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Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Creeper Emblem Society

creeper, Emblem, feg, feh, FEH trailer, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Community, Fire Emblem Discussion, Fire Emblem emulation, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem gameplay, Fire Emblem Games, Fire Emblem General, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendars, Fire Emblem Heroes events, Fire Emblem Heroes Guides, Fire Emblem Heroes Links and Guides, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, Fire Emblem timeline, Minecraft, smp, society

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5259	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Divine Spears Created:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the intense strategy and battles of Fire Emblem and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for epic battles, intricate alliances, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your favorite pixelated characters.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us and experience the thrill of commanding your own army of blocky warriors, facing off against other players in strategic battles that will test your skills and your sanity.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, inside jokes, and a level of chaos that will keep you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience Fire Emblem like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen – from unexpected alliances to epic betrayals, and everything in between.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Oops Europe Minecraft Server

austerity measures, brexit, cultural divisions, economic crisis, education system, environmental challenges, Europe, european union, eurozone, global competition., healthcare system, immigration, Minecraft, nationalism, Oops, political instability, populism, Refugee Crisis, security concerns, Server, social inequality, trade agreements, unemployment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Magic Items Found:	2070	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Void Armor Forged:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us on a wild adventure through a twisted version of Europe where everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. Explore a land where the Eiffel Tower is made of cheese, Big Ben is actually a giant cuckoo clock, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa is now the Leaning Tower of Pizza (yes, it’s made entirely of pizza slices).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Kingdom, ruled by a potato king who wears a crown made of french fries. Join forces with the potato people and fight against the evil Carrot Empire, led by a power-hungry carrot dictator who wants to turn all potatoes into carrot sticks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of Europe you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning water into wine (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of grapes and a little bit of magic).

All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

brightness, Bulbs, Ceiling, color temperature, cri, dimmable, eco-friendly, energy efficient, energy saving, high quality, home improvement, Led, Light, light bulbs, lighting, long-lasting, mediocre, Minecraft, Modernization, Replacement, smp, Specs, Suck, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old light bulbs that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we only use the most epic, game-changing light bulbs that will make your builds shine brighter than a diamond block!

Forget about those lame specs and CRI ratings, because on our server, we only care about one thing – making sure your builds look absolutely legendary. Imagine walking into your base and being blinded by the sheer awesomeness of your lighting setup. Villagers will be lining up to trade with you just to bask in the glow of your epicness.

So why settle for mediocre when you can join our SMP and light up your world in style? Trust us, once you experience the power of our game-changing light bulbs, you’ll never look back. Join now and let the epicness begin!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

adaptations, Characters, cinematic universe, comic books, Competition, dc, Entertainment, Fans, Franchises, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, Minecraft, movies, Rivalry, Rivals, Server, success, Superheroes, tv shows, Universe, Villains

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Get ready to enter a world where Marvel and DC collide in the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Join us as we witness Iron Man and Batman team up to fight off hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Watch as Thor and Wonder Woman compete to see who can build the best replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our exclusive quest to find the hidden Infinity Stones scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that whoever collects them all will gain the power to ban griefers with a snap of their fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride where anything is possible and where superheroes and villains unite for the ultimate showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	9146	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!