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CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Farms Harvested:	334
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

Cinema, comedy, comedy movies, Decision making, dumb movies, dumbass, dumbass movies, Entertainment, film, film selection, funny films, humor, Minecraft, movie choices, movie list, movie marathon, movie night, movie options, movie recommendations, movie suggestions, movie viewing, movies, Server, watch

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

belief in karma, belief systems, Believed, cause and effect, cosmic justice, destiny, Eastern philosophy, ethical beliefs, fate, Karma, KarmaCraft, karmic cycle, karmic energy, metaphysical beliefs, moral accountability, moral consequences, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, smp, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual principles, universal laws

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Votes:	6722
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

contrary opinion, contrary taste, Craft, different opinion, different taste, dislike, Hateloved, individual taste, not a fan, not a fan of, not a favorite, not for me, not my thing, not popular, not universally loved, pet peeve, secret dislike, unappreciated, Underappreciated, unique preference, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!

CraftyRevengeIran

attribution, CraftyRevengeIran, cyber attacks, digital communication, diplomatic tensions, Europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, government response, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Quran burnings, Revenge, security threats, Sweden, text messages

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
New Chunks Explored:	281571	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?

So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.

ROYALCRAFT 1.16.5 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, administration, Community, Discord, Entertainment, Friends, Game, Minecraft, News, Parkour, Players, RoyalCraft, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

On our server you will find a sea of entertainment and many different acquaintances and friends. Responsive administration, adequate players. In general, there is everything for a pleasant and comfortable game!!! Welcome to RoyalCraft

Subscribe to our server in Discord to stay up to date with all the server news https://discord.gg/5MbBA9nd

65.21.70.49:25848

Pasta Party Minecraft Server

Allied forces, axis powers, european history, fascism, Historical questions, Italian army, Italian defeat, Italian invasion, Italian involvement, Italian leadership, Italian military, Italian resistance, Italian surrender, italy, Military failures, military strategy, Minecraft, Mussolini, Party, pasta, Second World War, Server, War History, world war II

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Italy was so bad in WW2! Maybe Mussolini was too busy building pixel art statues of himself instead of focusing on the war effort. Or perhaps the entire Italian army got lost in a maze of cobblestone walls and couldn’t find their way to the battlefield. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the hilarious secrets of Italy’s WW2 failures. Plus, we have a mini-game where you can reenact the Battle of Monte Cassino using nothing but snowballs and diamond swords. So come on, join us and let’s have a laugh at Italy’s expense!

New Movies Trailer 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024 movies, Action Movies, Best new movies trailers, blockbuster movies, Exciting movies, hd trailers, horror movies, horror trailers, Latest Movies, Minecraft, Movie Trailers, movies, Must-Watch Trailers, new movies trailer 2024, new releases, New upcoming movies trailer, sci fi movies, Sci-Fi Trailers, smp, thriller movies, Trailer, upcoming films, Watch new movies trailers 2024

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Falling into the Void:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a Minecraft god. Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly mobs that drop rare loot when defeated. So come join us and experience the thrill of exploring haunted caves while watching new movie trailers from the future. Trust us, it’s gonna be a creeper-tastic time!