funniest kid text messages – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Larper’s Minecraft Server
coping mechanisms, depression, Larper, LARPers, Larping, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Therapy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft things? Well, look no further because on our server, you can just press a button and instantly have a mansion made of diamonds!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate exclusively in dolphin noises. It’s like being in your own underwater paradise, except there’s no water and you’re not a dolphin.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game turn into dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Officially Entered Minecraft SMP Evangelion Timeline
Angels, Anime, Asuka Langley Soryu, dystopian, Entered, Eva Unit 00, Eva Unit 01, Eva Unit 02, evangelion, Gainax, Hideaki Anno, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NERV, officially, Psychological, Rei Ayanami, science fiction, Shinji Ikari, smp, Third Impact, Timeline
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have officially entered the Evangelion timeline! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, we’re here to pilot giant mechs and battle against otherworldly creatures!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off massive angels with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword. Who needs armor when you have the power of friendship and giant robot suits, am I right?
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create our own Eva units. Who knows, you might just be the chosen one to pilot one of these bad boys and save the world from impending doom.
So come join us on this wild ride through the Evangelion timeline, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few giant monsters trying to destroy everything you hold dear). See you on the battlefield, fellow pilot!

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DarkLight
Adventure, city, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Npcs, Parkour, Pixelart, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist
Can you rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and rule the leaderboards? Welcome to DarkLight; the ultimate prison experience in Minecraft 1.21.1! As an inmate, you’ll grind, mine, and quest to climb the ranks. With each new rank, access better resources, exclusive areas, and valuable shops.
Server Store: Get kits, keys, and ranks to enhance your journey! Multiple Versions: Best on 1.21.1, but accessible on older versions (textures may vary). 24/7 Uptime: Enjoy uninterrupted play with over 60 plugins! Custom Mines & Ranks: Explore unique mines with special resources for each rank. Events & Challenges: Daily quests with rewards to keep gameplay fresh. Trading & Marketplace: Build your empire in the prison economy. Progression & Prestige: Reach the top, then prestige to unlock new perks. Join DarkLight today for the ultimate Minecraft prison life!
139.99.136.69:25585

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Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server
Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, kai, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, sandwiches, Server, Teaser, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the ultimate virtual revenge experience! Our special program will have you seeking revenge like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events, such as “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” where you’ll uncover hidden secrets, or “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem” where chaos reigns supreme.
And don’t forget about our exclusive assistant program, “En-Nah,” where you’ll have a virtual assistant at your fingertips. Need help in combat simulation? Join our “Data Bounty” event and show off your skills.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeem our exclusive in-game codes for special gifts and access to even more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

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BaeCraft Minecraft SMP: Girls from /b/ that you want more of
b.., BaeCraft, from /b/, from /b/ that, Girls, girls from, girls from /b/, girls you want, long tail, Minecraft, more, more of, more of girls, OF girls, of girls from, smp, tags, that you want, Want, want more, you want more
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls from /b/ that you won’t be able to resist! These ladies are not your average Minecraft players – they are skilled builders, expert PvPers, and have a wicked sense of humor.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to go on crazy adventures with these girls, like hunting down rare mobs in the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond armor or building a giant statue of a meme that only true /b/tards will understand.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with the girls from /b/ that you can’t get enough of!

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BurnSmp
Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival Multiplayer Crossplay Community Discord Creations Adventures PC Console Mobile Vibrant Chat Builds Challenges Alliances Imagination Forge Conquer Thriving Unleash, Vanilla
Welcome to BurnSMP! Dive into an epic survival multiplayer experience where creativity knows no bounds! BurnSMP is a crossplay server, allowing players from all devices that support official Minecraft to join the fun. Whether you’re on PC, console, or mobile, you’ll find a welcoming community ready to explore, build, and embark on adventures together. Join our vibrant Discord server to chat with fellow members, share your creations, and coordinate gameplay with friends. Here, everyone can contribute to a thriving world filled with exciting challenges, unique builds, and unforgettable moments. Get ready to forge alliances, conquer challenges, and unleash your imagination in BurnSMP. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create! Join us today!
167.114.34.254:25585

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MelonSurvival
4000 blocks, active owners, avoid raiding, bedrock, BUILD, Chill, Community, Cross-Play, Friendly, Growing, hard mode, No Griefing, No Hacks, Players, PvP, Raiding, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Spawn, Survival, Teleport
MelonSurvival is a semi-vanilla survival server on 1.21.1, with a chill and growing community. We look forward to playing with you!
Bedrock info: melonsurvival.minecraft.best port:19132
Important information: Hard gamemode – survival. Never pay to win. Raiding & PVP friendly. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. Owners are active and involved, and neither Owners nor Admins are permitted to raid. Use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default. Use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from /spawn. We suggest that you build outside of this range to avoid being raided easily.
melonsurvival.minecraft.best

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Bedroom Climber Minecraft Server
BEDROOM, Bedrooms, Boundaries, climber, Climbing, Communication, consent, controversial, DATING, ETHICAL, FANTASY, Fiction, Intimacy, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, non-rapist, Reality, relationships, romantic interests, Server, STALKING, trope, Trust
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the diamonds rain from the sky.
Looking for a server where you can build a castle made entirely of cake? We’ve got you covered. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? We’ve got that too. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, it’s filled with endless possibilities and questionable physics.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where the bravest players can mount the fearsome beast and ride it into the sunset. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. It’s out there somewhere, waiting for a brave adventurer like you to claim it.

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Genuine Thoughts On The Republic Of China (Taiwan) Minecraft SMP
Asia, China, chinese culture, cross-strait relations, Democracy, democracy in asia, diplomatic recognition., east asia, freedom, genuine, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence movement, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, Republic, Republic of China, sino-taiwanese relations, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Taipei, taiwan, Thoughts
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride through the Republic of China (Taiwan) where alliances are made and broken, wars are waged over the last block of diamond ore, and secret underground bases are filled with llamas wearing top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a creeper named Carl. Will they live happily ever after or will their love be doomed by the meddling players? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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Glade of Ancients
Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Hogwarts, Kingdom, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
Whitelisted Survival Server, small family, lowkey looking for people who are kind and want a long lasting survival family to be a part of! We also have server lore and require some player lore to be made! msg Karelien on discord to be whitelisted thank you!
37.10.104.12:25792

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