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CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Buildings Constructed:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

MineTimeMachine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Emeralds Found:	307
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	3924
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4138
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	1123	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	5905
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	285	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).