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DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, close call, close to death, death-defying, DeathDefyingMinecraftSMP, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-pounding, heart-stopping, life changing, life flashing before my eyes, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, out-of-body experience, second chance, Survival, thankful to be alive

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	1364

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in the most ridiculous ways possible! One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava, but luckily I had a bucket of water on me and managed to save myself by creating obsidian stairs to safety. Another time, I was exploring a dark cave and got ambushed by a group of creepers, but I managed to survive by using my expert parkour skills to dodge their explosions. If you want to test your luck and see how many times you can cheat death in Minecraft, this is the server for you!

CraftyCraftServer

adult skills, bedroom skills, CraftyCraftServer, erotic skills, intimate skills, NSFW skills, pleasure skills, seduction skills, sensual skills, sexual confidence, sexual education, sexual expertise, sexual knowledge, sexual mastery, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual prowess, sexual satisfaction, sexual skills, sexual techniques, useful skills

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skills and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to learn NSFW skills like building giant phallic structures, mastering the art of pixelated twerking, and crafting inappropriate memes out of blocks. Our community is full of wild and wacky players who are always up for a good time. So come on over and unleash your inner naughty Minecraft master on our outrageous server!

RusCraft Minecraft Server

border conflict, border crossing, breach of sovereignty, cross-border conflict, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Invasion, military confrontation, military incursion, military intervention, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, RusCraft, russia, security breach, Server, territorial dispute, territorial incursion, territorial violation, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are now up to 30km inside russia but don’t worry we got u covered with our OP weapons and armor. join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKhamenei’sKubedKarnage

Agreement, Attack, Conflict, CraftyKhameneisKubedKarnage, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace negotiations, Politics, postpone, regional stability, SECURITY, supreme leader, Tension

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that even Khamenei had to agree to postpone his attack on Israel just so he could join in on the fun! Like, can you imagine how epic this server is if even world leaders are like, “Hold up, gotta get my Minecraft on first”? Plus, the creepers here are like, super chill and won’t blow up your stuff unless you ask them nicely. And the diamonds? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. They’re so abundant here that even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I need to get me some of those sparkly rocks.” So come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

SkyhavenMC

Customenchants, Deathchest, hard mode, NotchAppleCrafting, PvE, PvP, Raiding, RottenFlesh2Leather, sethomes, SkyhavenMC, smp, Survival, Veinminer

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	827	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Behold! A not so overly complicated to play and understand SMP server. You won’t find a thousand plugins, gameplay alterations, or an economy here. Just plain simple challenging hard-mode SMP

Spawn is a randomized 256 block area

Features: -Veinminer -RottenFlesh2Leather -NotchAppleCrafting -CustomEnchants -4 sethomes -no /back command -deathchest

skyhaven.my.pebble.host:25591

Starfall Sanctuary: Where Creepers Go to Relax and Blow Off Steam!

anti cheat, BLOW, community project, cooperation, creativity, CREEPERS, custom pictures, Diamond Economy, faster minecart, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Mature Community, new season, one player sleep, player head drop., quality-of-life enhancements, Relax, Sanctuary, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, simple voice chat, slime chunk command, starfall, Steam, Survival, top 10 leaderboards, trial chambers vaults, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5175
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Animals Bred:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	Java version 1.21.1

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features

Currently, we have an exciting Community Project underway at spawn: we’re working together to build an impressive city!
Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection and rollback features so no one grief your build or gain unfair advantage.
Importing custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after 2 days, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Faster Dirt Path, Top 10 Leaderboards at Spawn, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord at the provided link and request to be whitelisted.
Are there any pay-to-win practices on the server?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Java version 1.21.1
Can I request custom pictures to be uploaded on the server?	Yes, you can request any 500×500 pictures to be uploaded on the server in map form.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have Anti-Cheat and Grief Protection features in place to prevent griefing and rollback any damage caused.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Abuse, accusations, allegations, BlockyBanter, child abuse, crime, criminal, criminal behavior, EXPOSED, Grooming, harmful behavior, illegal, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, pedophile, predator, predator alert, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, Victim

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the evil sheep overlord and you had to choose sides to survive?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak and a love for disco music. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic adventure. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who will trade you enchanted pearls for your unwanted fish.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. It’s going to happen. You know it will.

KoreanUniteMC SMP

Defeat Japan, East Asian history, East Asian politics, East Asian relations, East Asian unity, international sports, Japan-Korea rivalry, Korea, korean culture, korean history, Korean nationalism, Korean pride, Korean reunification, Korean rivalry, Korean sovereignty, Korean sports, Korean unity, KoreanUniteMC, olympic competition, olympics, Re-unify, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mission to reunify Korea and defeat Japan in the next Olympics!

Join us as we embark on this epic journey filled with crazy challenges, hilarious antics, and maybe even a little bit of international diplomacy. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

So if you’re ready to fight for a cause (albeit a completely ridiculous one), come join us and help us bring Korea back together and show Japan who’s boss on the virtual battlefield!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Childhood, Communication, Conflict, DATING, Drinking, family, Guilt, Honesty, honeymoon, influence, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partying, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Siblings, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Potions Brewed:	109	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Emily’s secret past came back to haunt her at her own wedding!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and uncover the truth behind every block. Will you be the one to uncover the scandalous stories of your fellow players, or will you keep your own secrets buried deep?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, just like the time Emily’s younger sister accidentally spilled the beans and ruined her wedding and honeymoon! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive into a world where drama reigns supreme and secrets are just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll stumble upon next!

MomCraft: HappyEndingsGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, blended family, custody battle, custody rights, emotional trauma, family, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, Grandparents, Grief, grounding, Happy Ending, HappyEndingsGoneWrong, Loss, love, MomCraft, racism, remarriage, Resentment, sacrifice, sibling loyalty., trust funds

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	630404	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8782
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family betrayal, custody battles, and trust funds!

Imagine a world where your dad’s spirit haunts the server, making sure you always have a safe place to log off. Build a virtual Great Wolf Lodge with your siblings and take revenge on your mom’s new husband by griefing his virtual house.

Join us and help fight for custody of the server from your mom, who is too busy chasing her “happy ending” with her new man. Love may conquer all, but in Minecraft, it’s all about who has the most diamonds!

So, are you ready to show your mom who’s boss and build the ultimate virtual empire with your siblings? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!