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XmasWishlist SMP

christmas, dreamgifts, dreamwishlist, expensivegifts, Extravagant, extravagantwishlist, highendproducts, holidaygifts, indulgence, Lavish, luxurygifts, luxuryitems, no pricelimit, opulence, smp, specialgifts, ultimatewishlist, Wishlist, wishlistgoals, XMAS, XmasWishlist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2922	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainGrief

coping with loss, dealing with loss, deep sorrow, devastation, difficult times, emotional recovery, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, life-changing loss, Loss, moving on, overwhelming sadness, Pain, PixelPainGrief, sorrow, tragic event, traumatic experience

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!

PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank

Community, crime, current events, executed, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, mourning, News, port au Prince, PortauPrank, PvP, Remembrance, suspects, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

VeganSimba’sCraftLand

animal rights, animal welfare, compassion for animals, cruelty free, ethical eating, exploitation-free, Lions, plant based diet, plant-based living, vegan activism, vegan advocacy, vegan beliefs, vegan community, vegan diet, vegan ethics, vegan identity, vegan lifestyle, vegan philosophy, vegan values, veganism, VeganSimbasCraftLand

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where lions roam free and eat only plants like a bunch of hipster vegans! we got simba leading the pack, showing everyone how to be a true vegan warrior in the wild. watch as he munches on grass and kale, spreading the message of peace and plant-based power to all the animals in the server.

if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join us now and witness the most epic vegan lion pride in minecraft history. we promise you’ll never look at lions the same way again. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of vegan lions in a virtual world? it’s like the circle of life, but with more quinoa and tofu. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world that even lions can be vegan!

FlowerMc

baltop, bedrock, Competition, Cross-Play, Economy, economy balance, FlowerMc, grind, java, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the FlowerMc this server is made for people who want to play vanilla and compete with other with economy balance. You can grind with your friends and compete with other in baltop. Java and bedrock player both are welcome.

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Random Item Skyblock

bedrock, Chaos, communal center, Community Events, Content Creation, December 26th, Discord, est, Expansion, ISLAND, item, Peace, Random, random item, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, Stream, TEAM, Trade, Trading, Unique, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Unique Features
Teams (Same team members share an island)
Communal Center Area
Trading with other players using /trade
Community events that take place on stream

Contact information:

If you are interested please message neilphi on Discord.

Username: neilphi

Server start date: December 26th at Noon EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please message neilphi on Discord using the provided username.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server will start on December 26th at Noon EST.

Q: Can I play alone or do I have to join a team?

A: While teams are encouraged for collaboration, you can also play alone if you prefer.

Q: Are there any rules for content creation on the server?

A: Content creation is strongly encouraged, but not mandatory to be a part of the server.

IdeaCraft Land 1.21

Brainstorming, concept creation, creative process, game creation, game design, game design principles, game design process, game design theory, game development, game development concepts, game development methodology, game development techniques, game development terminology, game development tools, game engine, Game Mechanics, Game Programming, idea generation, IdeaCraft, innovation, Land, project planning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky universe, trust me.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the pixelated landscape, building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss. And guess what? This server takes it to a whole new level of insanity.

I’m talking crazy custom mods that will blow your mind. Like, imagine riding a rainbow-colored llama while shooting lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, that’s the kind of wackiness you can expect here.

But wait, there’s more! The community is like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, in the best way possible. You’ll be laughing your butt off while teaming up with fellow players to conquer the wildest challenges.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Next Big Minecraft SMP Thing

Advancements, ai, apps, big, Crypto, Digital, early 2010s, Early 2020s, Evolution, Future, innovation, late 2000s, Late 2010s, Late 2020s, Minecraft, next big thing, progress, smartphones, smp, speculation, Technology, trends, unknown, web 2.0

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing in the late 2020s! We’re not just your average SMP, we’re on the cutting edge of technology and innovation.

Join us as we navigate through the mysterious world of Minecraft with the help of AI companions that will assist you in your quests and adventures. Need a pickaxe? Just ask your AI buddy to craft one for you! Want to build a castle? Your AI friend will gather resources for you while you sit back and relax.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of crypto miners who have discovered a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Join them in their quest to become the richest players on the server, but beware of rival factions who will stop at nothing to steal their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the late 2020s and see where the future of Minecraft takes us. Who knows what crazy adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of something truly epic!

MIL’s MineCraft Server: No Delayed Christmas!

aita, Boundaries, celebration, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas eve, delayed, delayed Christmas, Dinner, Divorce, family, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Kids, lunch, MIL, mils, Minecraft, not going, partner, Server, Siblings, travel, Visit

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Farms Harvested:	505
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of juggling multiple holiday celebrations? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family holiday gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of awkward conversations.

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to please everyone, just like trying to visit multiple families in one day. Will you make it to all the Christmas dinners in time, or will you end up lost in the virtual wilderness?

Create your own boundaries in-game, just like trying to set boundaries with your in-laws. Will you be able to navigate the tricky relationships and still have time to mine for diamonds?

So come join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art turkey for Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday celebration you won’t want to miss!

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Christmas arguments? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and fight mobs while navigating through relationship drama that makes your in-laws seem tame.

Forget about fighting over Christmas plans, on our server, you’ll be fighting over who gets the last diamond block or who gets to claim the best spot for their base. Our server is so intense, you’ll be begging for a peaceful night out with your high school friends instead.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to compromise with your virtual spouse while also trying to survive in a world filled with creepers and skeletons. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join today and let the chaos begin!