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CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	6080
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	2688
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	22
Towns Built:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Animals Bred:	139
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Dragon Eggs Found:	7194
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	775

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

NoSleepovers4You

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.