funnel – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Whale Urine Funnel | Ocean Alive | Nitrogen & Biomass | Minecraft

alive, BIOMASS, biomass transport, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, funnel, industrial whaling, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine nutrient cycling, Minecraft, nitrogen, nitrogen balance, nitrogen cycle, nitrogen deposition, nutrient cycling, nutrient transport system, Ocean, ocean ecosystem, ocean health, URINE, Whale, whale behavior, whale conservation, whale migration, Whale urine

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a WHALE URINE FUNNEL moving tons of nitrogen and biomass to keep the ocean ALIVE, bro! Back in the day, whales were like, “Yo, we gotta keep this ocean poppin’ with nutrients,” but then humans were all like, “Nah, let’s mess it up with industrial whaling.” But now, on this server, we’re bringing back the whale magic and making the ocean LIT again! Join us and be part of this epic journey to save the ocean with whale pee, bro! It’s gonna be WILD!

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Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

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ToiletCraft: Sit & Shit Funnel

bathroom, bathroom humor, bodily functions, excrement, funnel, funny, humor, hygiene, Plumbing, public restrooms, sanitation, sanitation systems, Sewage, Shit, Sit, Sitting, toilet design, toilet humor, toilet innovation, toilet technology, ToiletCraft, toilets, Waste Disposal, waste management

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. we got diamonds raining from da sky and villagers breakdancing in da streets. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so what u waiting for? come join da party and let’s get this blocky bash started!

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UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!

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SkyHighSockSensation

anatomy, Body, body awareness, body proportions, body size, feet, height, height difference, height variation, leg length, length, LIMBS, Perception, Physical, physicality, proprioception, Sensation, sensory experience, SkyHighSockSensation, Tall, tall people

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

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PuppyPlaydateMC

adoption, Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal housing, animal psychology, animal research, animal socialization, animal studies, animal welfare, canine companions, Companionship, Dogs, pet adoption, PuppyPlaydateMC, shelter animals, shelter dogs, socialization, stress reduction, well-matched

so like, this server is like having a well-matched companion for your Minecraft journey, bro. you won’t be stressed out cuz you’ll have all these cool peeps to play with. plus, you’ll adopt new skills faster than a dog chasing its tail. join this server and unleash your inner Minecraft beast, yo!

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Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

backups, BUILD, Builders, Community, Constructia, Creative, cry, Discord, exploit, Focus, Freebuild, freedom, Griefers, Included, Ip:, Join, MARK, Minecraft, Protection, Rollback, Server, Superflat, Terrain, Thrive, update, Version

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Constructia Freebuild is a small, laid-back, freebuild creative server where anyone is free to join to build with others and make their mark. We have two worlds; one with normal vanilla terrain and one that’s superflat.
Protections	CoreProtect plugin for real-time rollbacks, anti-exploit plugins, world backups for exceptional circumstances.
Contact	Discord: https://discord.gg/8W3wkJSjat
IP	constructia.ddns.net (1.20.x)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to constructia.ddns.net with your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules on our Discord or in-game.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

Beach, Coast, Coastal, CraftyAnons, Escape, holiday, Minecraft, Ocean, Paradise, Peaceful, Relaxation, sand, Seaside, Serene, Server, shore, Summer, Sun, travel, Tropical, vacation, Water, Waves

Welcome to our server, where the sand is always perfectly pixelated and the waves are always just right for surfing… in Minecraft! Join us on our beach-themed server where you can build sandcastles that defy gravity, ride dolphins as your trusty steed, and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our beach is not your average beach – it’s filled with hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like enchanted seashells and golden coconuts. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether.

So why join our beachy Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a giant crab into battle against a kraken, build a sandcastle that shoots fireworks, and ride a rainbow unicorn across the sunset-lit horizon? Only on our server, of course! So grab your sunscreen, pack your virtual beach towel, and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. See you on the beach!

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CraftyChances Minecraft Server

BETTING, Casino, chance, CraftyChances, Entertainment, gambling, Gaming, increasing chances of winning, jackpot, long tail tags: how to win at slots, LUCK, maximizing slot payouts, Minecraft, MONEY, Odds, Payout, Potential, Realistic, Risk, Server, Slot Machine Tips, Slots, strategy, substantial, WIN, winning big at slots, Winnings

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly amount of emeralds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win REAL money by playing slots! That’s right, forget about trading with villagers or hunting for treasure, just spin those virtual reels and watch the cash roll in!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you win money, but you can also win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Who needs boring old iron armor when you can have a pet creeper, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants one lucky player three wishes. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start spinning those slots for a chance to win big and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

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KidStopper Minecraft Server

KidStopper, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).

On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.

So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!

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RoomRageCraft

anger outburst, boundary violation, emotional distress, emotional trauma, emotional vulnerability, family betrayal, mental health, mental health stigma, online humiliation, personal space, privacy breach, privacy invasion, privacy violation, room invasion, RoomRageCraft, sibling conflict, sister betrayal, sister drama, social media backlash, trust breach, video leak

Are you tired of living with a sister who thinks it’s okay to share embarrassing videos of you at your lowest point? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without the fear of privacy invasion.

Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-sharing-private-videos-of-your-sibling policy in place, so you can rest assured that your virtual world will remain private and secure.

Don’t let your sister’s betrayal bring you down – join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss in the digital realm. Who needs sympathy when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? So come on, join us and leave the drama behind!

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StrangestAppMCServer

bizarre apps, curious apps, eccentric apps, extraordinary apps, odd apps, offbeat apps, outlandish apps, peculiar apps, quirky apps, rare apps, strange apps, strange mobile apps, StrangestAppMCServer, uncommon apps, unconventional apps, unheard of apps, unique apps, unusual apps, unusual mobile applications, weird apps

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where all the players are actually llamas in disguise? Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining, building, and battling it out with other llamas in a virtual world like no other.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the llamas gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks waiting to be found by the bravest llama adventurer.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up as a llama in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and unleash your inner llama!

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MineTunez: Fav Song Edition

all-time favorite, beloved song, best song, classic song, Edition, FAV, Favorite, favorite music, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tune, greatest song, memorable song, MineTunez, Music, song, timeless song, top favorite, top hit, top pick, TOP SONG, ultimate favorite, ultimate song

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate jam session! Picture this: you and your fellow players rocking out to your favorite songs while building epic structures and battling mobs. And the best part? The creepers are afraid of music, so you’ll never have to worry about them sneaking up on you while you’re belting out your favorite tunes. So come join us and let’s turn this Minecraft world into a musical masterpiece!

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