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MineCraft Mayhem: Sunak Surrenders

British politics, Campaign, conservative party, Defeat, Democracy, election results, general election, Government, labour party, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, opposition, opposition party, political parties, Politics, Sunak, surrenders, uk, Victory, Voting, voting results

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	5041

lol imagine a world where the labour party wins an election. that’s basically what you get when you join our minecraft server. it’s like entering a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

join us for a chance to build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and have a pet zombie named fred. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.

we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. you can play spleef with a twist – the floor is made of lava and the winner gets a pet dragon.

so why wait? join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with magic, mayhem, and lots of laughs. let’s gooooooo!

Firework PvP

4th of july, Blend, celebration, crime, danger, EASY, Firework, fireworks, Gun Violence, holiday, illegal, independence day, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, patriotism, pops, PvP, Shooting, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5798
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	1285	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

join dis server if u wanna have da time of ur life! we got creepers dat explode confetti, zombies dat dance thriller, and skeletons dat shoot fireworks! it’s like a party in minecraft every day! plus, if u join on da 4th of july, u can shoot someone and it’ll just blend right in with all da pops and bangs! it’s da perfect crime, amirite? so come on over and join da fun, u won’t regret it… unless u get blown up by a confetti creeper, den u might regret it a little bit.

Cupid’s Cottage: Where Love Blooms and Mods Roam Free for the 21 and Over Crew on 1.16.5!

1.16.5, back, Biomes, Blooms, communal kitchen, Cottage, CREW, Cupids, Cyclops, Dimensions, dragons, Dungeons, farmers delight, Farming, free, gravestone, Helpful, love, Modded, Mods, Progression, Quests, resource pack, roam, Set homes, Shader, specialization, Structures, Tpa, unicorns

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Animals Bred:	81
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gods Slained:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Helpful Community	Members are great about helping newcomers and even build items for them.
Commands	TPA, set homes, back, grave (gravestones) available for ease of gameplay.
Shader Capability	Ability to use shaders and cute resource packs for enhanced visual experience.
Ice & Fire	Encounter dragons, unicorns, cyclops, cockatrice, etc. in a highly configured setting.
Food Options	Various food options available including simple farming, farmer’s delight, and communal kitchen.
Progression	Top-tier progression system with specialization options and 1500 quests.
Dimensions	Explore 100+ biomes, structures, dungeons, and 10+ new dimensions.

FAQ:

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is less than a month old.

Q: Do I need to be a certain age to join?

A: Preferably 21+, but 18+ individuals are also welcome.

Q: Are there rules for building on the server?

A: Most members build around spawn but not on top of it. You are free to build wherever you like.

Q: Is the server Discord friendly?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where members hang out, but joining is optional.

Q: Are there restrictions on item usage?

A: Progression is key, and you cannot start with diamond gear. Work up to it as you play.

TossCraft Minecraft Server

don’t miss, don’t miss new, he don’t miss, he don’t miss new, he don’t miss new toss, long tail tags, long tail tags new, long tail tags new toss, long tail tags toss, Minecraft, miss new toss, new, Server, Toss, TossCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	2860
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of missing out on all the fun in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on this server, “He don’t miss”! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lucky that even the creepers can’t blow up your builds because they always miss their target! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.

2. The diamonds on our server are so abundant that they literally rain from the sky! You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the legendary “Unicorn Pig” boss. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a magical rainbow sword that shoots out fireworks!

4. Need some extra help in your adventures? No problem! Our server has friendly talking animals that will guide you to hidden treasures and protect you from any danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join “He don’t miss” today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TVPitch Minecraft Server

big brother, body image, Competition, controversial, controversial TV ideas, Eating disorders, extreme challenges, mental health, Minecraft, obese contestants, reality competition, reality show concept, reality show pitch, reality show pitch idea, reality tv, reality TV concept, Server, social experiment, Television Show, TVPitch, underweight contestants, weight issues

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ores Mined:	2901
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we host the ultimate Big Brother-style reality show! Picture this: 6 contestants weighing over 500 pounds battling it out against 6 contestants with severe anorexia. Who will outwit, outplay, and outlast in this epic showdown of survival of the fattest and thinnest?

