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KyivCraft Assassins

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kazakh opposition journalist in kyiv! our server is so lit, it’s like surviving an assassination attempt every time you log on!

we have crazy pvp battles that will make you feel like you’re dodging bullets in ukraine. build your own base and protect it like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it does).

join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a political scandal. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement on our server?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of survival like never before. just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around spawn…

GoldGeeseFusion

Alchemy, animal, creativity, equivalent mass, fantastical, fantasy creature, golden eggs, golden goose, GoldGeeseFusion, Gut, hypothetical, imagination, IMPOSSIBLE, legend, MAGICAL, mass of gold, mythical creature, nuclear fission, nuclear fusion, science fiction, storytelling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

join our epic minecraft server where golden geese roam free and lay golden eggs for all to enjoy! our geese have been genetically modified to eat gold and produce the most valuable eggs in the land.

but wait, there’s more! our geese have also been trained in the ways of nuclear fusion and fission, creating a spectacle of lights and explosions as they lay their eggs. it’s like a fireworks show every time!

come join us for the most unique minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs diamonds when you have golden eggs from our magical geese? come see for yourself and join the fun today!

EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!

Blacks, blue space, Boost, cardiovascular disease, community health, coronary artery calcification, disparities, EcoCraft, economically deprived neighborhoods, environmental factors, exposure, health, health benefits, Heart, heart health, middle age, Nature, outdoor spaces, Preventive medicine., public health, urban environment, urban green space, water space, wellbeing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Void Armor Forged:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Animals Bred:	102
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!

And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.

Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!

So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!

FitCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, Exercise, fit gamers, fit lifestyle, FitCraft, fitness community, fitness culture, fitness games, fitness gaming, Gaming, gaming and fitness, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming for exercise, gaming for health, health, interactive fitness, Minecraft, physical activity, Server, sports, video games, virtual fitness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your gaming muscles and show off your mad skills? Then come join our server, where we pump iron and mine diamonds at the same time! Our server is so fit, even the creepers are shredded. Plus, our PvP arena is like a virtual CrossFit workout – except instead of burpees, you’re dodging fireballs. So ditch the boring servers and come join us for the ultimate workout for your thumbs. Who needs the gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

CraftyPhase Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, CraftyPhase, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect LinksOfficial, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! We’ve got more characters than a Villager trading post, with personalities as diverse as a Nether biome. From Lia the lava lover to Dizzy the diamond digger, there’s someone for everyone on this server.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a stack of TNT. Whether you’re a redstone genius or a block-placing pro, this server is the place to be. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!

CousinDrownDrama

almost drowned, anger, Apology, Breath, children, children’s section, Confrontation, cousin, CousinDrownDrama, deep pool, drowning, family, forgiveness, ignoring, Incident, lifeguard, mad, passing out, safety vest, swimming, Water

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1527
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ores Mined:	8003
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).

We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).

So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)

PixelLove Minecraft Server

appreciation, Caring, cherished, forever grateful., Gesture, Heartwarming, Kindness, love, loving, memorable, Minecraft, partner, PixelLove, relationship, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, so, special moment, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful act, thoughtful gesture, unforgettable

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	62476	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Remember that time your significant other built you a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Yeah, neither do we. But on our server, that kind of epic gesture is just another Tuesday. Join us and experience a world where your wildest Minecraft dreams come true, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. So why settle for a boring old dinner date when you could be building a roller coaster through the Nether with your boo? Join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

PixelZooFun

amazing creatures, Animal Behavior, Animal encounters, animal kingdom, encounter, Exotic animals, fascinating animal, favorite animals, interesting wildlife, memorable moments, Nature, PixelZooFun, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife encounters, wildlife photography, wildlife sightings

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	743513
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Have you ever come face to face with a creeper riding a pig? Or maybe you’ve seen a chicken with a diamond sword ready to battle it out with a zombie? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll encounter all sorts of wacky and wild creatures that will keep you on your toes! Join us for a chance to witness the craziest animal encounters you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a pack of llamas throwing a party in a dungeon! So come on over and experience the ultimate animal adventure in Minecraft like never before!

BreathCraft: Lose Weight Edition

biology, body composition, BreathCraft, Breathing, calorie burning, carbon dioxide, diet, Edition, Exercise, fat loss, FITNESS, health, LOSE, metabolic rate, metabolism, nutrition, oxygen, physical activity, Respiration, Science, weight, weight control, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2604	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Emeralds Found:	464	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	1868

come join our epic minecraft server where we make u lose weight just by breathing!! no need for diets or exercise, just log on and start breathing in that sweet O2 and breathing out that CO2. we guarantee u will be shedding pounds in no time, all thanks to our magical server. join now and watch the weight melt away as u play and build in our crazy world. who needs the gym when u have our server?? join us now and start slimming down just by playing minecraft. it’s like a weight loss program, but way more fun and way less effort. so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and start losing weight with every breath u take!

TelomeraseTakedown

abnormal blood vessel growth, age-related eye conditions, age-related macular degeneration, alternative treatment option, AMD therapy, eye disease treatment, eye health, macular degeneration research, medical breakthrough, mice study, ocular health, ophthalmology, retina treatment, retinal degeneration, retinal diseases, retinal vascularization, telomerase enzyme, telomerase inhibition, TelomeraseTakedown, vision loss prevention, wet AMD

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BAM! you’re in this crazy world where mice are doin’ science experiments and stuff. but get this, the mice are tryin’ to find a cure for age-related macular degeneration by blockin’ this enzyme called telomerase. like, what even is that?

but here’s the kicker: they’re not just blockin’ the enzyme in the mice, they’re blockin’ it in the minecraft world too! so now, all the players gotta navigate through this wild world where the only way to survive is by stoppin’ abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina.

if that ain’t a reason to join this server, i don’t know what is! come join us and be a part of this insane adventure where mice are the scientists and telomerase is the enemy. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!