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rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5606

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Votes:	3873
Emeralds Found:	9052	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	720	Players Killed by Monsters:	7599
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1543	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Star Shards Collected:	260
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	3557
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Items Found:	2142	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5633	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7950
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.