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GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crops Grown:	8463	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

Adventure, animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, blocks, Characters, creativity, culture, Departure, discovery, Entertainment, escapism, Exploration, Fandom, imagination, Journey, Manga, meets, Otaku, Passion, series, storytelling, weeb, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Emeralds Found:	892	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Towns Built:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Endless Night Skies:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

Anime, Confessions, Drama, emotional, everyday life, girl, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, lonely, love, Minecraft, Protagonist, Real Life, Realistic, relationships, romance, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, solitude, tiny apartment, unrealistic, unrequited love

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	465647	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

balance, choose wisely, cravings, Decision making, discipline, eating habits, flavor max, food choices, Healthy Eating, indulgence, Junk Food, junk food addiction, junk food cravings, mindful eating, Moderation, PickaBlock, portion control, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Void Armor Forged:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

Appearance, blocks, building, cars, consumerism, Crafty, culture, Identity, image, judgment, luxury, materialism, muslims, Obsession, Religion, social status, societal pressure, status symbols, Stereotypes, success, tradition, validation, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	5404	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5004	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!