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The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

armored warrior, arthurian legend, Avengers, Black Knight, comic book hero, comic book lore, comic book mystery, comic book villain, Dark, dark knight, enigmatic persona, fictional character, knight, legendary warrior, marvel comics, medieval knight, Minecraft, mysterious figure, never heard of her, shadowy figure, smp, superhero lore, sword and shield, unknown character

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	499591
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

Arachnophilia mode, code editing, code editor, coding software, CSS editor, HTML editor, JavaScript editor, Minecraft, programming software, programming tool, Server, software, Software Development, software tool, spawner, spider, spider mode, syntax highlighting, text editor, web design, web development, web development software, web development tool, Website Development

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

barbed wire, border control, border security, civil liberties, civil rights, DEMOCRATIC, democratic values, democrats, Ethics, freedom of movement, government policies, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Minecraft, Political debate, question.., security measures, smp, social justice

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8132	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3351
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

Alteration, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup Britomart Pickup Summon, Drop Rates, Edmond Dantès Pickup Summon, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order community, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Singularity Repair Support Campaign Pickup Summon, smp, summon

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5377
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, Mahjong Edition, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W14 P27, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	451784

Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

adult content, Anons, controversial, Crafty, debate, election, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Mommy, NSFW, Okay Anon, opinion, Politics, prediction, prediction gone wrong, scandal, Server, shock value, social media, tits, trump, viral

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, body acceptance, body comfort, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, comfort in skin, embracing nudity, feeling comfortable naked, loving your body, Minecraft, nudity, nudity acceptance, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!