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funkytown Minecraft Servers

  • Townscraft: Where we build villages and argue about whose turn it is on the enchantment table

    Townscraft: Where we build villages and argue about whose turn it is on the enchantment table
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 3426
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

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    Townscraft Server Overview

    Server Name Townscraft
    Focus Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns
    Features Houses, shops, farms, community events
    Server Type Whitelisted SMP

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing town? Yes, you can join an already existing town.
    How can I create a new town? You can create new towns with three or more members.
    What if I prefer to be a solo player? You can choose to be a solo nomad on the server.
    Is the server vanilla? The server tries to maintain a mostly vanilla experience.
    How are griefing and theft prevented? The server uses Coreprotect to protect against griefing and theft.
    How often are server resets? Resets are very far apart, with the first season running for 20 months.
    Are there community events? Yes, the server occasionally hosts community events for players to participate in.

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  • Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6157
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

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    Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

    Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

    So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

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  • The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

    The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 392
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Votes: 6066
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Crops Grown: 6498
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

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    When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

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  • GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

    GeniusCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8671
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Dimension Hops: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3116 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

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    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

    So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

    Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 1657
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 New Chunks Explored: 250191

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

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  • ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

    ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1851
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

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    ✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

    ? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

    ? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

    ? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

    ? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

    ☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

    ? ip: 217.106.107.192:27656 ?

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 577
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

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  • The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

    The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3221
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

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  • ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

    ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9007
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Animals Bred: 199
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6767
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

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  • Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

    Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2305
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Votes: 5288 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 703
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

    So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

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  • Simp City Minecraft Server

    Simp City Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3598
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Star Shards Collected: 63

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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