio as her vice president candidate… in our Minecraft SMP! That’s right, these two political powerhouses are teaming up to dominate the virtual world of blocks and mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Kamala and Marco have a secret plan to build the biggest, most epic castle ever seen in Minecraft history. They’re calling it the “Unity Fortress” and it’s rumored to have secret passageways, trapdoors, and even a pet creeper named Larry.

If you want to be a part of this wild ride, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans Kamala and Marco have up their sleeves. Plus, you might just get the chance to challenge them to a build battle or go on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

NoCreeperCarpool

car ride, carpool etiquette, carpooling, carpooling request, Colleague, colleague request, comfort, Commute, commuting, driving alone, NoCreeperCarpool, office, Practicality, rail works, refusal, Train, Transportation, transportation options, work commute, work hours, work schedule

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of carpooling with your colleague? Look no further! Our server offers a safe haven where you can build your own virtual world without any unwanted passengers tagging along.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own empire, without the hassle of awkward car rides with coworkers. Who needs real-life transportation when you can ride a virtual minecart to victory?

Don’t be the asshole who leaves your colleague stranded – join our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more abundant in our server than in any carpool lane. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and start building your dream world today!

PerfectDayMC SMP

Bliss, Contentment, dream activities, dream day, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal activities, ideal day, ideal weather, joy, leisure, Peace, perfect day, PerfectDayMC, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, Tranquility

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every day is a wacky adventure waiting to happen!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s possible here!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBreakups

BETRAYAL, BlockyBreakups, Breakup, breakup advice, breakup stories, coping with breakup, cruel breakup, devastating breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, ghosted, healing from breakup, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, sad, worst breakup

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6177	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped in boring old real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can break up with your significant other in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! Want to dump them by building a giant “It’s Over” sign made out of diamond blocks? Done. How about unleashing a horde of angry zombies on their house as a breakup message? We got you covered. Join us for the ultimate breakup revenge fantasies and let your creativity run wild!

TempleTrolls Minecraft Server

Attacks, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, Community, councillor, extremism, Hindu, Hindu persecution, ISCKON, ISCKON temple, Kali temple, Kali temples, Killed, Minecraft, Minority, News, Religious, Report, Server, TempleTrolls, Terrorism, today news, vandalised, violence

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join our cray cray minecraft server where anything goes! we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on our server. we once had a group of llamas take over the town square and start a llama revolution! it was epic. and don’t even get me started on the time the villagers all learned how to breakdance and challenged the players to a dance-off.

plus, we have the best loot drops in alllll of minecraft. we’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a secret stash of golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await u in our pixelated paradise. see u there, buddy!