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  • DetentionCraft: SMP of Shenanigans

    DetentionCraft: SMP of Shenanigans

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    šŸ°šŸ—”ļø OOoooh BOY, gather ’round, fellow cube-heads! If you’re not dive-bombing into this magical hole of chaos we like to call a Minecraft SMP, YOU’RE MISSING OUT! 😱✨ Like, did you ever think your dull life could be blasted into a BLAST furnace of FUN? NO? Well, let me ENLIGHTEN you, my square friends!

    šŸ“œ Once upon a time, on a Tuesday that felt like a Wednesday (weird, right?), a llama wearing sunglasses summoned an army of mutton-chop-wearing zombies to crash our block party! šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« You think I’m joking? I’ve got the screenshots! The llama said, ā€œIf you’re TOO COOL to mine, just call me for a raid!ā€ and BOOM šŸ’„ you’re in a melodramatic plot twist that nobody asked for!

    🐵 So why join? SIMPLE! You wanna learn the ancient secrets of crafting the ultimate Turtleneck of Doom, which gives you the power to NOT GET HIT by creepers! Honestly, who needs armor when you can just confuse them with your fashion choices?! You could be the most stylish hero yet, even if you look like a walking, talking, blocky IKEA shelf!

    ā³ Plus, DID I MENTION THE TIME; I encountered a ghost who kept spitting out enchanted apples and claiming he was the original Steve. He said he was waiting for somebody to challenge him in a dance-off for control of the Nether! šŸ’ƒ Surely you wanna flex your moves, right? We need all the pro dancers who can spin around like a dervish on caffeine!

    🤣 And don’t EVEN get me started on the unexplained ā€œBanana Cultā€ in our SMP! They worship a mysterious banana-shaped statue and claim that ā€œThe Great Peelā€ will grant you the spiciest memes if you pledge allegiance! I can’t even! šŸŒ So much cringe… it’s dazzlingly ridiculous! I’m STILL trying to figure out if it’s a joke or my brain has turned to goo… it might be both.

    šŸ¦„ Finally, you absolutely MUST consider joining because we’ve got the Universe’s Biggest Minigame Extravaganza! Picture this – I once accidentally turned our entire village into a giant pancake and had to fight off syrup monsters. It was INSANE! Nothing says ā€œlife goalsā€ more than flipping blocks while battling breakfast!

    šŸš€ So grab your diamond pickaxe (or whatever… as long as it sparkles!), unleash your inner chaos wizard, and raid the nearest pizza store for energy snacks. JOIN US or you’ll be stuck in your mom’s basement watching cat videos until 2099! Don’t be THAT GUY. Welcome aboard to madness, where we also have tangy pickle juice fountains for hydration! LET’S GET BLOCKY! šŸŽ‰

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  • HydroSteal

    HydroSteal

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    HydroSteal.net LifeSteal Server Version: 1.19.3 Custom Textures Custom Crates Custom ItemShop Auctionhouse

    HydroSteal.net

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  • FOXYLAND Minecraft server

    FOXYLAND Minecraft server

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    We invite players to the FOXY-LAND project

    On our server there is only survival, there is no creativity

    There are some modifications, such as improving vanilla food or increasing difficulty levels. Our server is definitely not for ordinary players, because there are 4 times more mobs spawning, hunger is spent 2 times faster

    Also, there is no private on our server, but griefing is not allowed.

    There is no donation that can be purchased for real money; it can only be purchased with in-game currency (foxes).

    We have simple mini-games like Spleef, and you can also get in-game currency for playing them.

    There are interesting datapacks, such as: Vanilla+ Food, Pumkin Boss, Invisible Item Frame, Auto Smelt, Silk Spawner and more.

    Our server has an adequate administration that knows what they are doing (administrators in the world of survival also lack creativity)

    The assembly is completely our own, not downloaded from anywhere, it was created by us personally, you are unlikely to see anything similar to our server)

    Our server supports versions 1.8 – 1.16.4 and no, this does not mean that the server will not have innovations from 1.16.4, the server has synchronization of all versions, and even if you log in with 1.8, you will have all the updates from 1.16. 4.

    On our server there is also a ā€œcreativeā€ mode where you can ask the administrator for a private message and build something. In this mode, creative is not issued, only private. The whole world itself is private.

    VK group – vk.com/mcfoxyland

    95.216.48.150:25826

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  • Platinum Craft

    Platinum Craft

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    New and upcoming minecraft server -=- Skyblock -=- Factions, Minigames, and Survival coming soon -=- Come on in and play today !

    play.platinumcraft.org

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  • SHOWBL4Z$- Cozy server for survival Minecraft server

    SHOWBL4Z$- Cozy server for survival Minecraft server

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    The developers of our ShowBlaze server were able to create /free from this command you can get any donation. But that’s not all there were developed unique modes. Our project was created for survival. Constant events, discounts, promotions. Currently there is a -95% discount. Very beautiful New Year’s spawn !.The thing I like most about our project is the king of the hill. We added bed wars and on 12/05/2021 there will be sky wars, then there will be a build battle Murder Mystery Split DeathRun and TntRun/What do you like on our server? We look forward to seeing you/

    45.93.200.7:25598

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  • Wysternlands Network

    Wysternlands Network

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    Wysternlands Network is a server that welcomes a lot of new people world wide! People can have a great time while playing and relaxing with a chill community.

    mc.wysternlandsnetwork.com

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  • CCPixel

    CCPixel

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    CCPixel is Minecraft 1.17.1 commercial server (basic free) only available in JAVA version! This server welcomes all PVP bosses, electricity generation players and construction players to play! This server has plug-ins such as the game store, stone brushing machine, slime technology, etc.! CCPixel-Picture 1 game store The currency of the stone grinding machine in the game store is gold coins, and gold coins can be obtained by grinding monsters! There is also a membership system in the game. By purchasing a membership, you can achieve customized flying hats, exclusive titles, exclusive sign-ins, etc.

    mc.ccpixel.top

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  • StrifGrief – GORGEOUS SERVER Minecraft server

    StrifGrief – GORGEOUS SERVER Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server ā€œStrifGrief – AWESOME SERVERā€ has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Sgrief.game4free.net

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  • Silvan

    Silvan

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    Silvan is a SMP server, UPDATED TO 1.20.1 We have treecapitator, Shops, Backpacks and ranks! We are a friendly community that has very little restrictions, Make Nether portals, TNT works fine, enjoy to your full content šŸ™‚

    silvan.playmc.at

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  • LostGamers

    LostGamers

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    LostGamers| 1.13 – 1.19 SMP Java & Bedrock!

    LostGamers is a community driven towny earth server that features unique designs and ideas.After months of development the Towny gamemode will be ahead of it’s time giving life to each and everyones playstyles.

    What can be expected? Guns Rank ups Toggle PVP Player economy Resource worlds map size 1:1000

    Server IP: play.lostgamers.eu Discord: https://lostgamers.eu/discord

    play.lostgamers.eu

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  • Creative plus Minecraft server

    Creative plus Minecraft server

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    The owner of the ā€œCreative plusā€ server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    onetwo.falix.gg

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