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BrainyHugsCraft

acts of service, Affection, Brain, brain activity, brain scans, BrainyHugsCraft, emotional connection, emotional responses, emotions, Gifts, Human Behavior, love, mental health, neuroscience, physical touch, Psychology, quality time, relationships, research, study, verbal affirmations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	769	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

Adventure, agility, attributes, character build, Choice, Combat, CraftyCombat, Decision making, Dex, dexterity, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, player choice, power, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Stats, str.., strategy, strength, video games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Items Found:	3883
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the size of our black husband’s BBC! In 2016, we were voted the top SMP for 100 women who couldn’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, massive structures that will make your jaw drop. So why wait? Come join us and see why our SMP is the talk of the town (and the envy of all other servers)!

OpinionatedNoobs

Argument, assertive communication, Assertiveness, BELIEF, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, conviction, debate, disagreement, emotional intelligence, Expression, Insecurity, opinion, OpinionatedNoobs, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, shouting, social dynamics, validation, wrong

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	70
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

if u join dis server, u will find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds every time u log in. not only that, but u will also get a pet zombie pigman that will follow u around and do your bidding.

oh, and did i mention that the sun never sets on our server? that’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky mobs coming to ruin your day.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Universe of Wacky Mods

Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Mods, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Teams, Universe, Vanilla, Wacky

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Minecraft Server Information

Server Type	Bedrock/Java
Server IP	172.96.141.22:25591
Official Mod Pack IP	104.194.8.123:19133
Mod Pack Info	Universal Gaming Official Mod Pack

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server supports both Bedrock and Java editions.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 172.96.141.22:25591.
What is the Official Mod Pack IP?	The Official Mod Pack IP is 104.194.8.123:19133.
Where can I find more information about the Official Mod Pack?	You can find more information about the Official Mod Pack here.

BritsCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, Britain, BritsCraft, Community, cyber attack, down, forum, hackers, internet, message board, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, OUTAGE, Problem, Server, social media, Technical Difficulties, Video, Website

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to build a house made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Find and befriend this majestic bird and you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute and cuddly, but trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Watch out for the exploding sheep though, they tend to get a little… explosive.

SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo

competitive event, football championship, Global Event, gtWorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo, historic event, international competition, major tournament, memorable moments, past event, significant event, smp, soccer tournament, SoccerCraft, sporting event, sporting milestone, sports event, sports history, sports nostalgia, two years ago, World Cup, world cup anniversary, world cup celebration, world cup memories

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2388	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	525175
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).