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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9254	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6947	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	230
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Votes:	9564

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

173.205.81.239:27000

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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US.MBARS.NET

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	178
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1722	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	121	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	135	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	7661	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3327
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5980
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).