Join our server for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious competition ever seen in Minecraft. Will the heavyweights dominate with their sheer size and strength, or will the lightweight contenders outmaneuver them with their speed and agility? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Bacon can be found deep within its chambers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim this coveted prize?

So come on and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected twists await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Sister’s Date Night Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Boundaries, childish, Communication, cultural expectations, date, Disorder, family dinner, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Values, generational differences, mental problems, Minecraft, moral support, night, personal autonomy, psychologist, Server, set up, sibling relationships, sister, sisters, social norms

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family dinner? Look no further! Our server is like a family dinner gone wrong, with crazy setups and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be morally supporting your fellow players, navigating through awkward situations, and dealing with mental problems (in-game, of course). Our Asian-inspired culture will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dinners and dates.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server that’s more dysfunctional than a psychologist’s office. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Happy July 4th, Minecrafters!

BabyCraftin’ or BirthBlockade

baby, BabyCraftin, Birth, BirthBlockade, Communication, Expectations, family, germs, gym, Hospital, Miscommunication., newborn, Schedule, sibling, Siblings, tests, tired, Understanding, Visit, visitation, work

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	841315	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Potions Brewed:	102
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunications lead to epic battles and baby visits are a matter of life and death! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a few germs along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sibling goes into labor and expects you to drop everything and visit the hospital in record time. Will you make it in time to see the baby, or will you be too busy fighting off creepers and zombies? The choice is yours!

But beware, because on this server, expectations run high and miscommunications can lead to brutal repercussions. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the wrath of your relatives?

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every visit to the hospital is a high-stakes mission and every conversation is filled with hidden meanings. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

atypical characteristics, bizarre allure, eccentric qualities, idiosyncratic traits, Minecraft, odd fascinations, offbeat interests, outlandish features, PALS, peculiar attributes, peculiar charms, peculiar fascinations, peculiar turn-ons, PIXEL, quirky features, quirky traits, Server, strange desires, uncommon qualities, unconventional attractions, unconventional tastes, unique preferences, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re into some seriously weird stuff!

Join us if you have a strange attraction to players who build giant statues of potatoes, because on our server, that’s all we do! We have a potato-themed city where you can marvel at the majestic spud sculptures and even participate in our annual Potato Parade.

But that’s not all! If you’ve ever found yourself strangely drawn to players who wear nothing but pink leather armor and ride around on pigs, then you’ll fit right in here. Our Piggy Pink Gang is always looking for new members to join their ridiculous antics and quests for the rarest pig saddle in the land.

So come on down to our server and indulge in your weirdest Minecraft fantasies! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with someone’s obsession with building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face. Don’t knock it ’til you try it!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Cathartic, Closure, Communication, emotional, Eternal Love, Farewell, Goodbye, Grief, healing, Heartfelt, long tail tags, Loss, love, Memories, mourning, passed away, Remembrance, rest in peace, special person, Tribute

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Buildings Constructed:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t express your true feelings to your deceased loved ones? Well, look no further because on our server, you have a special feature where you have 10 seconds to communicate with the spirits of the departed! Tell them how much you miss them, ask for their guidance in building your next epic structure, or just confess your deepest, darkest secrets. Join now for a truly otherworldly Minecraft experience!

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, court case, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, drug charges, drug trafficking, foreign relations, Imprisonment, incarceration, international crime, judicial system, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Prison, Robert Woodland, russia, sentencing, Server, U.S

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly you get a message from the server saying you’ve been sentenced to prison in Russia for drug charges! How crazy is that?! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your own cell block, trade with other inmates for contraband items, and try to escape to freedom before the guards catch you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and exhilarating?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Russian prison system! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get caught with drugs, of course)!