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CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!

Drive Thru Truth

car ride, Clarity, contemplation, Conversations, deep thoughts, DRIVE, epiphany, inner peace, introspection, late night thoughts, late-night drive, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Silence, solitude, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like driving in the dark and finding out your mom’s actually a ninja! 😂 Like, for realz, the mysteries and surprises on this server are gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory! 🤯 And let me tell ya, the late-night vibes on this server are so chill, it’s like sippin’ on a potion of relaxation! So come on and join the party, cuz this server is where the real magic happens! 🔮✨

SpawnCitySMP – Vanilla with a hint of Hermicraft flavor

application, BUILD, city, collaborate, Community, content creators, Creators, Discord, Explore, flavor, Gaming, Hermicraft, hermitcraft, Hint, Join, location, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Server, smp, SpawnCitySMP, Style, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

SpawnCitySMP Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to the SpawnCitySMP, a Hermitcraft-style server where we build a city at a set location. The server will start soon, and if you are interested, there is an application you can submit on the server. This server is created for content creators to create content, but everyone who wants to play is welcome.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by submitting an application on the server.
Is this server only for content creators?	No, everyone who wants to play is welcome on the server.
Where can I find more information?	You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uxMkhFuT for more information.

Debate Night Minecraft Server

campaign trail, candidates, debate, debate outcome, debate performance, debate predictions, debate strategies, debate winner, democratic party, election, election 2020, kamala harris, Mike Pence, Minecraft, night, political analysis, political showdown, Politics, republican party, Server, Vice President debate, vice presidential candidates, vice presidential debate winner

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server and watch the most epic Vice President debate unfold right before your eyes! Will the zombie pigman reign supreme with his fiery rhetoric? Or will the creeper blow everyone away with his explosive arguments? Only one way to find out – join now and witness the madness! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join today and be part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

Kino Minecraft SMP CBGBs

CBGBs, concert memories, iconic clubs, Kino, legendary venues, Live Music, Minecraft, Music, music experiences, music history, Music legends, music nostalgia, music venues, new york city, punk bands, punk culture, Punk Rock, punk scene, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, underground scene

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

CelebLoverMC SMP

admired celebrities, beloved stars, CelebLoverMC, Celebrities, celebrities we admire, celebrities we adore, celebrities we appreciate, celebrities we enjoy, celebrities we look up to, celebrities we love, celebrities we respect, celebrities we support, celebrity crushes, famous people, favorite celebrities, likeable celebrities, popular celebrities, smp, well-liked celebrities

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Buildings Constructed:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8743	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the celebrities on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Steve, the OG blocky heartthrob who can mine diamonds with his eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on Creeperina, the explosive fashionista who always leaves a bang wherever she goes. And let’s not forget about Herobrine, the mysterious bad boy who’s always up to no good (but we love him anyway). Join our SMP and rub elbows with the coolest celebs in the blocky world – you won’t regret it!

AnimalCraft: Live Like a Wolf

AnimalCraft, Live, Wolf

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4118
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just a regular player? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a day! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the fields? Done. How about a ferocious T-Rex terrorizing the land? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a different animal every day. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for flying like a bird or swimming like a fish. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

BlockBusterCraft

Assassination, assassination attempt, BlockBusterCraft, Conflict, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Political, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1973
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamonds, like whaaat?! And the best part is, our leader is a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro!

Join now and you’ll get a special power-up that lets you shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, our community is so friendly, we once had a virtual tea party with the zombies and skeletons. They’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Doomscrolling Drive Time

addiction, alertness, anxiety, danger, distraction, doomscrolling, DRIVE, Driving, exhaustion, Focus, Frustration, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, Physical, Relaxation, road rage, Safety, stress, Technology, Time, traffic

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

u ever feel like u just scrolling thru life like u in a car on the highway to nowhere? well, on this minecraft server, we take that feeling and turn it into a whole new adventure! imagine driving a minecraft car through the pixelated streets, dodging creepers and zombies left and right. but watch out, cuz the traffic lights are actually redstone contraptions that could blow up at any moment! join us for the ultimate thrill ride and see if u can survive the chaos of our insane city streets. just remember, keep ur hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, cuz things are about to get bumpy!