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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2970 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8982 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.
plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.
join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!