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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
